Snoring Magna

Beneath this stone lies Uncle Fred
Whose snoring woke up all the dead
Some ghosts arose
To pinch his nose
According to what Auntie said
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Debole Avatar
March 11, 2020 at 3:29 PM
Love limericks and this one is a great one! Ha...Ha...Ha! Have a good one.
Roper Avatar
March 10, 2020 at 10:40 PM
My husband use to snore he'd wake everyone during there hunting trips.. I had to move into my own room because of the earaches from his snoring.. He almost stop the snoring when he got his pacemaker after a 6 way bypass
Leffanta Avatar
March 11, 2020 at 3:02 PM
I've been told papering the bedroom walls with empty egg cartons will keep the noise in his room! Aloha! Rico
Rigoler Avatar
March 10, 2020 at 3:49 PM
Nice limerick, Rico, with good rhymes. Thanks for reading my take on Longevity and prayers. And just to let you know: my "religious" poems have little or nothing to do with my personal beliefs; rather what I've picked up from people's views about the subject over the years. Best to you in your writing endeavors. / M
Faulkner Avatar
March 10, 2020 at 1:20 PM
My hubby snores but now I'm so used to it I have a hard time sleeping without it!
Leffanta Avatar
March 11, 2020 at 3:00 PM
My grandfather's snoring would shake the house so you do have my empathy! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
March 10, 2020 at 12:42 PM
lol very witty :-) hugs jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
March 11, 2020 at 3:00 PM
Snoring Magna aka "Great Snoring" is in Norfolk. Aloha! Rico
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