Short Sausages Poems

The cold, crisp air bites
inviting all to bundle
like fat sausages...

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Satan’s sausages
Priest’s boil
Believers’ cross
Youth’s laboratory
Adulterer’s leisure park
Executioner’s wallet...

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Some real pork sausages
wild boar pancetta
flat portobello mushrooms
Bury's black pudding
organic fried egg
toast and tea
Please!...

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Crackling to sizzle
Sausages, bacon and eggs, with
A coffee chaser







http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/food.php...

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fingers
swollen like stuffed sausages
peeling potatoes

ankles
swollen red hold aged body
cooking families meals  ...

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Fresh unpasteurized sauerkraut
(so probiotic!)
Cooked slowly with sausages,
Potatoes, and ham;
Sweetened with Riesling
A pinch of
Cloves...

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Sunny side eggs and fried bread
Buttered toast and jam,
Sausages,bacon or ham,
black coffee and tea-
As one,breakfast,lunch
condensed,brunch
Gee !...

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Silly Sally scoffed six succulent spicy sausages
Six succulent spicy sausages silly Sally scoffed
Silly Sally succumbed to sickness! 

11~16~16...

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Baby red potatoes peeled
Fresh corn from the field
With pink shallots in the pot
Sausages add zing
Then the shrimps go in
Seasoning
Yum

14/07/2011
For Sara’s “Country Boil” contest...

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A chef fried sausages so well
The aroma confused him
So he sat on his bed
And made decision;

“I will push these sausages
one in my nose”
the other in my mouth
so that I can smell
and enjoy it for ever
quietly alone.”...

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Boggledy Mindalot
Benoit B. Mandelbrot
Perfect recursion sought
Infinitely!

Franticly, fractally
Near-mathemagickly
Spiraling endlessly
Exquisitely!

Bratwurst and sausages
Mandelbrot hostages
Escaping inwardly
Labyrinths for me!...

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If your fingers were made out of sausages
I'm sure that your dog would like those
but the problem would be you could not tie your shoes
and they certainly won't fit up your nose!

For contest 'write a funny poem for a 7 year old', sponsor Kevin Shaw
3rd february 2018...

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O tell me about a snoddy gumboot
Of a soul; black as Guiness -
A drinker of dirty water; a wordsmith,
A conjurer and fumbler; bearer of
Levity and pork sausages, a stout
Fellow with the learning as big as
The Cork and Kerry Mountains;
You thrown-out words of Dublin......

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"Can we still order black coffee???
Are brownies taken off the shelf?"
"Is White Castle changing its name?"
"I'm sure Cracker Barrel is screwed!"
"Can we still play Chinese Checkers?"
"No more Italian Sausages."
"I ask you, how far do we go with 
this foolishness?"


Quote from David Schick...

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A glutton saw caterpillars
lying on branches like sausage they were
he told himself; “I’m hungry.
Thank God I have here nice sausages”

He picked one and swallowed
and lo! What an itching it gave!
the glutton screamed
he fell down from tree 
no one came to his rescue
as his case is common jest...

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I like a nice cooked breakfast
Bacon egg and beans
Sausages and mushrooms
The answer to my dreams.

With it I like lots of bread
And a nice hot cup of tea
I really like my breakfast
A full English one for me.

Some days I might have cereals
And maybe jam on toast
But that full English breakfast
I really love the most....

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Welsh dragon sausage
they’re very hot and spicy
I’m burning both ends

Welsh dragon sausages are absolutely delicious. They contain chili, leeks and garlic and are VERY spicy!
(N B ... they DO NOT contain real dragons !!!)

www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/dragon-sausage-food-farce-2299224


4/21/18...

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Fame
feeds in sugar
left from the horses
race
and makes sausages
perfectly the same
grows in garbages
of another planet
plastic Venus
that never pees
in a public toilette
dresses like a hooker
and spends in Vegas
every weekend...

Talking about fame
it's like kicking
an empty
soup can
or getting a kick
on your butt
from the blind horse
next door......

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The smell is good
Just look at the pud
Gammon, Turkey and Beef
Life’s turned over a new leaf
A few balls of stuffing
They aint made of nuffing
Many calories they carry
It’s the sausages I want to marry
Grease torpedoes and crispy potatoes
We know where all that goes
Straight to the hips
For some taste bud kicks
Oh well
Diet go to hell....

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Campfires
I have been around them
Burned sausages
Smoke in my eyes
My heart has been hot
My back has been cold
Friends; lost and found
A vacancy sign; removed from my armpit
I have looked into the flames
I have put them out

I tought about that today
We sat in a circle, 2 meter apart
Talked about our back ailments
Almost like sitting around a campfire...

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Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin
Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin
The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze
Everything was going well, until one sausage began to sneeze
Sweat dripped down the sausage's skin
It fell out of the racing car and wished it were back in the tin
The big wheels of a jeep almost crushed it but the wind blew it away
And nobody ever found it until today...

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Sizzling bacon in the pan
eggs are gently poaching
sausages hissing and spitting
fried bread turning golden brown

Toast just popped out of the toaster
fragrant wafts of fresh brewed coffee
cheerful tablecloth with vase of flowers
places laid await the bounteous feast

Be your taste just for a bacon sandwich
or if you like the full blown Monty
whatever you choose there is no denying
that the best meal of the day is breakfast...

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She brags about everything she has
With childish hyperbole, arrogance, hubris
No humility, no empattthy, no conscience
That's why full of s**t  rhymes with narci666tic

Her celebration - - - expecting wedding presents
Blessings and gifts for a child molester?
What would be apropos?
Perhaps a bridal bouquet - - -

Hmmmm - - - how about - - -
A circle of vienna sausages on  sticks
Surrounded by an array of baby's breath?...

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When the gathered families smelled
The aroma of sausages,
Hotdogs and spent firecrackers
On prior Independence days
I was sniffing the subtle scents
Of odoriferous flowers
That grew beyond the festiveness.
When members heard,” come and get it!”
From the self designated chef
I heard only sounds of nature.
When the people sat and said grace
For the food that was on their plates
I stood among the wildflowers
too intoxicated to feast....

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My sweet Ruby's birthday,
Naturally on Valentine's day,
In her honor, the NY city of Beacon
Will close their schools!
Ain't that a kick?
Though, sadly, 
She seems to be "missing in action" lately,
Many wonder why,
She is so loved on this site,
Many of us cry....
So come back home,
To the five and dime,
We'll even through in some 
Jimmy Dean sausages!!!

Or, as Kenny Roger's first song went,
"Ruby, don't take your poems to town!"...

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