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For a Seven Year Old

If your fingers were made out of sausages
I'm sure that your dog would like those
but the problem would be you could not tie your shoes
and they certainly won't fit up your nose!

For contest 'write a funny poem for a 7 year old', sponsor Kevin Shaw
3rd february 2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018


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Date: 2/11/2018 11:32:00 AM
This is great, Viv, Kevin will enjoy this one.. luck in the contest.
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Date: 2/8/2018 3:46:00 AM
OMG with my poor sight I thought they were real fingers, LOL Good luck in the contest! Mick
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Date: 2/7/2018 8:08:00 PM
You have a much better chance to win with your poem than I do with mine!
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Date: 2/7/2018 8:07:00 PM
this is outstanding poetry for a seven year old boy and also for ME!!!
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Date: 2/3/2018 4:18:00 PM
I have a grandson named Brody who just turned eight Jan. 15th. I am going to send him this adorable poem. I loved it Viv! : )
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/4/2018 1:10:00 AM
Thanks, Connie, with kids if it's about farting, poop or sticking something up the nose or in the ear, you can't normally go wrong. Hope he likes it. Viv x
Date: 2/3/2018 3:19:00 PM
Perfect, Viv, for the 5th -6th grade male. I can see them in the lunchroom now on hot-dog day, re-creating your pic and quoting your poem. This former teacher left in me enjoyed it.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/4/2018 1:11:00 AM
Thanks Reason, nice to get qualified expert feedback :)
Date: 2/3/2018 8:41:00 AM
Pretty funny, Viv. GL
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/4/2018 1:11:00 AM
Cheers, glad you enjoyed it!
Date: 2/3/2018 8:31:00 AM
That's pretty funny at any age, Viv. Well done, but I'd feel a bit like a cannibal to eat one of those. ;-)
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/4/2018 1:11:00 AM
Yeah, they are a bit halloween, aren't they? Thanks, Lin x
Date: 2/3/2018 6:18:00 AM
Ah, yes, the humor of the third graders.....
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/4/2018 1:12:00 AM
Indeed, I'm a bit third grade inside, well past post grad on the outside, sadly...
Date: 2/3/2018 5:55:00 AM
Hahaha... this is awesome
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/4/2018 1:12:00 AM
Thanks, S.O, hope it does well. regards, Viv
Date: 2/3/2018 5:16:00 AM
Well, you'll have to have a big nose...Very entertaining...I liked it...All the best Viv
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/4/2018 1:13:00 AM
I have a large nose, but am hesitating trying it. Regards, Viv
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