Viv Wigley Poet Rhyme

For a Seven Year Old

If your fingers were made out of sausages
I'm sure that your dog would like those
but the problem would be you could not tie your shoes
and they certainly won't fit up your nose!

For contest 'write a funny poem for a 7 year old', sponsor Kevin Shaw
3rd february 2018

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Eve Roper February 11, 2018 at 11:32 AM This is great, Viv, Kevin will enjoy this one.. luck in the contest.

Mick Talbot February 8, 2018 at 3:46 AM OMG with my poor sight I thought they were real fingers, LOL Good luck in the contest! Mick

Andrea Dietrich February 7, 2018 at 8:08 PM You have a much better chance to win with your poem than I do with mine!

Andrea Dietrich February 7, 2018 at 8:07 PM this is outstanding poetry for a seven year old boy and also for ME!!!

Connie Marcum Wong February 3, 2018 at 4:18 PM I have a grandson named Brody who just turned eight Jan. 15th. I am going to send him this adorable poem. I loved it Viv! : ) Viv Wigley February 4, 2018 at 1:10 AM Thanks, Connie, with kids if it's about farting, poop or sticking something up the nose or in the ear, you can't normally go wrong. Hope he likes it. Viv x

Reason A. Poteet February 3, 2018 at 3:19 PM Perfect, Viv, for the 5th -6th grade male. I can see them in the lunchroom now on hot-dog day, re-creating your pic and quoting your poem. This former teacher left in me enjoyed it. Viv Wigley February 4, 2018 at 1:11 AM Thanks Reason, nice to get qualified expert feedback :)

Line Gauthier February 3, 2018 at 8:41 AM Pretty funny, Viv. GL Viv Wigley February 4, 2018 at 1:11 AM Cheers, glad you enjoyed it!

Lin Lane February 3, 2018 at 8:31 AM That's pretty funny at any age, Viv. Well done, but I'd feel a bit like a cannibal to eat one of those. ;-) Viv Wigley February 4, 2018 at 1:11 AM Yeah, they are a bit halloween, aren't they? Thanks, Lin x

John Lawless February 3, 2018 at 6:18 AM Ah, yes, the humor of the third graders..... Viv Wigley February 4, 2018 at 1:12 AM Indeed, I'm a bit third grade inside, well past post grad on the outside, sadly...

Silent One February 3, 2018 at 5:55 AM Hahaha... this is awesome Viv Wigley February 4, 2018 at 1:12 AM Thanks, S.O, hope it does well. regards, Viv

Arturo Michael February 3, 2018 at 5:16 AM Well, you'll have to have a big nose...Very entertaining...I liked it...All the best Viv Viv Wigley February 4, 2018 at 1:13 AM I have a large nose, but am hesitating trying it. Regards, Viv