Short Roll In The Hay Poems

A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!...

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Fran said to her milkman one day
Do you fancy a roll in the hay
Much to his chagrin
Fran asked 'is it in?'
You’re not quite as big as folk say!





10th February 2015...

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There once was a teacher named Kay
 Whose students were always at play
 she was given the axe
 When caught with student Max
 Giving him a roll in the hay!
                 - 
 1-3-19...

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There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
   He announced to his wife
   "My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"...

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Sally met an old bloke from Bombay
They both fancied a roll in the hay
He whipped out his todger
All ready to Rodger
But his blue pills had run out that day!

11~20~16...

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A lion's roar can be heard five miles away
Same as when a wife suspects a roll in the hay 
The strong smell of booze
An investigation ensues
All hell breaks loose and things decay...

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Heard the term “out of this world” a few times
Should be used sparingly for special moments divine
Like a pizza supreme
A belly satisfying dream
Or a roll in the hay with a filly sublime...

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Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy -
he never got his rumpy pumpy
Ted took his neighbor Faye
for a roll in the hay
his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy!


5/18/19

9,9,6,6,9...

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I’m hoping my last poem’s a triolet
After an unexpected roll in the hay
Memories to keep
Through a lovely sleep,
Singing this ditty:  Zippity-do-dah-day!

Written October 18, 2022...

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He's drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much Guinness stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
He’ll have to wait for a roll in the hay

17th March 2015...

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Life can be hoot if we don't weaken, they say
So how do I accomplish it and who the hell is “they” 
Some fairy type person
Or a two fairy coercion
Can it also include a nightly roll in the hay...

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Contrary to my thoughts, the more posts in a day
The more comments received, stunned me I must say
Whatta great surprise 
Tears filled my eyes
Almost as giddy as a fun roll in the hay

(NOT!)...

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Ted enjoys a quick roll in the hay...
He’s sleeping with his buxom P A
She confirmed she’s with child
Ted baulked, then got quite riled
I wonder what his wife’s got to say!

5/26/18...

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Is there anything more fun than a roll in the hay
I think not, fair maiden, more than eating a soufflé
Nothing's more appealing
Than looking at the ceiling
C'mon sweetie, have I ever lead you astray...

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Is there anything more exciting than a roll in the hay
I think not, fair maiden, more than eating a soufflé
Nothing's more appealing
Than looking at the ceiling
C'mon sweetie, have I ever lead you astray...

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The weather is brutal today, like a roll in the hay
Like rambunctious like, you know, when your mind goes astray
You leave mother earth
Seems like a rebirth
When you recover, as a follow-up we'll see you again!

(maybe 10 minutes)...

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A sexy young lady from Dover
Was ready to get her leg over
A quick roll in the hay
Any time night or day
Her boyfriend admits he's in clover

02~28~ 2015
checked with how many syllables 8 8 6 6 8

Contest: Spring forward -  Debbie Guzzi
~awarded 6th place~...

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Up until midnight am I
looking for a rhyme
It's late I say 
to bed I should lay.

It used to be 
up until midnight I was 
with a lover you see
but no longer is he.

Alone I lay with my thought
instead of pleasure sought
it's now words at play 
Instead of a roll in the hay.

7/7/15...

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A Roll in the Hay

Try to be different.
Take the plunge. 
Dare to live for today.
Be your own boss,
be true to your school,
and, charge for a roll in the hay.

Eat, drink and do Mary.
Boys will be boys they say.
But, Men and the boys
have different priced toys,
Some men even pay for the hay......

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Puppy Love

It’s just puppy love they say,
me romping with you all day.
Oh well, what’s a little roll in the hay
when you’re my toy, boy, and I wanna play.


07-31-2015

Contest:      Micropoetry ain't that Tweet
Sponsor:     Casarah Nance
Placement:  6th...

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Blanche isn’t content just to flirt.   
With lightning speed, she sheds her skirt
for a roll in the hay.
You can bet, for each lay,
hot passion she’ll surely exert.

the sitcom "The Golden Girls"--character, Blanche Devereaux


March 31, 2022
Entered in the On a Lim Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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Grumpy in the morning.
Grumpy in the day.
Grumpy in the morning.
Take a roll in the hay.
'Grumpy all over'.Said
the farmer on the hill.
Trying so hard.To pay
them dog gone bills.
'Pay them bills'.Said
the banker by the bay.
Grumpy in the morning.
Grumpy everyday.. 

Grumpy Poem by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2011,2014..All rights reserved....

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Away at the drug store
no condoms I see 
I need some protection
to stop pregnancy

My girlfriend’s so horny
wants sex night and day
I’d never refuse her
a roll in the hay!

I’ll purchase some cling film
and some rubber bands
I’ll use these till condoms
are back on the stands.

Poem of the Day 14th July 2023

07/13/23...

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In the middle of May
Eight little planets 
Went out to play
They saw a sad planet 
named Pluto.
It is such a nice day,
we could go jump in a sleigh 
or roll in the hay.
Mercury asked,
“Why would we jump in a sleigh 
in the middle of May?    
Why don’t we just swing     
on the sun’s rays?”
So nine little planets 
played all day.


Aunika Alch
Age 12

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A sassy lass hailing from Dover
was asked by her beau to come over
for a roll in the hay,
but she said right away,
“I’d much rather roll in some clover!

You should know green’s the hue of my soul,”
she continued, “but I’ll take a roll,
if no clover is seen,
on ‘most anything green -
dollar bills or a nice grassy knoll!”

March 16, 2019 for Carolyn Devonshire's 'Green Humor Rhymes, Old or New for Prizes'  Contest...

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