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Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy - he never got his rumpy pumpy Ted took his neighbor Faye for a roll in the hay his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy! 5/18/19 9,9,6,6,9

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Michelle Faulkner

Date: 6/12/2019 11:38:00 PM

Many congratulations, Jan!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/12/2019 7:38:00 PM

big Congrats to you, sweet Jan. At last I am CAUGHT UP here (leastways until morning!)

Janice Canerdy

Date: 6/12/2019 5:45:00 PM

CONGRATS on your win, Jan! Janice

Tom Cunningham

Date: 6/12/2019 4:08:00 PM

Back with congrats Jan. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/12/2019 12:00:00 PM

Congratulations on your first placement Jan. Wish I could write even one! : ) xxoo

Ralph Sergi

Date: 6/12/2019 7:35:00 AM

Hi Jan: I knew you would sneak one in . Very funny! Congratulations!

Joseph May

Date: 6/11/2019 9:46:00 PM

Lol...Congrats on your win Jan..

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/11/2019 9:21:00 PM

Not surprised to see the limerick queen at the top! Congrats, Jan!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/11/2019 7:00:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with another limerick gem from you! :)

Jack Horne

Date: 5/27/2019 2:30:00 PM

ha ha, love your limericks x

Constance La France

Date: 5/20/2019 9:32:00 AM

Jan, delightful! It is pretty bad when a guy cannot get his rumpy pumpy !

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/18/2019 11:57:00 PM

G'day Jan ... was it the grin on his face that dobbed him in? Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

Date: 5/18/2019 7:52:00 PM

Grumpy Before & After, I suspect! I also suspect you now have Trumpy looking for some rumpy pumpy! Aloha! Rico

Ilene Bauer

Date: 5/18/2019 6:29:00 PM

ha! funny one, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2019 5:09:00 PM

thanks Ilene I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/18/2019 4:11:00 PM

Quite a saucy soap opera, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2019 5:09:00 PM

thanks Michelle I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 5/18/2019 3:28:00 PM

LOL Rumpy Pumpy. Thanks for the laugh Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2019 5:08:00 PM

thanks Heidi so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/18/2019 3:19:00 PM

- We all depend on good neighbors to make the community work :))) ....... love it, Jan :))) - Have a lovely weekend :) - hugs Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2019 5:08:00 PM

lol love that comment Anne-lise:-) so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/18/2019 3:17:00 PM

Haha I hope there wasn't a pitchfork in the hay. Good luck Jan. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2019 5:06:00 PM

thanks Tom so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

David Mchattie

Date: 5/18/2019 3:12:00 PM

I lover that, 'Doing the rumpy bumpy.' Have a great day my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2019 5:06:00 PM

thanks David so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx