Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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Good Neighbors Bawdy Limerick

Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy -
he never got his rumpy pumpy
Ted took his neighbor Faye
for a roll in the hay
his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy!


5/18/19

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Michelle Faulkner June 12, 2019 at 11:38 PM Many congratulations, Jan!

Andrea Dietrich June 12, 2019 at 7:38 PM big Congrats to you, sweet Jan. At last I am CAUGHT UP here (leastways until morning!)

Janice Canerdy June 12, 2019 at 5:45 PM CONGRATS on your win, Jan! Janice

Tom Cunningham June 12, 2019 at 4:08 PM Back with congrats Jan. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong June 12, 2019 at 12:00 PM Congratulations on your first placement Jan. Wish I could write even one! : ) xxoo

Ralph Sergi June 12, 2019 at 7:35 AM Hi Jan: I knew you would sneak one in . Very funny! Congratulations!

Joseph May June 11, 2019 at 9:46 PM Lol...Congrats on your win Jan..

Kim Rodrigues June 11, 2019 at 9:21 PM Not surprised to see the limerick queen at the top! Congrats, Jan!

Tania Kitchin June 11, 2019 at 7:00 PM Jan, congratulations on your first place win with another limerick gem from you! :)

Jack Horne May 27, 2019 at 2:30 PM ha ha, love your limericks x

Constance La France May 20, 2019 at 9:32 AM Jan, delightful! It is pretty bad when a guy cannot get his rumpy pumpy !

Lindsay Laurie May 18, 2019 at 11:57 PM G'day Jan ... was it the grin on his face that dobbed him in? Lindsay

Rico Leffanta May 18, 2019 at 7:52 PM Grumpy Before & After, I suspect! I also suspect you now have Trumpy looking for some rumpy pumpy! Aloha! Rico

Ilene Bauer May 18, 2019 at 6:29 PM ha! funny one, jan! Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 5:09 PM thanks Ilene I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner May 18, 2019 at 4:11 PM Quite a saucy soap opera, Jan! Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 5:09 PM thanks Michelle I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands May 18, 2019 at 3:28 PM LOL Rumpy Pumpy. Thanks for the laugh Jan :) Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 5:08 PM thanks Heidi so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen May 18, 2019 at 3:19 PM - We all depend on good neighbors to make the community work :))) ....... love it, Jan :))) - Have a lovely weekend :) - hugs Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 5:08 PM lol love that comment Anne-lise:-) so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham May 18, 2019 at 3:17 PM Haha I hope there wasn't a pitchfork in the hay. Good luck Jan. Tom Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 5:06 PM thanks Tom so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

David Mchattie May 18, 2019 at 3:12 PM I lover that, 'Doing the rumpy bumpy.' Have a great day my friend. Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 5:06 PM thanks David so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx