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Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy -
he never got his rumpy pumpy
Ted took his neighbor Faye
for a roll in the hay
his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy!


5/18/19

9,9,6,6,9

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Tania Kitchin Date: 6/11/2019 7:00:00 PM Jan, congratulations on your first place win with another limerick gem from you! :) Login to Reply

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Constance La France Date: 5/20/2019 9:32:00 AM Jan, delightful! It is pretty bad when a guy cannot get his rumpy pumpy ! Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 5/18/2019 11:57:00 PM G'day Jan ... was it the grin on his face that dobbed him in? Lindsay Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 5/18/2019 7:52:00 PM Grumpy Before & After, I suspect! I also suspect you now have Trumpy looking for some rumpy pumpy! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Ilene Bauer Date: 5/18/2019 6:29:00 PM ha! funny one, jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 5:09:00 PM thanks Ilene I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/18/2019 4:11:00 PM Quite a saucy soap opera, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 5:09:00 PM thanks Michelle I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 5/18/2019 3:28:00 PM LOL Rumpy Pumpy. Thanks for the laugh Jan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 5:08:00 PM thanks Heidi so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/18/2019 3:19:00 PM - We all depend on good neighbors to make the community work :))) ....... love it, Jan :))) - Have a lovely weekend :) - hugs Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 5:08:00 PM lol love that comment Anne-lise:-) so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 5/18/2019 3:17:00 PM Haha I hope there wasn't a pitchfork in the hay. Good luck Jan. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 5:06:00 PM thanks Tom so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

David Mchattie Date: 5/18/2019 3:12:00 PM I lover that, 'Doing the rumpy bumpy.' Have a great day my friend. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 5:06:00 PM thanks David so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx