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Ted’s frigid wife was fat and dumpy - he never got his rumpy pumpy Ted took his neighbor Faye for a roll in the hay his livid wife wasn’t half grumpy! 5/18/19 9,9,6,6,9

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Date: 6/12/2019 11:38:00 PM
Many congratulations, Jan!
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Date: 6/12/2019 7:38:00 PM
big Congrats to you, sweet Jan. At last I am CAUGHT UP here (leastways until morning!)
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Date: 6/12/2019 5:45:00 PM
CONGRATS on your win, Jan! Janice
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Date: 6/12/2019 4:08:00 PM
Back with congrats Jan. Tom
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Date: 6/12/2019 12:00:00 PM
Congratulations on your first placement Jan. Wish I could write even one! : ) xxoo
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Date: 6/12/2019 7:35:00 AM
Hi Jan: I knew you would sneak one in . Very funny! Congratulations!
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Date: 6/11/2019 9:46:00 PM
Lol...Congrats on your win Jan..
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Date: 6/11/2019 9:21:00 PM
Not surprised to see the limerick queen at the top! Congrats, Jan!
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Date: 6/11/2019 7:00:00 PM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win with another limerick gem from you! :)
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Date: 5/27/2019 2:30:00 PM
ha ha, love your limericks x
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Date: 5/20/2019 9:32:00 AM
Jan, delightful! It is pretty bad when a guy cannot get his rumpy pumpy !
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Date: 5/18/2019 11:57:00 PM
G'day Jan ... was it the grin on his face that dobbed him in? Lindsay
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Date: 5/18/2019 7:52:00 PM
Grumpy Before & After, I suspect! I also suspect you now have Trumpy looking for some rumpy pumpy! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/18/2019 6:29:00 PM
ha! funny one, jan!
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Date: 6/12/2019 5:09:00 PM
thanks Ilene I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/18/2019 4:11:00 PM
Quite a saucy soap opera, Jan!
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Date: 6/12/2019 5:09:00 PM
thanks Michelle I'm so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/18/2019 3:28:00 PM
LOL Rumpy Pumpy. Thanks for the laugh Jan :)
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Date: 6/12/2019 5:08:00 PM
thanks Heidi so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/18/2019 3:19:00 PM
- We all depend on good neighbors to make the community work :))) ....... love it, Jan :))) - Have a lovely weekend :) - hugs Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 6/12/2019 5:08:00 PM
lol love that comment Anne-lise:-) so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/18/2019 3:17:00 PM
Haha I hope there wasn't a pitchfork in the hay. Good luck Jan. Tom
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Date: 6/12/2019 5:06:00 PM
thanks Tom so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/18/2019 3:12:00 PM
I lover that, 'Doing the rumpy bumpy.' Have a great day my friend.
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Date: 6/12/2019 5:06:00 PM
thanks David so sorry for the delay in replying:-( hugs Jan xx

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