Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

A Life of Milk, a Wife of Honey

There once was a dairy farmer named Jay
Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day
   He announced to his wife
   "My work's no kind of life
Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"

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Arturo Michael September 8, 2019 at 7:30 AM Let's frighten the cows a little bit...Nice one Gershon Wolf September 8, 2019 at 11:18 AM Ha, ha. -- As long as nobody engages in 'cow-tural' misappropriation, everything will be ok, I guess. ~ gw

Kim Rodrigues September 8, 2019 at 6:00 AM So great! Funny and plucky! Gershon Wolf September 8, 2019 at 11:17 AM Thanks for the great feedback, Kim! ~ gw

Tom Cunningham September 8, 2019 at 2:15 AM Haha maybe she found the fumes a great turn on, each to their own nudge nudge lol. Tom Gershon Wolf September 8, 2019 at 11:17 AM It's true... People have weird tastes and desires... E.g., some people I know just LOVE the smell of turpentine. ~ gw

Brenda Chiri September 8, 2019 at 1:34 AM Hahaha! Oh my you most definitely made me laugh this morning! So very clever I eve. Love the title!;) Gershon Wolf September 8, 2019 at 11:16 AM Oh, good!!! Laughter is the best. :) gw

Jennifer Proxenos September 8, 2019 at 1:26 AM Hope he had a shower first - LOL - great humour Gershon! Hugs, Jennifer. Gershon Wolf September 8, 2019 at 11:15 AM Yeah, really!! Hadn't thought of that... If not he'd look like a light-brown porcupine after a roll in the hay! :) gw

Connie Marcum Wong September 8, 2019 at 1:23 AM I loved the humor in this fun filled piece Gershon....Loved the title too! : ) xxoo Gershon Wolf September 8, 2019 at 11:14 AM I managed to resist titling it, 'The Land of Milk and Honey.' Thanks, Connie. Best wishes, Gershon

Line Gauthier September 7, 2019 at 10:29 PM Go Jay Go! Gershon Wolf September 7, 2019 at 10:40 PM Your comment has me grinning ear to ear. Thanks, Line!! ~ Gershon