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A Life of Milk, a Wife of Honey

There once was a dairy farmer named Jay Who worked real hard amidst cow stench all day He announced to his wife "My work's no kind of life Hey, Honey, how 'bout a roll in the hay?"

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Arturo Michael

Date: 9/8/2019 7:30:00 AM

Let's frighten the cows a little bit...Nice one

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:18:00 AM

Ha, ha. -- As long as nobody engages in 'cow-tural' misappropriation, everything will be ok, I guess. ~ gw

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/8/2019 6:00:00 AM

So great! Funny and plucky!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:17:00 AM

Thanks for the great feedback, Kim! ~ gw

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/8/2019 2:15:00 AM

Haha maybe she found the fumes a great turn on, each to their own nudge nudge lol. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:17:00 AM

It's true... People have weird tastes and desires... E.g., some people I know just LOVE the smell of turpentine. ~ gw

Brenda Chiri

Date: 9/8/2019 1:34:00 AM

Hahaha! Oh my you most definitely made me laugh this morning! So very clever I eve. Love the title!;)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:16:00 AM

Oh, good!!! Laughter is the best. :) gw

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 9/8/2019 1:26:00 AM

Hope he had a shower first - LOL - great humour Gershon! Hugs, Jennifer.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:15:00 AM

Yeah, really!! Hadn't thought of that... If not he'd look like a light-brown porcupine after a roll in the hay! :) gw

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 9/8/2019 1:23:00 AM

I loved the humor in this fun filled piece Gershon....Loved the title too! : ) xxoo

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/8/2019 11:14:00 AM

I managed to resist titling it, 'The Land of Milk and Honey.' Thanks, Connie. Best wishes, Gershon

Line Gauthier

Date: 9/7/2019 10:29:00 PM

Go Jay Go!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/7/2019 10:40:00 PM

Your comment has me grinning ear to ear. Thanks, Line!! ~ Gershon