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He Was a Flop

Sally met an old bloke from Bombay
They both fancied a roll in the hay
He whipped out his todger
All ready to Rodger
But his blue pills had run out that day!

11~20~16

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Darren White

November 30, 2016 at 5:20 AM

I get the weirdest ideas after reading the poem and seeing the picture..... not sharing :P

Jan Allison

November 30, 2016 at 12:24 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

November 29, 2016 at 5:51 PM

Had to check, worried this was about me!

Jan Allison

November 29, 2016 at 5:52 PM

Your not old!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Keith Teaser

November 28, 2016 at 4:04 PM

Quite funny love it..

Jan Allison

November 28, 2016 at 4:05 PM

:-) thanks:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

November 27, 2016 at 10:35 AM

LOL, had a chuckle at this one - always enjoy your limericks

Jan Allison

November 27, 2016 at 11:01 AM

I love writing them Jack lol:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

November 25, 2016 at 5:38 PM

I can assure you that this Limerick was no flop!! Had a good laugh at the expense of Bombay Bloke and the accompanying picture:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

November 25, 2016 at 5:48 PM

:-) thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

November 21, 2016 at 9:23 AM

That is one funny picture and the limerick goes right along with it. I love your sense of humor, Jan:)

Jan Allison

November 21, 2016 at 12:01 PM

Thanks Daniel:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

November 21, 2016 at 9:22 AM

Ha, that was really funny Jan. I hate when that happens. : ) The only thing I would recommend is if you spent more than four hours writing this poem, you should probably contact your doctor. :)

Jan Allison

November 21, 2016 at 12:01 PM

lol it took about a minute to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

November 21, 2016 at 5:53 AM

Haha, My dearest Empress, Jan you did it again! Loved it! A seven! May I contribute? A very old man that was named Billy/ Wished to play with a young girl the silly/ Surely he tried once but failed/ But the second time her nailed/ Now can't walk a terrain that is hilly!

Jan Allison

November 21, 2016 at 12:02 PM

ha ha ha great one Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

November 20, 2016 at 10:51 PM

Alas it seems even the pope...... when poked in the rear with the "scope"....had one request.....right after the test....."call the fart that came out HOLY SMOKE"

Jan Allison

November 21, 2016 at 1:54 AM

ha ha ha you should post that John:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

November 20, 2016 at 8:30 PM

HA!! You are great, Jan. Loved the cartoon with it too.What is this limerick train about that Eve mentioned. I went nowhere with that link. I can't even stay here long enough to do comments. Have to keep going up to the bathroom. hahaha. You know WHY

Jan Allison

November 21, 2016 at 1:53 AM

ha ha ha:-) I could do a poem linked to the loo and ANDREA - may write it just for you lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Space Cadet

November 20, 2016 at 6:20 PM

HA! ... Tragic, very tragic.

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 6:24 PM

Thanks Space Cadet:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

November 20, 2016 at 5:37 PM

Yes, Jan, I heard about it on the news. Were you the lady they booed off the stage for reciting risque poems like the limerick above? Hahaha! Thanks for the stop. / M

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 5:45 PM

ha ha ha:-) I would love to do a few limericks on the stage lol ... maybe one day I will unleash them on an unsuspecting audience lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

November 20, 2016 at 3:47 PM

ha! very funny, jan! you crack me up...

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 4:37 PM

I was on stage on Friday Ilene - it was incredible to recite 2 poems to an audience of 600 ... a moment I will never ever forget:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

November 20, 2016 at 3:13 PM

- ........... oh... poor dog ....... how long is the impact - Congratulations on your Friday on stage, Jan !!! .... You are S.U.P.E.R ... I had fainted !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 4:37 PM

It was the most incredible time to stand on that stage Anne Lise I will never ever forget it:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

November 20, 2016 at 12:48 PM

Hahaha.... when I need cheering because I'm in the dumps I just need to come and visit to put me in a humor.... Hubby's site I started for him with only 2 poems.http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poems_by_poet.aspx?ID=59416

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 1:26 PM

Brilliant Eve I will drop by:-) glad you got a smile from my silly poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Phatt Matt

November 20, 2016 at 12:15 PM

fun read, chuckles!~phatt

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 12:18 PM

Thanks Phatt:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

November 20, 2016 at 11:00 AM

You're nuts lol. Jan another good one!

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 12:19 PM

I was on stage on Friday reciting 2 of my poems in front of 600 people - wow I never ever dreamed my husband's cancer would change my life like this!:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

November 20, 2016 at 11:51 AM

You should you're hiliarious :)

Jan Allison

November 20, 2016 at 11:08 AM

I take that as a compliment Carol lol:-) hugs Jan xx