Short Quip Poems

nipple,little demple,the simple,preamble,land one....

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needs i seam it so fast
and then i'm hem
OblivioN...

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Coffee
For me.

There’s two
I do.

Friendship
No quip....

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heavily worded
   hit with a quip ~

   blunt force grammar...

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weeebler quip num
weeebler quip num
weeebler quip drumd
a riickler num
.....

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You would be amazed and enjoy my little quip,
if I could tie you down and feed you reddi-whip.







11-22-15...

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Men and women pour tons 
Of concrete, cement, asphalt, stones
The humble weeds seek the Sun
Foundation. Humans quip they won!...

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sense more make to words the flip
fence the on I’m, step that skip
hence and, bit a mind the trip
dense and dull somewhat is quip
...

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There once was a man whose big gain
of weight was now shockingly plain.
When he went for a dip
all the others would quip,
“Let's land on him, claim him for Spain!”

8/28/19...

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   Quick with a quip
     glib with ad-libs
   She had the gift of gab

   A commonplace beautician
     she had dreams and ambition
   ‘Til one day she removed her hijab
...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGX_Z1Yo9TQ 


He loves to keep them all well fed 
his mantra is always quip and trim 
early to rise and early to bed 
but Ali, well he loves to sleep in...

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Quit thinking it's oh so
Quaint I'm good 'for my age'
Question is, why not? to
Quip, this old gray mare ain't
Quite what she used to be~
Quicker of will, I'm still
Quintessentially me.

4/15/21...

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Piet Hein poetic artesian                                                           			  
cue censorship Nazi flip       				                                
Grook’s humble kumbel swordsman  				                     
Games toys superegg quip...

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the chalice of need contains no poison ~ but might cause a herpes lip

scoffed the leper to the serpent ~ who was trying to sponge out a sip

the snake dissed the quip quietly ~ his tongue had already lost its tip 

but was heard under his breath saying ~ how’d i end up in such a kip...

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I hate him
He angers me
I wish he'd die as quick

My feelings
he's angered
are just as real as wit

I know him
He's someone
Someone else I'd quip

He's horrible
He's always
someone else I'd flip

I'll never
No-never
see him as I rip

No never
I'll never
forgive what I can't grip...

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Love
love might be what you think it may,
or time to spend with, owed today,
perchamce its written fore we come,
is this your part young tweedledum?
preplanned a mission hey...
thinks..the..stumble-bum,
slipped in subtle quip hooray :{

Don

do we have attracting love contracts before birth,
hence the fatal attraction....

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Sometimes, if an act is to be funny, 
a comedian may resort to using profanity. 
What he says may be considered outrageous, 
but he makes laughter look like it's contagious. 
On television, you would never hear a profane quip. 
The sound may be beeped out due to censorship.

inspired by another member's poem
...

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Listen to poem:

Misunderstood
It's so easy to be.
Silence is often the great enemy 
Under-current of emotion
Nurses our enmity 
Dear friends,
Equip yourselves with
Resolve.. to this misnomer 
Solve
Tread lightly in the wordy world
Open the heart with kindness
Only let love be unfurled
Determine to dance delicately...

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N-ew challenges have come, 
E-quip with faith, hope, and love; 
S-tand your ground with courage, 
S-eek the answer from above. 

R-eady for new challenges 
O-f life under the sun; 
D-o reach the journey's end, 
U-ltimate race has begun. 
L-et your heart be brave 
F-or the world's many changes; 
O-n the fifth of January, face the new challenges....

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He sought all the mystery
As well as the blistery
With some of the grim
And the not-so-prim
In the city's ironic history

A story he would perceive
Seldom easy to believe
But always would back up
What came from the Cup
Of Cornucopia he would weave

He would oft-times humor
An unconfirmed rumor
Then blow it away
When he would say
A quip of his humor...

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Oh my goddess, she is modest; in the lessons she has served. 
She makes me wonder, but not uncover; for my thoughts I feel reserved. 
And each situation, I sense vibrations; their mood: be love be hate. 
But why the barrel; no void but sterile, I can't opinionate. 
And for the lacking; the voice is slacking, the words I cannot spell. 
So here I sit, without a quip, but always wish you well....

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Happy New Year,
It’s time for cheer!

In with the new,
Out with the few.

Upon the steps,
Keep the schleps.

Do as you do,
Ask if you mu.

Select the quip,
To care equip.

Since us two,
I have a cue.

Thank you so,
NHS are beau.

Believe n’ mu,
Be the sew.

Science too,
Now we true.

Share the love,
Wear the shove.

Happy New Year,
No need to fear.

Dominique Webb...

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He moves down the row
driving a spike into their heads.

I stare at the frog allotted to me.
Small, green,
wide grinning mouth.
It looks like a cartoon drawing,
sat motionless between folded legs,

I half expect it to make a sardonic quip
about the nerdy lab tech
and his thin silver death-prong

Later, my frog is reduced to
just one limb,
attached to an oscillating current.
The leg dances on and on....

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Our gossipy lips
Have a shutting zip:
The flying words we quip
We can their wings clip
And the speeches we hasten
On some muteness fasten …

Come the killing desire to gossip
Find some diverting juice to sip
Or restraining wisdom grip,
So that our tongues wouldn’t slip.

Our lips Gossips richly moisten,
As listeners’ eyes fully glisten:
But victims empower to raise hell
By hundred times A Warning Bell....

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Lackadaisical loose words they just slip 
between the cracks of a devious phrase;
Low voice gives away such a careless quip 
echoing with the error of your ways; 
Faulty is the way things are nowadays 
I will never fall victim to your game, 
my full mouth will never utter your name;
Anything you claim is just false pretense;
We have never been and are not the same,  
please do not try to translate my silence....

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