Short Piddle Poems
Short Piddle Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Piddle by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Piddle by length and keyword.
Twittle Dee and Twittle Dumb
Sho' ain't no riddle
There’s no time to twiddle
So just for a diddle
May I play and piddle
And then perhaps fiddle
Around with your middle?...
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Categories:
piddle, funny,
Form:
Monorhyme
A Class Act
A virtual classroom riddle:
Which of you just did a piddle?
The puddle is yellow
The teacher not mellow
Who's soaking wet in the middle?...
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Categories:
piddle, class, riddle,
Form:
Limerick
Masks
Back when I was a wee kiddle
And in my dreams I would piddle
The Lone Ranger
Saved us from danger
Wear a mask like LR it's not a riddle...
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Categories:
piddle, destiny,
Form:
Limerick
Dog On It
Wendy named her dogs Piddle & Poop
When she caught them in her chicken coop
Neither one would beg
For a Grade A egg
But they love her chicken noodle soup...
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Categories:
piddle, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Lighting the Tree
My Christmas lights emerged a tangle
They twisted and turned at an angle
toes caught the middle
caused me to piddle
The shock caused my jingle to jangle...
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Categories:
piddle, christmas, funny, humor, humorous, silly, tree,
Form:
Limerick
Parody of Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle
The dog did a piddle
Right in front of the groom
The bride’s dress was sprayed
But she wasn’t dismayed …
He’s a guest of the bride and the groom!
10~04~16...
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Categories:
piddle, bridal shower, dog, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Hey Diddle Piddle
Hey diddle diddle, really need to piddle
Aim for the cat, hit her right in the middle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle...
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Categories:
piddle, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle who wants to diddle
Or maybe play a tune on my fiddle
I may be quite old
But my body's not cold
Though I may need to stop for a piddle
© Jack Ellison 2013...
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Categories:
piddle, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle, need to piddle
Aimed for the cat, hit her right in the twiddle
Sometimes I miss
My cat she does hiss
Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
piddle, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Talking To Myself
Often talk to myself during the day
Especially if I need expert advice right away
When life becomes intolerable
And you really need a piddle
Run, don't walk to the nearest relief center without delay ...
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Categories:
piddle, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Foul Grinch
Beware the ol' Grinch, for it’s a cinch
Into your Christmas, he’ll throw a wrench
He loves to belittle
With poo-poo and piddle
Wherever he goes he leaves a stench.
written December 16, 2021...
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Categories:
piddle, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Turn On the The Tap
When I turn on the tap, why do I need to pee
Scientific studies haven't shown a reason for me
It reminds us of the ocean
Where we first made a motion
Is this a male thing or do ladies also need to piddle free<>...
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Categories:
piddle, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
piddle, internet, introspection, language, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Blemish and Pain
BLEMISH
Simple
Pimple
PAIN
Insane
Migraine
OOPS!
Little
Piddle
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Brian Strand's "Footle Finale" Contest
written July 25, 2021...
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Categories:
piddle, 7th grade, 8th grade, age, anxiety,
Form:
Footle
Rum Tum Tiddle
Rum tum tiddle
You can fiddle
In the middle
Of the place where you piddle
In a skittle on the griddle
Rum tum tiddle
It's a brittle little riddle
As you tell your tarradiddle
And we beat a paradiddle
Every kid'll want to whittle
And watch you as you diddle
Mrs. Twiddle....
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Categories:
piddle, fun, games, music, nonsense, nursery rhyme, silly,
Form:
Lyric
Famous Poet Katrina Bills Piddle Paddle
Piddle Paddle,Piddle Paddle
shouldn't that child be asleep. Is
there anyone down there that can
here me....Piddle Paddle, Piddle
Paddle its just me and mom
place....Piddle Paddle,Piddle Paddle,
I'm getting tired now....Piddle
Paddle,Piddle Paddle...now we all
can go to sleep....
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Categories:
piddle, books
Form:
ABC
Cat and the Fiddle
Was quite the lady that Tilly O’Grady
she plays the fiddle and tells you a riddle
but stops in the middle, just to piddle
she was fit as a fiddle, made waffles on the griddle
the cat ate the waffles and her paws would twiddle after she read the riddle
so there you have it, the cat and the fiddle....
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Categories:
piddle, cat, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
she keeps me in her closet
.
until
night time
then
i'mz hern
spooky
fluffy callz
she
me
widdle piddle
mons'er...
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Categories:
piddle, sexy, strength,
Form:
Epigram
Dog Watch
Little yappy dog
why do you bark at the sky
and not piddle nor poo?
I let you out a time ago
but you will not go
yet sniff and foot it around
trampling over the flowerbed
and not doing what you ought to.
Still as I watch your skimpy
scrappy form, got to smile
and must love you.
You yippity-yappity mutt
you....
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Categories:
piddle, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Collective Perspective
A piddle of puppies, a pimp of johns,
A flood of plumbers, and a regatta of swans.
A charm of finches, a wriggle of sperms,
A sleaze of lawyers, and a sneeze of germs.
a gam of showgirls, a basket of buns,
a shrug of mechanics, and a groan of puns.
A fidget of boy scouts, a gross of farts,
A sulk of teens, and a valentine of hearts....
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Categories:
piddle, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Nobody Told Me!!
Yep.....No one dun told me...
About that puddle out front....
No body bothered to warn me..
The truth I'd have to hunt...
I stepped in the middle,
Expecting, of water, just a little....
Of concern, a mere piddle....
Suddenly hit by this natural riddle....
HOW COULD THAT PUDDLE,
BE 16 FEET DEEP?
I'll pass my life being befuddled...
Even when I sleep!...
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Categories:
piddle, angst, confusion, funny, mystery, nature,
Form:
Burlesque
River Grouper
River Grouper
Old river Codfish hit the bay,
in sunny South Australia.
He said "that’s odd",
"It’s salty Cod",
"I’m seasick, not heart failure".
The boat came by,
they stared a bit.
Say’s “Nah I’m not a Grouper”,
"Don’t want no hook",
"Don’t eat no Chook",
"Not now, I’m just a feeling crook",
"Piddle off now, no hoper"!
for Carolyn's "Attack" contest...
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Categories:
piddle, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
who's fluffy dad
.
t'wuz mom'z huni
(chortles)
her
widdle piddle
mons'er
"put your teeth in dad"
"mom's what
what
monster"
yep
i'll get them
huni
...
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Categories:
piddle, allegory, extended metaphor, fate,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Going Bananas
William Banana, the best of all the bunch
went into a restaurant to have a spot of lunch
he tucked into his consomme, fricasse and chips
along came the waiter and Billy licked his lips
"that was a lovely meal" he said "and now I'll have some tea,
oh have you got a toilet, I'm bursting for a pee"
the waiter said "I'm sorry son, there's only one for staff,
I'm afraid you'll have to go outside and piddle on the path....
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Categories:
piddle, drink, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Pumpkin Patch Escapade
Paul was poking around in the pumpkin patch
Looking for a pumpkin to snatch.
The eerie sound of a fiddle,
Made him piddle just a little,
And his breath so hard to catch!
He ran as fast as he could
And hid himself in the wood,
When he turned to see who followed,
His tongue he almost swallowed,
Then he wet himself real good!
He could have been caught, I bet,
And that’s what you’d usually get,
But certain physical laws,
Saved him here ..because…
One is quite slippery when wet!...
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Categories:
piddle, funny
Form:
Limerick