Going Bananas

William Banana, the best of all the bunch went into a restaurant to have a spot of lunch he tucked into his consomme, fricasse and chips along came the waiter and Billy licked his lips "that was a lovely meal" he said "and now I'll have some tea, oh have you got a toilet, I'm bursting for a pee" the waiter said "I'm sorry son, there's only one for staff, I'm afraid you'll have to go outside and piddle on the path.