Going Bananas
William Banana, the best of all the bunch
went into a restaurant to have a spot of lunch
he tucked into his consomme, fricasse and chips
along came the waiter and Billy licked his lips
"that was a lovely meal" he said "and now I'll have some tea,
oh have you got a toilet, I'm bursting for a pee"
the waiter said "I'm sorry son, there's only one for staff,
I'm afraid you'll have to go outside and piddle on the path.
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