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Pumpkin Patch Escapade

Paul was poking around in the pumpkin patch Looking for a pumpkin to snatch. The eerie sound of a fiddle, Made him piddle just a little, And his breath so hard to catch! He ran as fast as he could And hid himself in the wood, When he turned to see who followed, His tongue he almost swallowed, Then he wet himself real good! He could have been caught, I bet, And that’s what you’d usually get, But certain physical laws, Saved him here ..because… One is quite slippery when wet!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 4/30/2012 9:21:00 PM
Hi Robert, i'm stopping by to say Good night.. and reading one more before i head out.. i like the slippery wet line... ha.. what an escapade~ well, Paul.. was no rabbit.. enjoyed your limerick stories... always PD
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Date: 12/4/2010 6:01:00 AM
I can't seem to find any recent poems I haven't already commented on, Rob. But you're right about us having the same "Uncle Sam." He's a bad man and needs to get his act together!! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/29/2010 4:41:00 AM
Congratulations Robert on your win in John Freeman's "Halloween Limerick Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 11/25/2010 11:50:00 AM
too funny, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 11/25/2010 9:37:00 AM
Robert super congratulations on your awesome win with this witty write ;) Happy Thanksgiving to you
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Date: 11/25/2010 4:55:00 AM
hahaha. Really laughed on this one Robert. Many congratulations for this win.
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Date: 11/25/2010 4:07:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's contest..Sara
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Date: 11/24/2010 9:10:00 PM
Robert....Congrats on notching up big win in the contest........ Happy Thanksgiving.....Luv/Best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/24/2010 8:20:00 PM
Congrats Robert on your big win in John's contest with this cool Limerick my friend.. enjoy a sweet victory tonight with luv.. and a very Happy Thkgsv.
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Date: 11/24/2010 3:00:00 PM
Can't believe I missed this "treat" earlier, Rob. Very funny! Congratulations on your win in John's contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:59:00 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Robert
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:08:00 PM
Congratulations Robert, on your worthy poem's fourth place, And have a happy thanksgiving. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/4/2010 11:23:00 PM
ONe of the best of the halloween limericks I have been seeing! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 10/31/2010 8:40:00 AM
Good one that made me laugh.. to clever. BG
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Date: 10/31/2010 7:59:00 AM
that was too funny, much enjoyed your limericks this morning
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Date: 10/31/2010 7:00:00 AM
Cute and Cool piece Robert ..just in time for Halloween Sunday luv.. enjoyed your suspenseful tale of that pumpkin patch .. enjoy your Halloween too.. luv to Taz and Mary too..
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Date: 10/31/2010 6:17:00 AM
LOL..Just rewards for a thief...Sara
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Date: 10/31/2010 4:07:00 AM
lol. Cleverly written poem about the pumpkin patch experience.
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