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Hey Diddle Diddle

Hey diddle diddle, need to piddle Aimed for the cat, hit her right in the twiddle Sometimes I miss My cat she does hiss Our long lasting friendship has started to fizzle © Jack Ellison 2015

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Tim Smith

Date: 11/12/2015 2:31:00 PM

Oh no, our once black cat's turned yeller...piddled on by that there feller...no you say sumthin...I know he's wearin nuthin.....I'm not tellin gramma, you teller...good afternoon Jackaroo

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/13/2015 7:03:00 AM

Nana doesn't take kindly to me walking around showing my parts... but her eyesight's pretty bad! So she thinks I'm wearing skin tight leotards with this funny looking protrusion down below!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 11/12/2015 2:26:00 PM

Oh, How I pity that dear old cat... Has Santa Jack lost his mind at that?... Is Lady Cathie retraining him to the potty with a picture of a cat so flat?... Dragon is now getting worried about his christmas list also going splat... Now relax you guys- Santa Jacks only teasing you with that!... LOL... Wiley old fart still knows where he's at!...

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/13/2015 6:59:00 AM

"Santa Jacks only teasing" YUP! I'm a-just clowning around!!! Love, Santa xxx

Kate Sparks

Date: 11/12/2015 7:09:00 AM

Funny poem! Is her name stinky?

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/12/2015 7:28:00 AM

Silly stuff eh! And I'm a grown man??? LOL Yes, Stinky is her name! Love and hugs, Santa xoxox