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Hey Diddle Diddle

Hey diddle diddle who wants to diddle
Or maybe play a tune on my fiddle
I may be quite old
But my body's not cold
Though I may need to stop for a piddle

© Jack Ellison 2013

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Donna Jones

November 24, 2013 at 7:42 AM

Hey just borrow one of my...you know what's!!!! Ha!

Jack Ellison

November 24, 2013 at 7:50 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!! You CAN have it back... it's only a "borrow"! Big loving hugs sweet lady xoxoxox

Carol Eastman

November 22, 2013 at 10:19 AM

Talk about piddling!... I put the mouse condo in my roses... so to get even Dragon is piddling on my car! And that's a lot of piddling!...I had Hubby stand guard on the car with the hose... Worked till Dragon got the birds to dump their loads... from above... This means war!... Already solved one problem, tho.. Told the dirty little birdies no more load dumps... or no more bird seed... Worked mostly because Dragon singed their feathers while de-icing the bird bath... HA! Got you Dragon!

Jack Ellison

November 22, 2013 at 12:27 PM

No matter where I' going or what I'm doing, seems I'm always stopping for a piddle! Age??? LOL xoxoxox

Jon A Cavanaugh

November 22, 2013 at 6:04 AM

Another super limerick from the "Souper Man". Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. Have a wonderful day Jack.

Jack Ellison

November 22, 2013 at 6:11 AM

You're up bright and EARLY today, my friend! Keep smilin' !!!!! Cheers!

Sarai Virden

November 22, 2013 at 5:57 AM

OMG! Laughter so profound I think I peed a little...smiles galore my friend Hugs forever

Jack Ellison

November 22, 2013 at 6:03 AM

Now honesty is always the best policy! LOL Love you sweet thing... hugs but not too tight! Don't want to make you piddle again!!! :) xoxoxoxo

Andrea Dietrich

November 21, 2013 at 5:44 PM

hahahaha. this is what I call a PERFECT limerick. Where were you when I was asking for entries into my humorous contests last year!!!

Jack Ellison

November 21, 2013 at 6:56 PM

Just started writing these... FORMALLY known as the QUATRAIN KING! LOL Big warm hugs, Jack xoxox

Russell Sivey

November 21, 2013 at 4:24 PM

Ha ha, you crack me up my friend! This is another masterful write by you Jack! I really enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this evening! What a pleasant piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

November 21, 2013 at 6:50 PM

Jack's trying out some limericks... Miss Wattle got me going! LOL