Short Lotto Poems

If I Won the Lotto, I'd Buy Forgiveness...

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Pig
Tailways
Bus station
Locker, lotto
Winnings safe keeping, forever gambler...

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I've wished a million wishes

I've cried a million tears

I've spent a million dollars

On the Lotto through the years...

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A cuppa joe and off I go
    to work, because I owe

  so many so much
    I'm quite out of touch
  
  It's time I won the Lotto!...

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Extra! Extra! This just in!

My Lotto ticket didn't win.

I need something to drown my sorrow,

Though I might have better luck tomorrow!...

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There once was a girl from a grotto
Who lived with a very short motto
Live and let live
Be happy to give
Life’s joy is not winning the lotto...

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I lost my job two years ago today
Unemployment ran out sometime in May
Saving cans you know
Still play the Lotto
My little retirement plan, per se...

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Lying under a counter they say
One dollar is the cost to play
Two to make your winnings more
The next ticket is it for sure
Oops, being lucky is not today...

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Two of us were standing in line.
She bought a ticket, me some wine.
I then opened the door,
Her purse fell to the floor.
Snatched her ticket… tonight we dine....

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Heighten tensions
Realistic pride
Lotto 2 Pounds
A Dangerous Confronter
What Is 2+2
What is 21 Questions
Or 21 Seconds
London of 1969
Is Realistic and True...

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You would think fortune tellers would know,
for their crystal balls would surely show;
so on Mondays weekly,
why don’t we get to see,
the headlines read psychic wins lotto....

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There once was a gambler called Heinz,
Who needed to pay off his fines;
The right numbers he got
For the lotto jackpot -
Alas all on different lines.

*My experience with the lottery last week...

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My lotto ticket done fell on the floor
Old floor fan blew it right out the door
Chased it out to the road
And my eyes did behold
It rolled away on the tire of a Ford


Written for: Susan Burch's "Lottery Ticket Limerick"
1-10-12...

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Snow woman got her kitten and named him Pinky Poo.
She gave him a nickname of Pauly before she was through.
Let’s call him PPP, suggested her cousin, Little Lotto Lou.
Yes, and then we can call you LLL also, said snow woman Sue....

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Lotto Limerick

Got the winning numbers in me head,   
Dreamed the buggers while in me bed,
Gave em to, newspaper Dan,  
Plugged em in, sure can,  
Wrong day, no way, so damn frustrated.


Contest: Susan Burch’s Lottery Ticket Limerick...

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they arrived from miles about
to meet the cat who won the lotto
in all their disbelief-
that such a thing could ever be
many wondered how she'd done it
let 'em wonder was her motto
and until this furry day-
it remains a mystery!...

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My car is old and fallin apart
Sometimes it doesn't even want to start
It has a hood the color blue
I really wish for something new
A lotto win, a ton of cash
I'd buy a new one in a flash
Maybe with a little luck
It could be a pickup truck...

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they came from miles to meet "Carlisle"-
the feline freak who won the lotto
in all their disbelief
that such a thing could truly be
many wondered how she'd done it
let 'em wonder was her motto
and until this furry day-
it remains a mystery!...

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I WENT TO THE SHOP TODAY ,
TWO CHANCES ON THE LOTTO,
GOT TO BE INIT TO WINIT THEY SAY,
THATS EVERYONES MOTTO.

I REALISED I DON'T NEED TO WIN,
I'D ALREADY WON THE JACKPOT BEFORE,
COS AS I GOT CLOSER TO HOME,
YOU WERE STANDING AT OUR DOOR.

TO G     XXX...

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Win the Lotto
and they take a photo

Buy a home
so I don't have to roam

Have a hot meal
and not have to steal

Get rid of my clothes
that I definitely loathe

This is my dream
not to be homeless but supreme

T. Reams                  1st Place...

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2 on PowerBall.
1 on Lotto.
Can I get my check?
*clattering of a drawer set down*
I would like to pay my utility here.
Signs up yet?
*beep* "beep* *boop boop*
and all the little things
they say to me go on
and on
and on. Till I am done, and
what is left me dried 
out....

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I dreamt of numbers on jackpot tracks

Sold my watch to buy hundreds of bucks

   For gooey lotto dream spin

   And proclaimed I was all in...

Won five bonus dollars, boy that sucks!

©

.           .         .

Contest: Susan Burch’s Lottery Ticket Limerick...

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I take another lotto chance, a whirl,
Lady Lotto, powers of a girl,
A woman's touch,
I don't ask much,
Lotto can well afford all this,
Winning a prize would be the blip,
Do I have a lucky hunch?
Taking a ticket after lunch,
Do any of us have psychic abilities?
Lady Lotto, please smile on me!...

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Walking my tiger home after my team failed to roar 
more chance of winning the lotto than seeing them score.
Castleford tigers only chance to roar 
Is beating the Huddesfield giants who never fail to play for a bore draw
so heres to the victory and me walking my tiger home .



comp entry 26072016...

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Hello there Santa
what is in your bag
can you make this
the best Christmas
that I have ever had?

I don't ask for much
winning the lotto
could be nice
maybe that's extreme
or too high of a price

how about some happiness
some peace
some trust
some truth
all wrapped
in one person
it's all I ask
from you...

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