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Lotto Limerick

Lotto Limerick Got the winning numbers in me head, Dreamed the buggers while in me bed, Gave em to, newspaper Dan, Plugged em in, sure can, Wrong day, no way, so damn frustrated. Contest: Susan Burch’s Lottery Ticket Limerick

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John Freeman

Date: 1/12/2012 9:24:00 AM

Catchy title, Don. One day, Maybe, baby! Great Job. Agape, Moses

Joe Maverick

Date: 1/11/2012 11:50:00 AM

Well Don This was always a job my old dad wanted to win,, Oh..well..)

Harry Horsman

Date: 1/11/2012 8:26:00 AM

like this Don, good luck to you, in contest and when you purchase a ticket. harry

Debra Squyres

Date: 1/11/2012 7:12:00 AM

Cute !!! lol

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/11/2012 5:33:00 AM

Thank you for sweet comment on my poem Don.Good luck in the contest!Hope YOU get the winning numbers!oxox love Anne-Lise

Russell Sivey

Date: 1/11/2012 4:09:00 AM

Ha, ha great write Don!! I just love this Limerick! I didn't know you can write these Limericks! You should write them more often! I hate playing the lotto actually...I never have won, no matter how much I play I don't win a dime...so I don't play! Great Work!!

Don Johnson
Date: 1/11/2012 4:24:00 AM

limericks are 2 hard 4 me, but have 2 learn so dutifully, the poetic obsession, it aint an easy lesson, 4 poor bloody me:)

Robert Pettit

Date: 1/11/2012 2:56:00 AM

Right day, but wrong numbers. That's what happens to nearly everybody. That's why there are so few winners. Good limerick, Don.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 1/11/2012 2:00:00 AM

ahhha, gotcha.. wigggling here with laughter, don.. this has to win!..:) huggs!