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Skeptics Rule

You would think fortune tellers would know,
for their crystal balls would surely show;
so on Mondays weekly,
why don’t we get to see,
the headlines read psychic wins lotto.

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Andrea Dietrich

December 17, 2018 at 5:26 PM

what clever thinking. GREAT job. (maybe they take an oath not to use their powers for their own gain) yeah... RIGHT

Lindsay Laurie

December 19, 2018 at 3:59 PM

Ha-ha Andrea … perhaps that's it - but not bloody likely. I think their only oath is to relieve us of our life savings - thanks Andrea - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos

October 24, 2018 at 11:22 AM

Hi Lindsay, I went to a fortune teller when I was a teenager. At that age we are all love struck with our teenage boy or girl friend, and she more or less told me what I wanted to hear, so I kept going back for a few days, one day I arrived and her caravan was gone, she had milked our suburb enough and moved on, a true gypsy! I do read my Virgo horoscope sometimes however (not that I believe it!) A fun write. Kind regards, Jennifer.

Lindsay Laurie

October 28, 2018 at 2:20 AM

Hello Jennifer ... correct, you tell them, and it's echoed back to you and you can't believe how accurate they are. They can sell sand to the Arabs - thanks Jennifer - Lindsay

Duke Beaufort

October 17, 2018 at 10:04 AM

Lindsay, I can give you some specifics. This broker cold called me telling me that Euro Disney is a great stock to own--all the bad news is over, and they are set to open and make tons of money. We discussed this since I was in a charitable mood. I was on the phone for a half hour. If it was that good, why would they be hawking it to me? Needless to say, Euro Disney declared bankruptcy shortly thereafter. What a bunch of snake oil salesmen everywhere!!

Lindsay Laurie

October 28, 2018 at 2:17 AM

G'day Duke ... thanks all 'round Duke. Can't agree with you more - Lindsay

Harry Horsman

October 6, 2018 at 3:40 PM

How true, if they could read tomorrow, they would not be telling anyone anything,,wisdom in your limerick love it.

Lindsay Laurie

October 9, 2018 at 10:14 PM

G'day Harry … thanks for commenting. I think the trick is, without realizing, the mark tells the psychic first and it's retold back in a different format having the mark believe what they are told - I guess it's an art form - thanks Harry - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

October 5, 2018 at 5:58 PM

As I recall the big Poseidon winner back in 1970 was a 12-year-old boy with no crystal, but not shy of balls? Aloha! Rico

Lindsay Laurie

October 9, 2018 at 10:10 PM

Hey there Rico … I do recall the Poseidon share business here, and many lost their life savings; but that's the gamble - thanks Mate - Lindsay

M. L. Kiser

October 5, 2018 at 3:49 AM

Perhaps that headline will never be because to a psychic, numbers often have a different meaning? Anyway, well penned.

Lindsay Laurie

October 9, 2018 at 10:07 PM

Hello M. L. … I guess they'll do anything to justify their means, but then again, many people find comfort in being informed, so that's not an entirely bad thing at all - thank you M.L. - Lindsay

Jan Allison

October 5, 2018 at 2:41 AM

Made me smile Lindsay ... and I love to see psychic shows 'cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

October 9, 2018 at 10:05 PM

Now there's a limerick in your comment Jan. I look forward to reading it - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Duke Beaufort

October 5, 2018 at 12:48 AM

Hahaha. Yes, why do they have to resort to a 10 dollar palm reading? I often think the same thing when a broker tries to sell me a great stock. If it’s that great why don’t you buy it all?

Lindsay Laurie

October 9, 2018 at 10:03 PM

G'day Duke … it's the same with a tip on racehorses. They can't lose 'cause it came straight from the horses mouth - thanks Duke - Lindsay