Short Lasses Poems

Bill Gates
Top hit with school mates
Asked to code a programme for classes
Put himself in one with nearly all lasses...

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Please declare your gender
   at the start of Harvard classes
The Professor needs to know
   if he/she/it is teaching lads or lasses...

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Summertime coats your tongue like molasses
Lingering kiss of strawberry lasses
Sipping lemonade
Beneath pastel shade
Bare toes wriggle in beach-salty grasses

6/06/20...

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The ghost in the castle’s recesses
So frightened the lads and their lasses
   With his shrieks and his moans
   And with horrible groans;
“I’m just trying to find my damn glasses!”...

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In 2020, Christmas was a bust -
no toys received by any lads or lasses.
The reindeer swore and even Santa cussed -
his Covid mask kept fogging up his glasses!


Written 18 Dec 2020...

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Three lasses by the wooden cross 
all name Mary, were at a loss. 
His death, a faith walk direction 
from sin, for Christian perfection. 
With tempests, it brews as they toss.


10/21/2023...

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Don't be sad, coz sad spelt backwards is das
And das ain't good, know what I mean, lasses and lads
Try happy instead
A PB and jelly spread
Stay positive, set your world on the right path...

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Don't be sad, coz sad spelled backward is das
And das ain't goot, know what I mean, lasses and lads
Try happy instead
A PB and jelly spread
Stay positive, set your world on the right path...

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On St. Patrick's Day raise a few glasses
To honor all Irish lads and lasses
Let's down a cold brew
My friends one or two
Come morning we'll be slow as molasses



AP: 2nd place 2020

Posted on March 17, 2019...

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In a distant land many miles away
Lived a hermit who dilly-dallied all through the day
When it came time for slumber
He resorted to counting numbers
Of young lasses showing asses part of a beach ballet...

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In a distant land many miles away
Lived a hermit who dilly dallied all through the day
When it came time for slumber
He resorted to counting numbers
Of young lasses showing asses part of the beach ballet...

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DOGGIE BAGS

For breeding they tagged him unsuitable
removed them and implanted neuticles
they swing as he passes
impressing the lasses 
this “doggie bag” now makes him feel beautiful,


John G. Lawless
@8/15/2017...

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Grasshopper and the ants were having a laid-back day
They did what they wanted, snoozing and snoring away
The meadow was breezily uplifting, sharing her grasses.
I like being here with my friends, the lads and the lasses....

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Grasshopper and the ants were having a laid-back day
They did what they wanted, snoozing and snoring away
The meadow was breezily uplifting, sharing her grasses.
I like being here with my friends, the lads and the lasses....

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"Be still my heart!" 
The thunder, the splatter, 
all the drenching liquid matter -- 

then the storm passes, 
and out come beautiful lasses,  
clipping roses for bonnets, 
choosing beaus for dearer sonnets -- it's really about love --...

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In a distant land many miles away
Lived a hermit who dilly dallied all through the day
When it came time for slumber
He resorted to counting numbers
Of young lasses showing asses part of the beach ballet


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Pince- Nez....I asked ,whats that? Eyeglasses ,he proposed..For your nose.  They
have no handles. For a lads,I asked? Or for  lasses?  He answered. No!..They are just glasses for
lads or lasses. Only thing they have no Stems, matters not, a her or a him.!...

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Cradled in a crescent moon;
babes that haven't reached the womb.

Snuggled up in undreamt dreams;
puppies, hugs and candy themes.

Angels singing lullaby's.
Love's light twinkles in their eyes.

Some are lasses, some are lads,
waiting for their moms and dads....

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Feeling deep regret for our misguided debt
Which gives us pause realizing the hurt we’ll cause
So let's raise our glasses to the lads and lasses
Who will bear the brunt on the battlefront




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October 14, 2019
F F I series 28 leonine
Brian Strand, sponsor...

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Popularity was a thing called Elvis
Exposed to the hungering masses
Ability to sing with a shaky pelvis
Sex appealing to poor lonely lasses,
Comes once-in-a-lifetime, you see,
The likes of such from Mississippi. 

Written October 27, 2022...

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E  ngage
N  ot 
D  estroy

S  tudents'
H  earts
A  nd 
M  inds  

E  liminate
D  ull
U  ninteresting
C  lasses
A  ccelerate
T  ransform
I   nnovate
O  ptimize
N  urture


     January 24, 2019
Entry in "Word Play" Poetry Contest
   Sponsor:  Bobby May...

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The little boy took to his heels shaking his buttocks as he saw his strict teacher approaching his way; local lasses started to laugh aloud.
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Note: This line mainly written only for the entertainment.

Sponsored by - Silent One.
Date - 10th October 2016...

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Sir – dearest V.C.,
A freed representor asks:
(Now wipe off your streams, first!)
“Tell all the lads & lasses
Who owns those dark faces
Borne by the cars in that dark night:
Tell the ears of the forest,
Else, this long solace shall ring in vain,
They are not preferred to the insecure life!”...

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I dont get the Kardashian lasses.
                       Adored by their following masses.
                       Considered quite pretty,
                       down in New york city,
                       but who knew there was fame in fat asses.

                                      08/20/2018...

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Samba Rhythms resonating through the jasmine hedges,
while lads and lasses sip fruity drinks with colorful umbrellas
in them,
The natives hustle to the samba rhythms, 
exchanging partners methodically,
The synchronicity is enchanting,
A night of frivolity and gaiety,
in a forgotten war torn country.........

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