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Doggie Bags

DOGGIE BAGS

For breeding they tagged him unsuitable
removed them and implanted neuticles
they swing as he passes
impressing the lasses 
this “doggie bag” now makes him feel beautiful,


John G. Lawless
@8/15/2017

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Date: 8/17/2017 8:50:00 PM
Nueticles. What a great funny word!! Love this, JOhn.
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Date: 8/15/2017 12:53:00 PM
Don't tell me these are for real! I got a kick out of this fun play on words, unless of course the actually do this. In that case, I'm speechless!
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Dean Wood
Date: 8/17/2017 3:39:00 PM
Will wonders never cease? I'm speechless!
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John Lawless
Date: 8/16/2017 4:43:00 PM
then speechless it is Dean.

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