John Lawless Poet Limerick

Doggie Bags

DOGGIE BAGS

For breeding they tagged him unsuitable
removed them and implanted neuticles
they swing as he passes
impressing the lasses 
this “doggie bag” now makes him feel beautiful,


John G. Lawless
@8/15/2017

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Andrea Dietrich August 17, 2017 at 8:50 PM Nueticles. What a great funny word!! Love this, JOhn.

Dean Wood August 15, 2017 at 12:53 PM Don't tell me these are for real! I got a kick out of this fun play on words, unless of course the actually do this. In that case, I'm speechless! Dean Wood August 17, 2017 at 3:39 PM Will wonders never cease? I'm speechless! John Lawless August 16, 2017 at 4:43 PM then speechless it is Dean.