Short Eat Less Poems

If you eat less meat
you can make ends meet.

Volodymyr Knyr...

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Surprise!
Money is gone.
Bank account is empty.
I think it is a recession.
Eat less....

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When feeding a family of four

From  a 16-inch terrarium

The secret is to eat less, not more

Or build a seafood aquarium...

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this id what to do
eat less fat too
get up run
in cold or sun
go around 
up  and down
until thats weight
compind
don't denie it
get on a 
DIET...

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Curtain rises
A new life is born

Family smiling
Birth’s miracle

Hungry children
Each will eat less
Willing sacrifice



*Entry for Joann’s Shanzi contest...

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There was a fat dog from Rhyl
That found it hard climbing a hill
He swore to eat less
But his life was a mess
When Weight Watchers sent the bill.  

© Harry J Horsman  2011...

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Sure love eating, can't wait for dinnertime
In my psyche, eating food is deeply enshrined
Trying to eat less
Difficult at best
Just fading away in my fairy-like mind...

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In beauty
There is pain
But what
Do we gain?

High heels
Small meals
More stress
Eat less

But if
We eat more
We grow
Big as a door

Eat less
Stress less
Don't make a mess
This I confess...

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Like many, Joan struggled, was poor

To feed her sweet fam’ly of four

All their vegan food came from

Sixteen-inch terrarium

The secret’s eat less, never more




Tax and Finance Contest entry
Female, size 6, Russian Diopside...

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Saw a friend yesterday, hadn't seen for a year
Marveled at my weight loss, grinned from ear to ear
What was my secret he wanted to know
Told him I eat less, it's easier as you go
Proud that he noticed, so worth it that's clear...

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I heard about a new diet
It is supposed to be the best
Be naked while you're eating
and it'll make you want to eat less

Well I tried it and it doe's work great
Way better than pills and such
Some of the finer restaurants though
Don't like it very much!...

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Such distress
my new dress
looked a mess
I confess
must eat less!


To get trim
daily swim
join a gym
workout grim
I’ll be slim!


What's New Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
checked with rhymezone and How Many Syllables
01/04/21...

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Pants tight              
Not right
                        
Eat less                              
I guess

No pie? 
I sigh

Goodbye
French fry

To gym
That’s grim

Oh hell
Don't tell

I ate
Whole plate

To store
Once more

I strut
Big butt

New pants
Lets dance!!...

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My butt is just so damn big
10 Irish men could do a jig
5 truckers could park their rig
16 Miners could plan a dig
9 drummers could perform a gig
2 Elephants could take a swig
22 college kids could do their trig
If only I’d eat less like a pig!

*For Susan's self exaggeration contest :)...

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Cow flatus now we start to fear
For it poisons our atmosphere
As it is global warming gas
That from those cow rumens does pass.
It adds more to our carbon curse
And this issue we can’t reverse,
Unless, of course, we eat less meat.
Should we forgo this tasty treat
To protect the earth’s atmosphere
From that flatus that now we fear?
...

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they listen.





         they are not of life.





                              there are the names in this hollow circle






                years of injustice


















they shall eat the fruit thereof


















                                                                            wormwood shall fill you
eat less than you desire

     and more than you deserve...

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Sanitation and Health

The Sanitation Department merely manages our waste
It will not teach us to reduce the output (advising, “Eat less!”)
The Health system manages our obesity & diseases;
It will not teach us to prevent diseases, prevent obesity -
(unless it can start another symptoms-managing scheme)
So there is a similarity with health and waste (O crap!)
They are managed by experts, who won’t cure our maladies!
©Deo, 20200108th...

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