The New Diet

I heard about a new diet
It is supposed to be the best
Be naked while you're eating
and it'll make you want to eat less

Well I tried it and it doe's work great
Way better than pills and such
Some of the finer restaurants though
Don't like it very much!

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 5/2/2017 3:21:00 PM

Roger nice to meet you.I don't think that I will try that diet. Your poetry brought me a smile.

Pat Adams
Date: 5/3/2017 7:44:00 AM

I'm glad you liked it. They're fun to write, and I'm a puzzle fan as well, so..........anyway, thanks for the comment. :)

Lenna Walker

Date: 5/2/2017 10:52:00 AM

I bet they DON'T like it much, haha. Cute and funny. The only thing that would make that diet work better is a mirror at any table where you eat naked :)

Pat Adams
Date: 5/4/2017 7:54:00 PM

That's true Lenna. Thanks for the comment