Natalie The Rogue Rhymer Poet Monorhyme

I'Ve Got a Big Butt and I Cannot Lie

My butt is just so damn big
10 Irish men could do a jig
5 truckers could park their rig
16 Miners could plan a dig
9 drummers could perform a gig
2 Elephants could take a swig
22 college kids could do their trig
If only I’d eat less like a pig!

*For Susan's self exaggeration contest :)

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Mari Banks January 14, 2013 at 6:17 PM From a fellow glute-endowed person, this - made me laugh! Thanks for repping for the bootylicious!

Edward Orozco March 25, 2012 at 10:34 AM Big butt ;) - edwaard

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire March 10, 2012 at 7:27 PM Dear Natalie, Congratulations on YOUR win in the Contest Self Exaggeration The first line gave away the Contest I think YOU have a Perfect Butt, LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER, YOUR POETRY Admiring Liege...Harry

Kabuteng P.Ink K. February 29, 2012 at 12:51 AM Hahaha! My butt is jiggling with laughter here-- oops, I meant I'm jiggling with laughter :) This is such a fun write-- I super enjoyed this one, Natalie :D and yay I see this one, very rightfully so! :D

Jslambert Mister Roboto February 27, 2012 at 3:11 AM ahhh ...sweet as the fruit of an effervescent FIG. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a round thing in your face you get sprIG. Little in the middle but she got much back---Abe Lincoln

Gwendolen Song February 22, 2012 at 5:37 PM I cannot believe this one slipped past me!! YOu are a great poetess bc you can write about anything!!! I have a big one too but I am too shy to write about myself so personally! You get first place for humility! Gwendolen

Andrea Dietrich February 18, 2012 at 10:26 PM hahahah, LOVE It. and PIG congrats to you. heehee

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 16, 2012 at 9:48 PM congrats Natalie on a super win for this awesome writer luv.. title got me singing ...

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders February 15, 2012 at 10:05 PM SO funny, Natalie! Congrats on your win!! Blessings, Rhonda

Samual Ronthorpe February 15, 2012 at 4:43 PM Natalie, this is a fantastic write. I like 'big butts' and I like this as well. Congrats on winning 4th place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe

Robert Pettit February 15, 2012 at 2:02 PM Congratulations on your win Natalie. I knew from the start this write was going places.

Joyce Johnson February 15, 2012 at 12:15 PM Well your bragging is bigger than your butt!!! Great work. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

Carol Sunshine Brown February 15, 2012 at 11:42 AM Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Natalie. Love, Carol

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl February 15, 2012 at 10:55 AM This is so funny Natalie. Congratulations xx

Kash Poet February 15, 2012 at 8:51 AM HAha...enjoyed this very much Natalie.Congrats on your win.

Jack Horne February 13, 2012 at 1:33 PM LOL, got a good chuckle out of this one, Natalie : )

Robert Pettit February 11, 2012 at 8:17 PM Very descriptive write that reminds me of the time when the late Rodney Dangerfield appeared on Saturday Night Live to describe the size of the President. Rodney said "the President is so big, two women could make love to him and never meet each other."

Nette Onclaud February 11, 2012 at 5:07 PM laughing out loud.. your video on u-tube didn;t show this big butt, nats... yes you are exagerating... charmed by this ; winning hugggs!

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders February 11, 2012 at 3:53 PM Very funny, but I don't believe it for a second! I think you've got a winner here.

Christopher Bunton February 11, 2012 at 2:16 PM LOL! Post pics! Natalie The Rogue Rhymer February 11, 2012 at 2:20 PM I'll think about it :)

Carrie Richards February 11, 2012 at 1:44 PM This is hilarious!!! (however I don't believe a word of it, after seeing the video of beautiful you winning that car!!) Proof of your spoof!!! :)

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer February 11, 2012 at 1:40 PM Disclaimer: I've actually been going to the gym a lot so it's really not big. It's 'cute' big I guess :)