Short Bladder Poems
Short Bladder Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bladder by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bladder by length and keyword.
I never have to pee,
as bad as when I'm asleep.
I hold it so long,
bladder so strong,
Thank goodness for yellow sheets.
Even though I was a as buzzzy as a bee
Like a sheep I followed everyone to a baaar
My bladder became full and I was moooving like a cow
Form:
Virginity
loss for words
sanity
loss of bladder control (during pregnancy)
my mind
train of thought
money
and
love
Tom had to empty his bladder
The path was blocked by an adder
"Just Russians" it hissed
But Tom never missed
And now that adder is madder
I've got the bladder of a pregnant squirrel,
Yet I consume coffee until my toes curl,
Why?
Heck if I know,
How?
With lots of shaking to show.
i have to go pee and i have to go now,
don't wait to go or else ka-pow,
my bladder can't hold any more,
the toilet is over flowing pee galore.
Through the teeth
and through the gums
look out belly
here it comes
through the colon
or through the bladder
when I'm relieved
I feel much gladder!
There is only one port-a-pot
and all the pups are quite distraught.
The largest bladder of all
inside a poodle so small!
He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!
She had quite a leaky old bladder,
and a rear end as flat as a platter,
she went to the store,
cant take it anymore,
Depends now makes her rear appear fatter.
As I ponder my weak bladder, you see.
I travel around the corner from thee.
Be careful if around the corner you go.
Please for your sake, watch for yellow snow.
Seated in the middle of a long row
theatre fan Joe urgently had to go.
But the play was running late
and his bladder couldn't wait.
So Joe went with the flow of the show.
I struggled when I had a cold
As urine my bladder can't hold
I piddled quite a bit
During one coughing fit
I'm upset, as I'm not that old!
My friend Ms. Wickys bladder was weak,
every hour a restroom she had to seek,
she thought life wasn't fair,
always changing underwear,
her new nickname becoming now Ms. Wickyleaks.
Rudolph’s bladder was bursting, he had nowhere to ‘go’
Please don’t throw any snowballs if you find ‘yellow snow’!
Cute Christmas Couplet
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich
12/17/18
“Excitement” is Annie waking up with glee
Knocking over stuff to reach the door for a pee
Nothing else matters
No.1 is her bladder
Then coming in expecting food immediately
There may be a flood in the Isle of Man
From the bladder of poetry Jan
There is no denying
Inco pads I’ll be buying
I’ll judge the contest as fast as I can
27th April 2015
Trying to get back to some kind of routine
My body's all aching and I need the latrine
System's all screwed
Don't want to be crude
But the contents of my bladder could fill a ravine
Fido took time watering the large tree
Forced to stand in line at dog park to pee
Fidgeting they can't hold it
Fearing to move they all sit
A pet peeve, with bladder concern; knock-knee
5/1/2024
I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny
so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney
one leg up
on leg down
go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blimey!
Is heaven same place they call paradise?
Whatever you want always will suffice
While angels fly around and soon scatter
Saw me raising hell releasing my bladder.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran
A pool player taking a snooze
Had a dream that his match he would lose.
Since his bladder would squeeze
He was minding his pees
But he should have been minding his cues!
for Andrea's "Show Me the Funny" contest
Badder Bladder Climbing Ladder
There had been a problem with my bladder,
Higher and higher I would climb tall ladder;
When I quibbled,
Dribbled and dribbled;
Bader and bader did become my bladder.
Jim Horn
once again
i've eaten
too much
soup
my bladder
from the last
twenty four hours
has given in to not
giving
again the
tracks are
backing up
after all
in the States
why don't we have
bullet trains
Form:
Santa Claus was trimming his tree
when his cat shrieked like a banshee
Freaked, Santa fell from the ladder
and groaned, "I emptied my bladder."
12/20/2020
Christmas Chastushka
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Trying to get back to some kind of routine
My body's all aching and I need the latrine
System's all screwed
Don't want to be crude
But the contents of my bladder could fill a ravine
© Jack Ellison 2015