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I Got A Leg Up On This One






I have to go pee you see and my bladder is oh so tiny 
so won't you please hurry, no don't show your hiney
one leg up 
on leg down 
go ahead leak, then get out of my way, ... Oh Blimey!

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Victor Buhagiar

May 10, 2024 at 3:23 AM

How funny. Bless you. Remember me.

Mystic Rose Rose

May 10, 2024 at 4:07 AM

I always do Victor, how can I forget someone as special as you, :)

Daniel Henry Rodgers

May 9, 2024 at 11:23 AM

Dear Rose, How hilarious! The title's a playful twist, and the urgency is perfectly captured in just 3 lines. It's relatable & funny, a great balance! - Blessings, Daniel

Mystic Rose Rose

May 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM

Glad you enjoyed this funny cute moment Daniel, thanks for stopping by

I Am Anaya

May 9, 2024 at 10:38 AM

Cute & clever, where is the rest of your Limerick, Mystic Rose? I couldn't resist Won't you hurry please, I have to go pee ~ I got a leg up on this one but my bladder is tiny~ You go first~ Before you burst~ I can’t go with all these dogs watching me!~ Just thought I'd help~Hugs

I Am Anaya

May 17, 2024 at 3:51 PM

LOL, you finished it! Mystic a great contender GL xo

Mystic Rose Rose

May 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM

lol, shy and bashful little creature, do or bust I say, thanks for reading Anaya