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Santa's Bad Kitty

Santa Claus was trimming his tree when his cat shrieked like a banshee Freaked, Santa fell from the ladder and groaned, "I emptied my bladder." 12/20/2020 Christmas Chastushka Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Jan Allison

Date: 12/27/2020 2:49:00 PM

Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Jenna:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/1/2021 3:55:00 AM

Thanks so much, Jan. I welcome your visits AND re-visits!

Eve Roper

Date: 12/27/2020 10:34:00 AM

Congratulations on your win, Jenna. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/1/2021 3:54:00 AM

Happy New Year hugs to you, too, Eve, and thank you.

Joanna Daniel

Date: 12/27/2020 5:55:00 AM

This is real funny one, Jenna, congratulations on top win:) you deserved it:)

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/1/2021 3:54:00 AM

Thanks so much, Jo.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/26/2020 10:47:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. Both your write and pictures are so cute and funny. Made me laugh. Enjoy your win with blessings.....................

Jenna Logan
Date: 1/1/2021 3:54:00 AM

I'm delighted to know you laughed at my post. Thanks, Paula.

John Watt

Date: 12/24/2020 9:42:00 PM

Jenna, great humor with your tale of Santa and Kitty Clause. It gives one paws (sorry, couldn't resist!) Congrats on your #1 ~ John

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/25/2020 5:47:00 AM

Don't ever resist that kind of pun. ha ha Thank you, John, I'm glad you like it.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2020 5:21:00 PM

very very funny, and that is mostly what I was looking for with these. Congrats on a top placement in my contest.

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/25/2020 5:43:00 AM

Thanks for honoring my Chastushka, Andrea. It was a great contest theme.

Rob Levasseur

Date: 12/24/2020 10:15:00 AM

lmao! What a funny little poem. I enjoyed this very much, it gave me a good laugh!

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/25/2020 5:42:00 AM

That makes me happy to know. Thanks, Rob.

John Gondolf

Date: 12/23/2020 7:05:00 AM

Good one, Jenna, thanks for the laugh. Merry Christmas ! Hugs.

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/24/2020 5:45:00 AM

I'm always happy to know I've made another smile. Happy hollydays to you, John.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/22/2020 4:59:00 PM

Ha, ha! At least he save a couple of gallons on the water bill. Maybe he can use the proceeds to give his cat a little surprise shower! lol. Cute write, Jenna! ~ Curious Cats and Kittens, Gershon

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/23/2020 4:35:00 AM

Considering that cats usually hate water, I'd say Santa owes that kitty a shower. Thanks, Gershon.

Joe Sandler

Date: 12/21/2020 9:24:00 AM

Santa is in quarantine. Tested positive for Covid19. There's someone who'll save the day. Missus Claus will drive the sleigh.

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/21/2020 2:51:00 PM

Another woman to the rescue. It figures. Thanks for stopping over, Joe.

Mark Koplin

Date: 12/20/2020 4:07:00 PM

That is so awesome! Thanks for making me laugh, I almost peed myself like old Santa. Merry Christmas!!

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/20/2020 9:20:00 PM

I'm pleased that these silly lines made you laugh, Thank you, Mark.

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 12/20/2020 12:27:00 PM

You tickled my funny bone today Jenna, thank you for sharing, god bless and Merry Christmas from my home to yours. xo

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/20/2020 9:19:00 PM

I'm delighted you found it funny. Thank you Mystic Rose. Enjoy the holidays.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/20/2020 11:16:00 AM

So Santa had a wee accident (Scottish accent) Lol. Good luck Jenna and hope you have a lovely Christmas and a happy new year. Tom

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/20/2020 11:36:00 AM

Aye, laddie, that he did. I'll be thankin' ya fer the glad tidings and wishin' ya the same.

Mike Bayles

Date: 12/20/2020 10:24:00 AM

Good humor and rhyme

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/20/2020 11:35:00 AM

Thanks a lot, Mike.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/20/2020 8:29:00 AM

Ha ha, a very cute and funny one Jenna!

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/20/2020 11:35:00 AM

Thanks, Tania. I'm delighted it gave you a laugh.

Jan Allison

Date: 12/20/2020 7:26:00 AM

ha ha ha - think my poem I am going to post would go well with this - think Santa needs some Depends - he can rely on them to keep dry lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan
Date: 12/20/2020 7:32:00 AM

lol I thank you, and will take a guess that in your version Santa pooped his pants.