Jenna Logan Poet Chastushka

Santa's Bad Kitty

Santa Claus was trimming his tree

when his cat shrieked like a banshee

Freaked, Santa fell from the ladder

and groaned, "I emptied my bladder."




12/20/2020
Christmas Chastushka
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Jan Allison December 27, 2020 at 2:49 PM Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Jenna:-) hugs Jan xx Jenna Logan January 1, 2021 at 3:55 AM Thanks so much, Jan. I welcome your visits AND re-visits!

Eve Roper December 27, 2020 at 10:34 AM Congratulations on your win, Jenna. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve Jenna Logan January 1, 2021 at 3:54 AM Happy New Year hugs to you, too, Eve, and thank you.

Joanna Daniel December 27, 2020 at 5:55 AM This is real funny one, Jenna, congratulations on top win:) you deserved it:) Jenna Logan January 1, 2021 at 3:54 AM Thanks so much, Jo.

Paula Goldsmith December 26, 2020 at 10:47 AM Congratulations on your win. Both your write and pictures are so cute and funny. Made me laugh. Enjoy your win with blessings..................... Jenna Logan January 1, 2021 at 3:54 AM I'm delighted to know you laughed at my post. Thanks, Paula.

John Watt December 24, 2020 at 9:42 PM Jenna, great humor with your tale of Santa and Kitty Clause. It gives one paws (sorry, couldn't resist!) Congrats on your #1 ~ John Jenna Logan December 25, 2020 at 5:47 AM Don't ever resist that kind of pun. ha ha Thank you, John, I'm glad you like it.

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2020 at 5:21 PM very very funny, and that is mostly what I was looking for with these. Congrats on a top placement in my contest. Jenna Logan December 25, 2020 at 5:43 AM Thanks for honoring my Chastushka, Andrea. It was a great contest theme.

Rob Levasseur December 24, 2020 at 10:15 AM lmao! What a funny little poem. I enjoyed this very much, it gave me a good laugh! Jenna Logan December 25, 2020 at 5:42 AM That makes me happy to know. Thanks, Rob.

John Gondolf December 23, 2020 at 7:05 AM Good one, Jenna, thanks for the laugh. Merry Christmas ! Hugs. Jenna Logan December 24, 2020 at 5:45 AM I'm always happy to know I've made another smile. Happy hollydays to you, John.

Gershon Wolf December 22, 2020 at 4:59 PM Ha, ha! At least he save a couple of gallons on the water bill. Maybe he can use the proceeds to give his cat a little surprise shower! lol. Cute write, Jenna! ~ Curious Cats and Kittens, Gershon Jenna Logan December 23, 2020 at 4:35 AM Considering that cats usually hate water, I'd say Santa owes that kitty a shower. Thanks, Gershon.

Joe Sandler December 21, 2020 at 9:24 AM Santa is in quarantine. Tested positive for Covid19. There's someone who'll save the day. Missus Claus will drive the sleigh. Jenna Logan December 21, 2020 at 2:51 PM Another woman to the rescue. It figures. Thanks for stopping over, Joe.

Mark Koplin December 20, 2020 at 4:07 PM That is so awesome! Thanks for making me laugh, I almost peed myself like old Santa. Merry Christmas!! Jenna Logan December 20, 2020 at 9:20 PM I'm pleased that these silly lines made you laugh, Thank you, Mark.

Mystic Rose Rose December 20, 2020 at 12:27 PM You tickled my funny bone today Jenna, thank you for sharing, god bless and Merry Christmas from my home to yours. xo Jenna Logan December 20, 2020 at 9:19 PM I'm delighted you found it funny. Thank you Mystic Rose. Enjoy the holidays.

Tom Cunningham December 20, 2020 at 11:16 AM So Santa had a wee accident (Scottish accent) Lol. Good luck Jenna and hope you have a lovely Christmas and a happy new year. Tom Jenna Logan December 20, 2020 at 11:36 AM Aye, laddie, that he did. I'll be thankin' ya fer the glad tidings and wishin' ya the same.

Mike Bayles December 20, 2020 at 10:24 AM Good humor and rhyme Jenna Logan December 20, 2020 at 11:35 AM Thanks a lot, Mike.

Tania Kitchin December 20, 2020 at 8:29 AM Ha ha, a very cute and funny one Jenna! Jenna Logan December 20, 2020 at 11:35 AM Thanks, Tania. I'm delighted it gave you a laugh.

Jan Allison December 20, 2020 at 7:26 AM ha ha ha - think my poem I am going to post would go well with this - think Santa needs some Depends - he can rely on them to keep dry lol:-) hugs jan xx Jenna Logan December 20, 2020 at 7:32 AM lol I thank you, and will take a guess that in your version Santa pooped his pants.