Bedwetter

I never have to pee, as bad as when I'm asleep. I hold it so long, bladder so strong, Thank goodness for yellow sheets.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Kendrick Avatar
October 8, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Cute..It is not funny for the child whom has this problem..Creative idea in this one..Thanks for stopping by..I know your dog loves its name for being called to come to chow or to be petted is associtated with the name..Sara
Dietrich Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 7:47 PM
hahaha. GREAT funny
Bagnall Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 12:06 PM
eugh! ;) Remember for limericks to be really good lines 1, 2 &5 should rhyme
Dixon Avatar
October 7, 2011 at 12:55 PM
I used a technique called slant rhyme. Thanks for the comment!
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