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THANKS TO ALL FOR ENTERING THE CONTEST - I AM OVERWHELMED WITH THE RESPONSE AND THE FACT THE CONTEST HAS CLOSED AFTER ONLY 2 DAYS. I AM SORRY IF ANYONE WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT THEY DID NOT GET TO ENTER THEIR POEM - I WILL WILL RUN ANOTHER CONTEST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

hugs Jan xx

I WILL BE LOOKING AT THE POEMS ON WEDNESDAY

There may be a flood in the Isle of Man
From the bladder of poetry Jan
There is no denying
Inco pads I’ll be buying
I’ll judge the contest as fast as I can

27th April 2015

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James Fraser

Date: 5/3/2015 1:30:00 PM

Evening Jan, I missed your contest, but I sure hope to catch the next one. Once again you make me smile on a Sunday evening, hugs always//James xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/3/2015 1:33:00 PM

oh James have posted a few corkers lol hope I do make people smile that is my aim to entertain:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 4/29/2015 4:53:00 PM

Congratulations Jan the success of your contest. Great Lime Ricky to express your delight!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2015 5:22:00 PM

Thanks Armand - it was a great learning process but now I have broken my duck with the contest I know where I went wrong with my blog and contest rules - a great learning experience for me - everyone placed in this contest:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 4/29/2015 7:47:00 AM

Methinks your contest is a huge success!!! Yee haw! Hugs, brother Jack xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/29/2015 8:16:00 AM

I am just reading through the entries now Jack i never dreamed it would be so hard to do - everyone will get a place - there are several first places so far - will get hubby to go over my initial thoughts and will see if he agrees and help me with the ones i am not sure where to place:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/28/2015 4:16:00 PM

cute rhyme for what is happening in your life with your muse and your judging. Congrats on your first very successful contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2015 4:20:00 PM

Thanks Andrea - I have yet to look at the poems - am not at work tomorrow so I can focus on reading them all - i am just stunned at how quickly the contest filled:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper

Date: 4/28/2015 1:16:00 AM

Hi Jan, I am so sorry I missed your first completed contest. It sold out faster than a rolling stone concert. Good luck with the judging I know you will do a stirling job. Hope you don"t leek to much poetry Jan//Might be better to read in the can// Of course there's always the mop//And hubby can push it non stop//still behind a bush may be the best plan. Oh and yes I loved your Limerick, you write them so well. take care little Ninja Naj love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2015 7:24:00 AM

post away Shane - it is your comment:-) Hugs jan x

Shane Cooper
Date: 4/28/2015 2:17:00 AM

Thanks Jan, Would you mind if I posted the little ditti I wrote as coment after a little polishing? Love Shane xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2015 1:24:00 AM

Aww I am sorry you missed out - I really was stunned it closed after less than 48 hours I never expected it to be so popular - do write one and i will host another contest as soon as I can:-) Hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/28/2015 1:09:00 AM

such a good read, jan.. i always get TPS error, so i was not able to join your contest, ewhh!.. enjoy and huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2015 1:22:00 AM

Oh that is a shame Nette:-( I will do another contest as soon as i can:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/27/2015 10:11:00 PM

LOL! Well, my dear, hope the flood does not spill out to the sea! Good luck with judging! :) :) :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2015 1:19:00 AM

Thanks Kim - listen to the news tomorrow - severe flooding in the home of Jan as she judges her contest lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tammy Reams

Date: 4/27/2015 7:53:00 PM

Really cute write Jan. Love the big smiley face!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/28/2015 1:18:00 AM

Thanks Tammy - i never expected it to be so popular:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/27/2015 5:57:00 PM

Over indulgent laughter can cause discomfort. I hope the inco pads are on special Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 5:59:00 PM

I'll let you know on Wednesday but if you hear of a flood in the Isle of Man - you will know why! Hugs jan xx

Thomas Martin

Date: 4/27/2015 3:44:00 PM

Very funny Jan. Loved it!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 3:49:00 PM

Thanks Thomas I am looking froward to having a go at judging for the first time:-) Hugs jan x

Tim Ryerson

Date: 4/27/2015 3:38:00 PM

You are NOT alone Jan... I laughed so hard I peed in my Depends...However, like you, there was an extensive flood and I've run out...Now I gotta mop the floor, shampoo the carpet, jump in the shower, change clothes and run down to the store where I always tell the cashier: 'These are for a friend'...

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 3:41:00 PM

ha ha ha - I don't quite need them JUST yet but having been told there are some very funny entries for my limerick contest I may have to get some in just in case lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 4/27/2015 3:01:00 PM

When I seek solace and laughter, you will often find me reading Plato! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 3:11:00 PM

You are obviously a very well read man Etienne - Plato is all Greek to me:-( hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 4/27/2015 2:49:00 PM

Laughter always brightens the world, oh la la!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 2:53:00 PM

Thank you so much Etienne we all need laughter in our lives:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 4/27/2015 2:49:00 PM

You will be on the floor rolling with a couple I have read...way better than mine...Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 2:57:00 PM

I am sure you will have done a great one Tim:-) The poems that make me laugh the most will get the top spots - you must remember what I find amusing may not be what everyone else finds funny so it will be down to my personal choice at the end of the day:-) I have read none of the poems yet - the judging bit is scary:-) Hugs jan xx

Mark Ackerson

Date: 4/27/2015 2:32:00 PM

Dying to read 'em all!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 2:35:00 PM

me too Mark I am not working on Wednesday so can have fun reading them - will get my hubby to give his opinion on the poems too:-) Hugs Jan xx

Bl Devnath

Date: 4/27/2015 1:39:00 PM

Lol! Carry on judging beautiful poems entered in to contest. Sorry, i am not in the list. I agree with Broken Wings, feel rightly said. How a fun can be made, you know well. Loved always,my lovely friend,bl

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 1:45:00 PM

Oh BL the contest closed so quickly in less than 48 hours - I am sure there are other people who also did not get the chance to do a poem for the contest:-( I will host another contest soon and hope you will enter too:-) Hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 4/27/2015 1:06:00 PM

Jan, I bet you got some good limericks for your contest, have fun judging, cute limerick here and thanks for visiting my poem, love hurts

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 1:10:00 PM

oh BW your poem is so so so so so sad - heartbreaking when you find the one you love is a cheat:-( hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/27/2015 1:06:00 PM

You're so funny, dear! No need to apologize if it takes a while to judge a contest. I've read so many wonderful entries that I know you have your work cut out for you. In the meantime, keep the poetic bladder flowing. Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 1:09:00 PM

LOL thanks Carolyn - am seriously hoping some the poems do make me laugh that much their is a possibility of a flood lol - if so they will get top spot - am looking forward to reading all the poems:-) Hugs jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 4/27/2015 11:41:00 AM

Cute Jan! I have been off with medical issues with my family, so did not enter but I can't wait to see these gems! ~Janet

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2015 11:43:00 AM

Oh Janet I hope things are better for you and the family now ... I am looking forward to read the entries but not looking forward to the judging - but if they don't make me laugh out loudly they won't place as highly - I will also get my hubby to read them too:-) Hugs jan xx

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