Short Black Friday Poems
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black Friday
so long have detested you
traffic and shoppers
fighting over a cheap purse. . .
lost car in the parking lot
Their time together was heated
As she suspected he cheated
The lad did not know
No rain, no rain beau
So the cycle was repeated
It's Black Friday! Bargains and deals galore!
Hey! Lets go buy some more stuff,
And trample a small child.
For the Trample contest.
The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend
Shop play
Black day
10/31/17
Written for contest: "One Footle Only"
Welcome to,
BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING
Everyday
AM
PM
24/7
7/11
Monday
Through
Sunday
But fair warning come prepared
All is fair in love and war
Who needs parades or who gets the wing?
We have no need for carols to sing.
For what matters today
is:" Get out of my way!"
as Black Friday and bargains are king.
Muster your courage and crash the gate
Take what you can before it's too late
Fight for your life if you want to win
Shoppers beware, it's Black Friday again!
"Black Friday"; promises great prices ~ enticements in a false game
- Happy Black Friday :)
- 25.11.2016
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
- Copyright © All Rights Reserved
You must immediately take that elf off the shelf!
But why? The shopkeeper asked. What’s the reason?
Because he my most productive candle selling elf
And it is the Black Friday slash Christmas season.
my empty car
idles as I shop. . .
Why aren’t my keys with me?
(This happened to me this year on Black Friday.
Lucky for me, I had not locked the car!!)
For Richard Lamoureux's QuestionKu Poetry Contest
Black Friday Is Here Again
By Elton Camp
It is the day that the stores all love
That income to expenses moves above
Though it makes workers fight
Many open around midnight
So off we go to push and shove
Thursday is turkey.
That's always a fave.
So, onto black Friday.
A seventytwo hour craze.
Then cyber tiger.
Buyers on waves.
Flight on a red eye.
I was close to malaise.
But, dontcha just love'em.
Cause it's the holidays.
They even have “Black Friday” in Russia!
Don't have Russia chacters
Who would have believed it!
The whole wide world has gone nutso, nutso, nutso!
Thought for sure Putin would have abolished it by now
Oh well, Happy Shopping!
These are the reasons I run.
One. A child is in danger and I need to save them.
Two. It is Black Friday.
Three. I see others running, and I feel fearful.
Four. There is a bear behind me thrashing around in the forest.
There is no other reason.
HOLIDAYS-- Cinqku
Midnight
black Friday
turkey burping
tryptophan tornado
red ink
Church bells
echoing
remembrances
disturb the secular -
rebirth
John G. Lawless
11/9/2014
submitted - Dr. Ram Mehta – Cinqku Poem – Poetry contest
I won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.
So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight ‘em,
and risk getting maimed
for a much-desired item.
Date: November 28, 2019
Contest Title: McWhirtle Me
Sponsor: Charles Messina
Guess what... they even have “Black Friday” in Russia!
It's called, ?????? ???????
Who would have believed it!
The whole wide world has gone nutso, nutso, nutso!
Thought for sure Putin would have abolished it by now
Oh well, Happy Shopping!
© Jack Ellison 2014
Black Friday
Draws attention to
The shelves..
Inviting the seeker
In all of us
To join in this
Seasonal story
Of frenzy..
A choice
To join or withdraw
Only enhances the
Seeker's persistence
And desperation..
Freedom may appear
With the ending of
The choice...
Thanksgiving, 2017
Why state the year
when the true Thanksgiving
is timeless..
We give Thanks perhaps..for
the turkey and dressing
or the new home
or a future brightening..
These passing Thanksgivings
outpour from the true Thanksgiving
which will remain true and near
when Black Friday dawns...
our bright side will come to an end
the Ancients did issue this protend
but there is still time
upon reading this rhyme
to give thanks to Black Friday and spend
Written: November 16, 2022
Checked by HMS.COM: 8-9-5-6-9
A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
And this one is quite the same...
So the kinfolk has gone off...
Does it matter?
No.....
Just ease over to the next town....
Where's a cracker barrel
Or sisters of the south
.....and feast away
Thanksgiving day....
An epic feast...
The following day is the first day if the Christmas season...
Not black friday
Bargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending
Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t ever want to go shopping again
All I want is to go home
Yipee ... only 365 days till we do it all over again!!!
Jan Allison
27th November 2014
B argains, bargains, bargains!
L ines of people around the store,
A nticipating treasures,
C osting less than ever before.
K eeping eyes wide open,
F or extra friendly deals.
R acing, reaching, grabbing,
I nclined to grunt and squeal.
D ignity takes a back seat,
A s agressive shoppers push,
Y ielding dispositions not so sweet.
11/25/11
It should come as no surprise
that devil has evil eyes.
The day after the Thanks is done,
the greed for self gain has begun.
The sale of the year has just a few
of the items that cause tempers to spew.
And while yes it is true
stores have done it different the past year or two.
Friday morning the stores will host
shoppers that demand the most.