Short Black Friday Poems

Black Friday
two women fist fight
over toys...

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The homeless still are
The politicians return home
See you next year 
...

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Black Friday mad house 
cyber Monday awesome deals 
house full of boxes...

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Tainted Souls lost to
Consumerism -
Human debris
Stumbling
Tearing flesh for 
A crumb of pride....

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black Friday
so long have detested you
traffic and shoppers
fighting over a cheap purse. . .
lost car in the parking lot...

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Their time together was heated
As she suspected he cheated
The lad did not know
No rain, no rain beau
So the cycle was repeated...

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It's Black Friday!  Bargains and deals galore!

Hey! Lets go buy some more stuff,

And trample a small child.


For the Trample contest....

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The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend...

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Shop play

                                     Black day



                                    10/31/17
          Written for contest: "One Footle Only"...

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Welcome to,

BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING

Everyday

AM
PM
24/7
7/11

Monday
Through
Sunday

But fair warning come prepared 

All is fair in love and war...

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Who needs parades or who gets the wing?
We have no need for carols to sing.
For what matters today
is:" Get out of my way!"
as Black Friday and bargains are king....

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"Black Friday"; promises great prices ~ enticements in a false game









   - Happy Black Friday :)

   - 25.11.2016
   - Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
   - Copyright © All Rights Reserved...

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You must immediately take that elf off the shelf!
But why? The shopkeeper asked. What’s the reason? 
Because he my most productive candle selling elf
And it is the Black Friday slash Christmas season....

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my empty car
idles as I shop. . . 
Why aren’t my keys with me?

(This happened to me this year on Black Friday.
Lucky for me, I had not locked the car!!)

For Richard Lamoureux's QuestionKu Poetry Contest...

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Black Friday Is Here Again


By Elton Camp

It is the day that the stores all love

That income to expenses moves above

Though it makes workers fight

Many open around midnight

So off we go to push and shove...

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They even have “Black Friday” in Russia!
Don't have Russia chacters
Who would have believed it!
The whole wide world has gone nutso, nutso, nutso!
Thought for sure Putin would have abolished it by now
Oh well, Happy Shopping!...

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These are the reasons I run.
One. A child is in danger and I need to save them.
Two. It is Black Friday.
Three. I see others running, and I feel fearful.
Four. There is a bear behind me thrashing around in the forest.
There is no other reason....

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HOLIDAYS-- Cinqku


Midnight
black Friday
turkey burping
tryptophan tornado
red ink

Church bells
echoing
remembrances
disturb the secular -
rebirth


John G. Lawless
11/9/2014

submitted - Dr. Ram Mehta – Cinqku Poem – Poetry contest...

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I won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.

So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight ‘em,
and risk getting maimed
for a much-desired item.



Date: November 28, 2019
Contest Title: McWhirtle Me
Sponsor: Charles Messina...

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Guess what... they even have “Black Friday” in Russia!

It's called, ?????? ???????

Who would have believed it!

The whole wide world has gone nutso, nutso, nutso!

Thought for sure Putin would have abolished it by now

Oh well, Happy Shopping!



© Jack Ellison 2014...

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Black Friday

Draws attention to

The shelves..

Inviting the seeker

In all of us

To join in  this

Seasonal story

Of frenzy..

A choice 

To join or withdraw

Only enhances the

Seeker's persistence

And desperation..

Freedom may appear

With the ending of

The choice......

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Thanksgiving, 2017

Why state the year
when the true Thanksgiving
is timeless..
We give Thanks perhaps..for
 the turkey and dressing
or the new home
or a future brightening..
These passing Thanksgivings
outpour from the true Thanksgiving
which will remain true and near
when Black Friday dawns......

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our bright side will come to an end
the Ancients did issue this protend
but there is still time
upon reading this rhyme
to give thanks to Black Friday and spend

Written: November 16, 2022

Checked by HMS.COM: 8-9-5-6-9

A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...

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And this one is quite the same...
So the kinfolk has gone off...
Does it matter?
No.....


Just ease over to the next town....
Where's a cracker barrel 
Or sisters of the south
.....and feast away 
Thanksgiving day....

An epic feast...


The following day is the first day if the Christmas season...
Not black friday...

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Bargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending

Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t ever want to go shopping again
All I want is to go home
Yipee  ... only 365 days till we do it all over again!!!

Jan Allison
27th November 2014...

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