Take the Elf Off the Shelf

You must immediately take that elf off the shelf!
But why? The shopkeeper asked. What’s the reason? 
Because he my most productive candle selling elf
And it is the Black Friday slash Christmas season.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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John Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 2:48 AM
Love this one.
Krutsinger Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 5:54 AM
Thank you Andrew
Hawkins Avatar
December 8, 2021 at 11:07 PM
No sale, he has a price on his head...
Krutsinger Avatar
December 9, 2021 at 5:54 AM
He always does
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