Oh, Teddy Cruz, Teddy Cruz. Why, oh, why,
with your familiar squish-faced stupidity,
did you have to describe, with such specificity,
pirate ships in outer space? Why, Teddy? Why?
Pirates like water, Teddy; it’s parrots that fly.
And while it’s true that pirates have a proclivity
for parrots, it’s also true they limit upward mobility
of parrots with their...
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