Short Senator Poems
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Past Race
Senator McCain
Is of noted Republican fame.
His campaign for Presidential drama
Was taken away by Obama.
Senator Mazie Hirono
Told Lindsey Graham where to go,
"You can not tell me
I'm your property
MY body is not yours to know!"
Healthcare Hypocrite
Senator Ted Cruz,
Presidential candidate we hope will lose.
Obamacare he wants to ditch,
Joining it he found no glitch.
Who’d hire Rielle as a turn on?
A lawyer turned word artist con
What—the wife’s not dead?
That fox Hunter in bed
Knows Senator Edwards as John
Senator Lindsey Graham is crackers
As are all those Bill Cosby backers
Females are not toys
For abuse by boys
Who are clearly sadistic bushwhackers!
Next President
Senator Bernie Sanders
Inspires with his candid standards.
Presidential campaign rally 15,000 strong,
Hope for Presidency 2 terms long.
My House Has Many Mansions
last time we had looked
there have been many mansions
in West Virginia
One is even a Senator of great
notoriety we have heard.
Senator Collins represents Maine
Folks back home think she went quite insane
She voted for Brett
After quite a short vet
Her senatorial role she maintained
Republican Repudiation
Senator Larry Craig
Denied being a ***.
Caught foot-tapping at the airport Minneapolis-St. Paul
By a cop who happened to be in the next stall.
Our Senator thought he’s flying high,
then with dented pride he wondered why,
he received his reward,
the walking eagle award,
‘cause he’s so full of poop he can’t fly.
The posse came a-howling for vengeance
The Senator must now perform penance
His pleas for mercy ignored
His reputation was gored
Beheaded by public opinion's sword
R-esult
O-f
D-ecision,
A-iling
N-ation
T-riumphantly
E-lected
M-aker
A-nd
R-ighteous
C-reator
O-f
L-aws
E-qual
T-o
A-ll
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Monocrostic (Senator)
SENATOR JOHN McCain
Senator John McCain
From Arizona
Veteran War hero
Presidential candidate
Went on home/rest in peace
9/3/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018
Constipated senator Ron Thump
Got frustrated whilst taking a dump
Eww what a sad minger
He used his forefinger …
and extracted it all in a lump!
9TH June 2016
America's seniors
Paid their taxes when due
But retired on pensions
That favored the few
Now County Clerks
Have made that quite clear
Under "Cause of Death:"
(Enter your Senator here)
A Senator named Hubert H. Humphrey
With Muriel got cozy and comfy
But she was no vixen
And he lost to Nixon!
Humphrey made Minnesotans quite grumphy
Senator Thomas Massie, a true con-vid era man.' Now a
Widower.) And international hero grand..' He stands for the great state
Of Daniel Boone, an advocacte of freedom who just liked
His (Elbow room)
~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante)
Statesman
honest, visionary
working, serving, caring
principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic
wheeling, dealing, conniving
wonkish, corrupt
Politician
Senator Kristen Sinema negotiates only in private
Which drives her colleagues and reporters crazy-irate
I think if America had 49 more Senators like her
From all their ranting and raving the rest would demur
Shorts, gyms shoes, a sweatshirt with a hoodie
Senator John Fetterman dresses peccably
Yet unafraid to speak his mind, to call 'em as he sees 'em
He serves his constituents most respectably
For fifty-seven years his life to Congress Senator Robert Byrd did devote
Upon his death the headline said, "Democrats Mourn Loss of Much-Needed Vote"
*Senator Byrd had served in the US Congress since Eisenhower was president.
E-very
M-ove
M-ade
A-nd
N-onstop
U-ppercut
E-mphatically
L-et
P-unches
A-ttack
C-hin
Q-uickly
U-sing
I-ntellect
A-gainst
O-pponent
Topic: Birthday of Senator Emmanuel D. Pacquiao (December 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Johnson believed that
war’s proponents use falsehood
to garner support . . .
this wise man died the same day
the atomic bomb got dropped
April 5, 2022
For Sotto Poet's Is Truth The First Casualty Of War And Why Is That Poetry Contest
E-xcellent
M-ind's
M-essages
A-re
N-icely
U-sed
E-mploying
L-itterateur's
P-oem
A-bout
C-omforting
Q-uote
U-nder
I-ts
A-crostic
O-ptimism
Topic: Birthday of Senator Emmanuel Pacquiao (December 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Who plotted against the
Throne of Caesar
Do we know of this man
He is a Roman Senator
His name is Brutus
The die is cast
Wine goblets whisper
Beneath these jealous hands
What price to pay
When innocent blood
Service this guilty dagger