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Soi-disant Defense Secretary

Pete Hegseth comes across as so slick
but he's really as dumb as a brick.
He's so out of his depth,
not to mention his breadth.
His sycophancy makes me go "Ick"!

Divine Lord's Secretary

Divine Lord has a lot of messages to His world
He chose me to spread His messages
Divine Lord is Jesus Christ
He is the one of 1st Catholic Priest

Divine Lord told me the baby angel’s message
That the babies are safe in Heaven
Divine Lord heard most women’s cry
Abortion or Termination to be okay with the world

Divine Lord is

Congratulations Robert F Kennedy Jr HHS Secretary

The  Democrats were ready to stop you! I saw and heard them talk to you like garbage!
But here you are about to be sworn in as Secretary of Health and Human Services

I wrote a few years ago about when you were running for president it had so many reads.  I wanted to thank

tickle secretary to dragon Chad

Best job I never had was being tickle secretary to a pink dragon, Chad.
I had twenty-six job before I met him, and believe me, they were all bad.
Tickled him every hour from his tail to his gigantic fire-breathing nose.
He laughed like hyena pack who had stayed all night in a bar until close.

If he guffawed

secretary

you circle each word 
red, you enjoy 
the correcting -
“read”

the riding crop 
dropped 
words race away
in your inner world

dark stallions 
no bridle nor bit  
bareback the beautiful 
once driven, given free reign

across your cartography

no maps required
for the keeper of secrets
you know the way well now
across the sensual plains

bypassing 
bad dreams 
flying heavens 
alongside condors

The Secretary of Defense - Tanka 113

                  More rings than fingers
                         A defensive juggernaut
      

Playing Secretary At School Today

They stop and talk in an animated way.
Everyone adding something to the conversation.
I think it’s because they do not see adults during the day.
They are the teachers, the mighty mighty teachers.

One of them stopped in the middle of a long story
She said, “I can’t believe I am telling you all this.”
I could not believe it

Unobliged Boss

Young secretary, she was at a loss
if for an increase of pay she should ask,
thinks she has done well all the given task,
plea is denied for she doesn’t oblige the boss.

September 8, 2021
Contest : Your Best Four-Line Light Verse No 2
Sponsor : L Milton Hankins

My Secretary-Lady Just a Bought

My secretary-lady just a bought,
Women's Brown Sheepskin Coat.
But what the point a skin to strip,
From one, to put it on to other sheep?

Press Secretary

A euphemism! I? That I do decry!
Why the very word does imply
That I would ignore, omit, pervert…
If only to prevent some hurt.

Well, let me speak out forthright:
Search thoroughly my ways as I might
I truly must express some doubt
That a that is what I am about.

The purveyors of confusion
Suffer from a big delusion:
‘Lest anyone think I

Young Secretary

Young secretary she was at a loss,
to decide she flipped a coin for a toss,
if for a raise she should ask,
thought she’d done well all the task.
Plea denied, for she didn’t oblige the boss.

February 7, 2020
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : Your Best New Limerick
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin

Secretary In Agony

I am secretary at work
I open papers to file
Each time I touch them
 they whisper;
“I love you, I love you.”
On the way home I hear the echo;
“I love you, I love you”
At home they whisper,
“I love you; I love you?”
What should I do but listen,
and listen to  mysterious sounds?
I love you, I love you!

Secretary

she knows how to do it
whenever I go to office
her smiles write
a story in my heart

The Mad Secretary

THE MAD SECRETARY

Hunched over the computer, I am  mystical,
With mental white gloves and a karate belt - 
A daylight cursor, but on my bicycle,
A word and energy transformer, a flickering Celt.

Such metaphysics I can make into sensation,
Turned into binary formulae by the boss,
My passion is for punctuation- 
But the lingua franca doesn’t give a

The Secretary of Our Soul

What inspires us to write heart felt poetry

To divulge our innermost feelings

It's certainly not to gain fame or fortune

Ever heard of a millionaire poet

Those two words are never uttered

In the very same breath

It's a proven fact poets don't write poetry

With the view of earning a fortune

Poets write poetry to satisfy an inner need

To create, to

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