Pete Hegseth comes across as so slick
but he's really as dumb as a brick.
He's so out of his depth,
not to mention his breadth.
His sycophancy makes me go "Ick"!
Categories:
secretary, america, political,
Form: Limerick
Divine Lord has a lot of messages to His world
He chose me to spread His messages
Divine Lord is Jesus Christ
He is the one of 1st Catholic Priest
Divine Lord told me the baby angel’s message
That the babies are safe in Heaven
Divine Lord heard most women’s cry
Abortion or Termination to be okay with the world
Divine Lord is okay with Abortion or Termination
The babies are safe in Heaven
Divine Lord I’m terrified
Earth’s theory
Point is The babies are safe in Heaven
According from the Divine Lord
Poetry Form: Sonnet
Date Written: May 25, 2025
Time Written: 1:26pm (PST)
Categories:
secretary, christian, devotion, god, jesus,
Form: Sonnet
The Democrats were ready to stop you! I saw and heard them talk to you like garbage!
But here you are about to be sworn in as Secretary of Health and Human Services
I wrote a few years ago about when you were running for president it had so many reads. I wanted to thank especially all those who had the courage to sign it. Thank you. PR.
I was in high scool when your uncle was killed, it made this nation so sad.
The I watched when your father shot, I was very overcome with sadness.
For years the records were a secret and hidden.
But our new President is opening the books, we will find out why your father and your uncle will killed.
And Of course, Martin Luther King….
I though America is going down the hill…well, it was.
I think those days are all over and a peaceful return to America in the world.
We can live and learn, facing the future with God’s love and peace.
Best wisheses to Robert Kennedy!
Director of Homeland Secoritny
2/13/2o25
Categories:
secretary, america, celebration, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Best job I never had was being tickle secretary to a pink dragon, Chad.
I had twenty-six job before I met him, and believe me, they were all bad.
Tickled him every hour from his tail to his gigantic fire-breathing nose.
He laughed like hyena pack who had stayed all night in a bar until close.
If he guffawed too hard, I had to mop up the room and well beyond too.
The great news, is that Chad was good-natured and fun, never ever blue.
Spending time with him was a delight, I never got tired of working with him.
Now I clean up a grizzly bear with a toothache, his name is growly Jim.
Categories:
secretary, humor, work,
Form: Rhyme
you circle each word
red, you enjoy
the correcting -
“read”
the riding crop
dropped
words race away
in your inner world
dark stallions
no bridle nor bit
bareback the beautiful
once driven, given free reign
across your cartography
no maps required
for the keeper of secrets
you know the way well now
across the sensual plains
bypassing
bad dreams
flying heavens
alongside condors and eagles
Pegasus
delivers
star of Leo
to the one holding
the bow and arrow
Sagittarius
son of Pan
and Eupheme
nursing the Muses
gently Eupheme
nurses the Muses
gently Eupheme
nurses the Keeper
The Keeper of Secrets
Candide Diderot. ‘24
secretarius. Latin/etymology.
Categories:
secretary, muse,
Form: Free verse
More rings than fingers
A defensive juggernaut
Playing and coaching
Standing tall for human rights
The legend of Bill Russell
Categories:
secretary, appreciation, basketball, black african
Form: Tanka
They stop and talk in an animated way.
Everyone adding something to the conversation.
I think it’s because they do not see adults during the day.
They are the teachers, the mighty mighty teachers.
One of them stopped in the middle of a long story
She said, “I can’t believe I am telling you all this.”
I could not believe it either, but I kept my mouth shut.
And the saga continued.
They do not get attention during the day like the students.
No one says, “I agree with you “or “that sounds good.”
I am in the office today, playing secretary. It is an eye opener.
The teachers all stop to tell me their life story; it is amazing.
Categories:
secretary, school,
Form: Prose Poetry
Young secretary, she was at a loss
if for an increase of pay she should ask,
thinks she has done well all the given task,
plea is denied for she doesn’t oblige the boss.
September 8, 2021
Contest : Your Best Four-Line Light Verse No 2
Sponsor : L Milton Hankins
Categories:
secretary, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
My secretary-lady just a bought,
Women's Brown Sheepskin Coat.
But what the point a skin to strip,
From one, to put it on to other sheep?
Categories:
secretary, animal, clothes,
Form: Quatrain
Young secretary she was at a loss,
to decide she flipped a coin for a toss,
if for a raise she should ask,
thought she’d done well all the task.
Plea denied, for she didn’t oblige the boss.
February 7, 2020
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : Your Best New Limerick
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin
Categories:
secretary, humorous,
Form: Limerick
I am secretary at work
I open papers to file
Each time I touch them
they whisper;
“I love you, I love you.”
On the way home I hear the echo;
“I love you, I love you”
At home they whisper,
“I love you; I love you?”
What should I do but listen,
and listen to mysterious sounds?
I love you, I love you!
Categories:
secretary, desire, satire,
Form: Free verse
she knows how to do it
whenever I go to office
her smiles write
a story in my heart
Categories:
secretary, beautiful, feelings, metaphor,
Form: Free verse
THE MAD SECRETARY
Hunched over the computer, I am mystical,
With mental white gloves and a karate belt -
A daylight cursor, but on my bicycle,
A word and energy transformer, a flickering Celt.
Such metaphysics I can make into sensation,
Turned into binary formulae by the boss,
My passion is for punctuation-
But the lingua franca doesn’t give a toss.
I see the point. I accommodate the pause.
I rinse the cups and make the coffee sweet,
I am saving myself for this man of laws,
Of Brehon provenance, who will entreat
Me to be his love, his partner and co-genitor,
Of a life graph, where he can trust the monitor.
(c) Rosemarie Rowley
From IN MEMORY OF HER (2008)
Categories:
secretary, angel, career, caregiving, class,
Form: Sonnet
What inspires us to write heart felt poetry
To divulge our innermost feelings
It's certainly not to gain fame or fortune
Ever heard of a millionaire poet
Those two words are never uttered
In the very same breath
It's a proven fact poets don't write poetry
With the view of earning a fortune
Poets write poetry to satisfy an inner need
To create, to inspire, to motivate
That tug at the heartstrings
That bring sunshine to dullest of days
That express every day feelings
In a most poetic way
We know when the words just fall into place
That something special is about to happen
We don't need to wrack our brains
Our innermost being writes the words
We just dutifully record them
And sign our name at the bottom
We are the secretary of our soul
© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories:
secretary, poetry,
Form: Narrative
Boss
unhappy,angry
howling,ordering,demanding
outcomes,profits,disciplines,hopes
helping,soothing,smiling
smart,sexy
secretary.
Categories:
secretary, work,
Form: Diamante
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