Best Secretary Poems

THE MAD SECRETARY

Hunched over the computer, I am  mystical,
With mental white gloves and a karate belt - 
A daylight cursor, but on my bicycle,
A word and energy transformer, a flickering Celt.

Such metaphysics I can make into sensation,
Turned into binary formulae by the boss,
My passion...

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Boss
unhappy,angry
howling,ordering,demanding
outcomes,profits,disciplines,hopes
helping,soothing,smiling
smart,sexy
secretary....

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What inspires us to write heart felt poetry

To divulge our innermost feelings

It's certainly not to gain fame or fortune

Ever heard of a millionaire poet

Those two words are never uttered

In the very same breath

It's a proven fact poets don't write poetry

With the view of earning a...

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you circle each word 
red, you enjoy 
the correcting -
“read”

the riding crop 
dropped 
words race away
in your inner world

dark stallions 
no bridle nor bit  
bareback the beautiful 
once driven, given free reign

across your cartography

no maps required
for the keeper of secrets
you know the way well...

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she knows how to do it
whenever I go to office
her smiles write
a story in my heart...

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                  More rings than fingers
                       ...

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A euphemism! I? That I do decry!
Why the very word does imply
That I would ignore, omit, pervert…
If only to prevent some hurt.

Well, let me speak out forthright:
Search thoroughly my ways as I might
I truly must express some doubt
That a that is what I am about.

The...

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I am secretary at work
I open papers to file
Each time I touch them
 they whisper;
“I love you, I love you.”
On the way home I hear the echo;
“I love you, I love you”
At home they whisper,
“I love you; I love you?”
What should I do but listen,
and...

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They stop and talk in an animated way.
Everyone adding something to the conversation.
I think it’s because they do not see adults during the day.
They are the teachers, the mighty mighty teachers.

One of them stopped in the middle of a long story
She said, “I can’t believe...

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Best job I never had was being tickle secretary to a pink dragon, Chad.
I had twenty-six job before I met him, and believe me, they were all bad.
Tickled him every hour from his tail to his gigantic fire-breathing nose.
He laughed like hyena pack who had...

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My secretary-lady just a bought,
Women's Brown Sheepskin Coat.
But what the point a skin to strip,
From one, to put it on to other sheep?...

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Young secretary she was at a loss,
to decide she flipped a coin for a toss,
if for a raise she should ask,
thought she’d done well all the task.
Plea denied, for she didn’t oblige the boss.

February 7, 2020
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com
Contest : Your Best New...

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The  Democrats were ready to stop you! I saw and heard them talk to you like garbage!
But here you are about to be sworn in as Secretary of Health and Human Services

I wrote a few years ago about when you were running for president...

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Young secretary, she was at a loss
if for an increase of pay she should ask,
thinks she has done well all the given task,
plea is denied for she doesn’t oblige the boss.

September 8, 2021
Contest : Your Best Four-Line Light Verse No 2
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