Short Secretary Poems
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Boss
unhappy,angry
howling,ordering,demanding
outcomes,profits,disciplines,hopes
helping,soothing,smiling
smart,sexy
secretary.
A secretary who submits
To a job with side benefits
Soon tires of horseplay
And calls it a day
With chocolate-fudge banana splits
The new Secretary of the HHS?
How did we ever get into this mess?
'Twas when into RFK Jr's brain it strode,
an enterprising nematode.
My secretary-lady just a bought,
Women's Brown Sheepskin Coat.
But what the point a skin to strip,
From one, to put it on to other sheep?
My secretary just lost her drawers
Ending up on the floor on all fours
She had a good laugh
At the office staff
Who were primed to become paramours!
The wind enters the office
He greets the boss
And bows to the
Pretty secretary
At the door the cold
Wind bows to the sun
And then he hits the streets
Pete Hegseth comes across as so slick
but he's really as dumb as a brick.
He's so out of his depth,
not to mention his breadth.
His sycophancy makes me go "Ick"!
child comes in to the school office.
secretary says she has to go with me
in a mean way
Oh goody! child says! Disneyland!
She reminds me of a butterfly.
words 30
The secretary expected a raise
When she looked at her check she was daze
It was less than before
So, she walked out the door
Jumped around and started a new craze
I trust you when you said that lip mark on your collar was mom’s
But this lewd kiss with your secretary in facebook wall photo?
Stop kissing me hon or I will change this damn status!
I Salute You General Colin
Your Becoming The First African American Secretary Of State
Your Heroism standing up for All Of Us Americans
A True American Hero for all to Look Up to
Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick:
Canadians believe he deserves a good buttkick.
The failed trade deal? We did not "blow it up".
Negotiate in good faith or suck it up, buttercup!
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth:
"Make America Great Again" is his favorite shibboleth.
He comes across as cocksure, cool and confident,
but there are not many who think he's competent.
The cashier comes up to see the secretary every day.
Making some excuse, and I never hear her say
Him again? Come on! I am busy. Give me a break.
Recognizing a crush, she is sweet for his own sake.
If I were an English mum
I'd roll my baby in the pram
To the Costa Coffee Shop
Even in the rain
If I were an English dad
I'd wave them off with glee
Hop into my sports car
And date my secretary!
Limerick: Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain
Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain
Tried in vain to get his M.P.’s gain
So his Secretary
A laced Bloody Mary
Pumped M.P.s to P.M. to take reign.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Zigzagging
Yvette’s
Xerox
with
venom
until
the
secretary
rushed
quickly
past;
Olive
needed
more
lasting
kisses,
jealously
invading
his
gorgeous
face -
eagerly
discovering
Charles’
brutal
arousal
Young secretary, she was at a loss
if for an increase of pay she should ask,
thinks she has done well all the given task,
plea is denied for she doesn’t oblige the boss.
September 8, 2021
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More rings than fingers
A defensive juggernaut
Playing and coaching
Standing tall for human rights
The legend of Bill Russell
I am a bird, uncommon in the USA.
African born.
a snake-killing bird.
my head’s crest
similar to
but not exactly like
a pin cushion
With pens rather than pins
sticking out of it
Reptiles are my prey.
Who am I?
A Secretary Bird
Cosmo's watchful eye
Observes every crime of Man
Due retribution *
© Demetrios Trifiatis
06 June 2018
*Yesterday,was the World Day of the Environment and the Secretary General of the United Nations declared that till 2050 the Oceans will have more plastic than fish!
In verse I blend my roles, multiplicity defined..
A poet-mother-daughter, all within my design.
Sister, secretary, cleaner, nurse—my busy days abide..
Dreamer, philosopher, optimist, by my side.
Psychic and intuitive, my spirit held dear..
Engineer, crafting futures, breaking barriers without fear.
Alternative facts make sense to Luella
Embellishing and alternating truth is her forte’
Her career of choice was readily determined
Politics jumped to the forefront
It might possibly be her only choice
White House Press secretary
or Ambassador to a foreign country?
That is what she is pondering now.
I am secretary at work
I open papers to file
Each time I touch them
they whisper;
“I love you, I love you.”
On the way home I hear the echo;
“I love you, I love you”
At home they whisper,
“I love you; I love you?”
What should I do but listen,
and listen to mysterious sounds?
I love you, I love you!
Please Tease About Being Some Sleaze
Trump's prior secretary said that Cohen
is a sleaze bag. If he is, you can imagine
what Trump is.
With absolute profound perfection please,
Tell me how can Cohen and Trump tease,
Constant pain;
Drive insane,
And also both being big bag full of sleaze.
Jim Horn