Short Secretary Poems

she knows how to do it
whenever I go to office
her smiles write
a story in my heart...

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Poitician George Canning
also made his verse sing
Foreign Secretary&for War
with comic humour for sure...

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I need a secretary
and a maid
and a lawn boy and a chauffeur.
That's all.
Oh, wait!
A masseuse, too
That's all....

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A secretary must control
A randy boss's rigid pole
Her knickers extol
A lacy peephole
A fitting end to his bankroll...

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A secretary who submits
To a job with side benefits
Soon tires of horseplay
And calls it a day
With chocolate-fudge banana splits...

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Boss
unhappy,angry
howling,ordering,demanding
outcomes,profits,disciplines,hopes
helping,soothing,smiling
smart,sexy
secretary....

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My secretary-lady just a bought,
Women's Brown Sheepskin Coat.
But what the point a skin to strip,
From one, to put it on to other sheep?...

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My secretary just lost her drawers
Ending up on the floor on all fours
She had a good laugh
At the office staff
Who were primed to become paramours!...

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The wind enters the office
He greets the boss
And bows to the 
Pretty secretary
At the door the cold
Wind bows to the sun
And then he hits the streets...

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The secretary expected a raise
When she looked at her check she was daze
It was less than before
So, she walked out the door
Jumped around and started a new craze...

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child comes in to the school office.
secretary says she has to go with me
in a mean way
Oh goody! child says! Disneyland!
She reminds me of a butterfly.
words 30...

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I Salute You General Colin
Your Becoming The First African American Secretary Of State
Your Heroism standing up for All Of Us Americans 
A True American Hero for all to Look Up to...

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I trust you when you said that lip mark on your collar was mom’s
But this lewd kiss with your secretary in facebook wall photo?
Stop kissing me hon or I will change this damn status!...

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More rings than fingers
    A defensive juggernaut
           Playing and coaching
                 Standing tall for human rights
                         The legend of Bill Russell...

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The cashier comes up to see the secretary every day.
Making some excuse, and I never hear her say
Him again? Come on! I am busy. Give me a break.
Recognizing a crush, she is sweet for his own sake....

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If I were an English mum
I'd roll my baby in the pram
To the Costa Coffee Shop
Even in the rain

If I were an English dad
I'd wave them off with glee
Hop into my sports car
And date my secretary!...

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Limerick: Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain

Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain
Tried in vain to get his M.P.’s gain
So his Secretary
A laced Bloody Mary
Pumped M.P.s to P.M. to take reign.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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Zigzagging
Yvette’s 
Xerox
with
venom
until
the
secretary
rushed
quickly
past;
Olive 
needed 
more 
lasting 
kisses, 
jealously 
invading 
his 
gorgeous 
face - 
eagerly 
discovering 
Charles’ 
brutal 
arousal...

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Young secretary, she was at a loss
if for an increase of pay she should ask,
thinks she has done well all the given task,
plea is denied for she doesn’t oblige the boss.

September 8, 2021
Contest : Your Best Four-Line Light Verse No 2
Sponsor : L Milton Hankins...

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I am a bird, uncommon in the USA.
African born.
a snake-killing bird.
my head’s crest 
similar to
but not exactly like
a pin cushion 
With pens rather than pins
sticking out of it
Reptiles are my prey.
Who am I?





























A Secretary Bird...

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Cosmo's watchful eye

Observes every crime of Man

Due retribution *







© Demetrios Trifiatis
      06 June 2018

*Yesterday,was the World Day of the Environment and the Secretary General of the United Nations declared that till 2050 the Oceans will have more plastic than fish!...

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Alternative facts make sense to Luella
Embellishing and alternating truth is her forte’
Her career of choice was readily determined
Politics jumped to the forefront
It might possibly be her only choice
White House Press secretary 
or Ambassador to a foreign country?
That is what she is pondering now....

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In verse I blend my roles, multiplicity defined..
A poet-mother-daughter, all within my design.

Sister, secretary, cleaner, nurse—my busy days abide..
Dreamer, philosopher, optimist, by my side.

Psychic and intuitive, my spirit held dear..
Engineer, crafting futures, breaking barriers without fear....

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I am secretary at work
I open papers to file
Each time I touch them
 they whisper;
“I love you, I love you.”
On the way home I hear the echo;
“I love you, I love you”
At home they whisper,
“I love you; I love you?”
What should I do but listen,
and listen to  mysterious sounds?
I love you, I love you!...

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Please Tease About Being Some Sleaze

Trump's prior secretary said that Cohen
is a sleaze bag. If he is, you can imagine 
what Trump is.

With absolute profound perfection please,
Tell me how can Cohen and Trump tease,
Constant pain;
Drive insane,
And also both being big bag full of sleaze.

Jim Horn...

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