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Premium Member Screwed up
Percival pig was a bit of a swine He told Hetty hog, “You’re gonna be mine.” And she said, “Way Hay, You’ve just made my day. It seems you’re the man… to uncork the wine.”...

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Categories: screwed, animal,
Form: Limerick
FROM THE DIARY OF AN EMPLOYER
I want you to come to me With all the reasons good. With nothing much to worry about, Less to be misunderstood. I want you to look at me With love and care and hope. I want you to read my eyes, Where words find little scope. I want you to be heard 'midst all And spread the dew of love. I want you to...

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Categories: screwed, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member So Screwed
It is so much easier to screw ...

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Categories: screwed, addiction, anniversary, best friend,
Form: Personification
Screwed, Blued, and Tattooed
What's there to say, About you and me. We are two peas in a pod, Like water and oil. We don't mix well. I have sensitivity, with lots of love from the heart. Your just a lump of coal left to a child on a Christmas eve night. You don't love, You don't know how to. Your interpretation of love is way off. Like a washing...

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Categories: screwed, anger, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
When Trump Viewed Were Screwed
when trump we had viewed realize we had been screwed found him in a feud Jim Horn...

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Categories: screwed, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku



Be Screwed
No way, yes way, on guard, no guard, today, yesterday, it's cool, it's noon, it's due dude let's get screwed....

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Categories: screwed, sexy,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member - I'M Quite Screwed Up -
( Retrieved from an advertisement "Cleaners for Christmas" ) ...

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Categories: screwed, conflict, confusion, funny,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member I Sued - Only To Be Screwed
The court Judge is at my house I cannot tell anyone, not even my spouse He's come to inspect my claim And I've only myself to blame It never occurred to me when I sued When I was in the foulest mood I saw the damage in my new property on the wall To my lawyer, I made a long call I would...

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Categories: screwed, conflict, growth, how i
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Screwed Up
You had it all And screwed up bad Your life took you On a downward spiral Out of control Where no one could relate Your demons are your own Who could ever imagine You had a chance at love And screwed up bad You sabotaged it Never believing you’re deserving One staggering victim left behind Broken down on one knee You screwed up bad AP: 2nd place 2020 Posted March 4,...

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Categories: screwed, angst, betrayal, break up,
Form: Free verse
Trump Badly Screwed Overand More
Trump Badly Screwed Over Deep in debt we must have to be, Before Trump ever does start to see, Has cut us short. With no support, And badly screwed over you and me. Jim Horn With Great Priest Will Get By Of meeting many goals are slightly shy, But with new priest who is quite a guy, Is now here; Have no fear; We will...

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Categories: screwed, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Screwed Up Little House
I was born to be the dark horse...the underdog. But, I'm nowhere near endearing enough for people to root for me. Some look at me pitifully like I'm a blind puppy, others see me as a disease, and still others try to trip me to see my face covered in mud. Judas and I share...

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Categories: screwed, mental illness,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Being Screwed
Once the wandering nomadic way found the traveler wound by that which freedom furled, Within its weave of the will to sheathe the day as if it were a weapon to win the world. When the nomad died, the king was born, Breed beneath lumped rubble piled by feet who idly fret, While thorns thickened across those crowns the...

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Categories: screwed, america, freedom, history, social,
Form: Rhyme
Screwed Into Screwy
Screwed into screwy. Are you asking..... Who? Screwed into screwy Is it asking..... You? Are you screwed into screwy.... or is....... screwy.... screwing you?...

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Categories: screwed, humor,
Form: Free verse
Horn Screwed Up Haiku
Horn Screwed Up Haiku So when you screwed up; Cannot think of what to do; Blame it on system. This is what I am starting to believe. That is what Trump, Bernie and European Common Market (ECM) are doing. Jim Horn PS. Category is farewell to ECM. And I thought ECM was supposed to be Electronic Counter Measures....

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Categories: screwed, farewell,
Form: Haiku
Expressions of Love-Screwed Ix Contest
Screwed IX Contest Sponsor: Rob Carmack I walk beneath you, anticipated hands held tight, I wanna be with you, quench my thirst tonight. In the sunshine I seek comfort from your rays, Shining without an end, as your tenderness I crave. Through out humanity there is but one desire, To bring you my matches and you ignite our fire. I walk above you,...

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Categories: screwed, dedication, desire, devotion, love,
Form: Couplet

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