James Horn Poet Limerick

Trump Badly Screwed Overand More

Trump Badly Screwed Over

Deep in debt we must have to be, 
Before Trump ever does start to see,
Has cut us short.
With no support, 
And badly screwed over you and me.

Jim Horn

With Great Priest Will Get By

Of meeting many goals are slightly shy,
But with new priest who is quite a guy,
Is now here;
Have no fear;
We will be sure and certain to get by.

Jim Horn

New Team Wanted To Start


Fans entire game they had withstood,
Knowing their team was not any good;
In every way,
Blew each play;
New team wanted to start if they could.

Jim Horn

Trump seems to think he has many talents;
Perform miracles and then budget balance;
Saw skirt;
Will flirt;
We do know that he does much dalliance.

Jim Horn

Were Really Had To Be Punt

We really had to be rather blunt;
You did pull another crazy stunt;
Should have thrown,
But each play blown;
Had to call it quits prior to punt.

Jim Horn

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Carolyn Devonshire January 13, 2019 at 9:14 AM When asked about how the government shutdown would affect laid off workers,, Trump said they could "make adjustments." He doesn't seem to be in touch with the middle class and the financial struggles we face. Good limerick, James! James Horn January 13, 2019 at 10:40 AM Trump seems to think he has many talents; Perform miracles and then budget balance; Saw skirt; Will flirt; We do know that he does much dalliance.