Screwed Vii and a Half

1) Any form – I am usually not fond of prose
2) 10 line minimum, 50 Line Max
3) No Names
4) No poems from any of my previous contests
5) Poems uploaded to PS on 10.07.15 or earlier
6) Avoid Homophone errors *
7) Avoid Cliches *
8) Correct spelling *

1)Yeah, I know that's how it goes
2)The guy don't like no proses
3)and 9 lines, he tells me ain't enough
4)He says don't write my name, but he knows it all the same
5)and my past poems I guess were kinda rough  
6)Now I'm a bit confused, homophones I can't abuse ! 
7)This poem must be written last week ?
8)A cliche comes to mind, and I can spell it out in sign
9)But if I do I think he's gonna freak

Thanks Rob for the inspiration---you know I'm just kidding, LOL
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Laurie Avatar
October 16, 2015 at 5:15 PM
G'day Jerry... at first I thought 'what the hell is this' and then I laughed my guts out - thanks mate - Lindsay
Curtis Avatar
October 16, 2015 at 6:52 PM
Thanks Lindsay, I hope Rob finds the humor in it, lol
Nance Avatar
October 16, 2015 at 8:20 AM
lol...number 8 made me laugh out loud...
Curtis Avatar
October 16, 2015 at 6:52 PM
No. 8 my favorite also, Thanks Cas
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