Screwed Vii and a Half

1) Any form – I am usually not fond of prose 2) 10 line minimum, 50 Line Max 3) No Names 4) No poems from any of my previous contests 5) Poems uploaded to PS on 10.07.15 or earlier 6) Avoid Homophone errors * 7) Avoid Cliches * 8) Correct spelling * 1)Yeah, I know that's how it goes 2)The guy don't like no proses 3)and 9 lines, he tells me ain't enough 4)He says don't write my name, but he knows it all the same 5)and my past poems I guess were kinda rough 6)Now I'm a bit confused, homophones I can't abuse ! 7)This poem must be written last week ? 8)A cliche comes to mind, and I can spell it out in sign 9)But if I do I think he's gonna freak Thanks Rob for the inspiration---you know I'm just kidding but you can still screw me, LOL