Short Screwed Poems

Sex is physical
But love is non existent
So let's make believe...

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It's fine to turn heads but be sure it's screwed on...

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screwed.then i woke up
glued.by the pill you used too
what to do?open...

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In spite of the world
Being totally screwed up
Love my simple life...

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when trump we had viewed
realize we had been screwed
found him in a feud

Jim Horn...

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If I had my head screwed on the right way - how come I lost it over you?

Penned 3/12/2015...

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No way,
yes way,
on guard,
no guard,
today,
yesterday,
it's cool,
it's noon,
it's due dude
let's get screwed....

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If I had my head screwed on the right way - how come I lost it over you?

Penned originally 12/3/2015...

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Ask me to do for you
Ask me yes, yes…yes.
But if you screwed a friend or two
I’d say bite me! Fits you best!
Chew on that?...

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In life he had lots of rued
That put him in a very bad mood
He hated others
Even his own brothers
It caused his life to be screwed...

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In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
 must live cloistered and booed...

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Friends I have
And neighbors, too
Most of them, won’t point me true.
I can always 
Lean on you
You will tell me, just where I’m screwed....

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Listen to poem:

tilted over
skewered, impaled,
screwed senseless,
stewed to pulp.
Cheers to the blues, folks
here's to 
tomorrow's 
feud feast 
imbued...

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A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed...

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Important work matters get screwed
By thoughts at the office too lewd
So it seems normal
To have work less formal
Make casual Friday all nude...

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Ever felt like you was a door
Getting nailed,screwed and more
  Opening and closing
  Twisting and turning
Being walked all over like the floor...

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Devices

When left to their own devices
Screw drivers will turn the other way
Who is to say it is the wrong direction?
We are all screwed any way...

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An Apprentice known only as, "Gale"
Screwed each of the students at Yale
When asked to explain
She replied with disdain,
"I had to make sure I made Bail!"...

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He took everything of value from me
Except a house with a busted sink
He thought I was screwed
With the denim divorce blues
I’m free now a rich divorcee
...

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Fossil powered gas coal and crude
Got miners and some roughnecks screwed
With solar and wind
Their fate could be pinned
On working with fuel that's renewed...

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Yellow and orange
Leaves falling in October
Autumn afternoon.











For Screwed IX Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Rob Carmack
Eleventh Place
10-20-2015...

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I see them fighting like cats and dogs
but taking money like fatted hogs,
so while they spend and spend
we get screwed in the end...
Hail to the Washington demagogues!...

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Beggers used to beg ten cents
For a cup of coffee now five dollars instead
World's out of whack
Sanity we lack
Life has basically screwed with our heads...

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There was an old man in the nude,
His wife was a bit of a prude,
As winter got chilly,
He played with his willy,
And asked if she’d rather be screwed.


For Andrea’s contest...

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Screwed
 into screwy.
Are you asking.....
Who?
Screwed
 into screwy
Is it asking.....
You?
Are you 
screwed
 into screwy....
or is.......
screwy....
screwing you?...

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