Short Screwed Poems

Short Screwed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Screwed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Screwed by length and keyword.


Premium Member Bite Me

Ask me to do for you
Ask me yes, yes…yes.
But if you screwed a friend or two
I’d say bite me! Fits you best!
Chew on that?
Form: Grook


Rued

In life he had lots of rued
That put him in a very bad mood
He hated others
Even his own brothers
It caused his life to be screwed
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member I am alive

I am alive 
when I am with you 
an energetic thrill seeker 
who enjoys living 
in the screwed up world 
together we can do anything

In Russia You Have To Drink Alcoholic Drinks

In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
 must live cloistered and booed

Family

Friends I have
And neighbors, too
Most of them, won’t point me true.
I can always 
Lean on you
You will tell me, just where I’m screwed.
Form: Acrostic


Premium Member Skewed

Listen to poem:
tilted over
skewered, impaled,
screwed senseless,
stewed to pulp.
Cheers to the blues, folks
here's to 
tomorrow's 
feud feast 
imbued

Rude Customer

A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Notice To All Employees: New Dress Code

Important work matters get screwed
By thoughts at the office too lewd
So it seems normal
To have work less formal
Make casual Friday all nude
Form: Limerick

Premium Member I know I screwed up

Handle my heart with care.
Be gentle in the way you speak.
I'm hurting and miss you.



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Form: Other

The Door

Ever felt like you was a door
Getting nailed,screwed and more
  Opening and closing
  Twisting and turning
Being walked all over like the floor
Form: Limerick

Devices

Devices

When left to their own devices
Screw drivers will turn the other way
Who is to say it is the wrong direction?
We are all screwed any way

Trump University Admission

An Apprentice known only as, "Gale"
Screwed each of the students at Yale
When asked to explain
She replied with disdain,
"I had to make sure I made Bail!"
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Holding My Own

He took everything of value from me
Except a house with a busted sink
He thought I was screwed
With the denim divorce blues
I’m free now a rich divorcee
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Paradigm Shift

Fossil powered gas coal and crude
Got miners and some roughnecks screwed
With solar and wind
Their fate could be pinned
On working with fuel that's renewed
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Colorful Leaves

Yellow and orange
Leaves falling in October
Autumn afternoon.











For Screwed IX Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Rob Carmack
Eleventh Place
10-20-2015
Form: Haiku

Beltway Crash

I see them fighting like cats and dogs
but taking money like fatted hogs,
so while they spend and spend
we get screwed in the end...
Hail to the Washington demagogues!
© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Ten Cents For a Cup of Coffee

Beggers used to beg ten cents For a cup of coffee now five dollars instead World's out of whack Sanity we lack Life has basically screwed with our heads
Form: Limerick

Winter Woody

There was an old man in the nude,
His wife was a bit of a prude,
As winter got chilly,
He played with his willy,
And asked if she’d rather be screwed.


For Andrea’s contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Screwed Into Screwy

Screwed
 into screwy.
Are you asking.....
Who?
Screwed
 into screwy
Is it asking.....
You?
Are you 
screwed
 into screwy....
or is.......
screwy....
screwing you?

Universal Law

Earth 
Unexpectedly
Rocked
Sun darkened
Moon dimmed its light
Stars  
Falling 
From heaven
Famine
Pestilence
The designing of sorrow
Seems like the end
My lawyer is screwed.

Brother Sister

You're silence reminds me of the voices of the unborn. Loving yet unloved.




Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing,:)

Jimmy Boom Semtex
Form: Elegy

Premium Member Goodbye Columbus -- Day

In the year fourteen-hundred ninety-two
Indigenous Peoples, Columbus screwed --
  He gave them worthless trinkets
  So now they've 'rethinked' it --
Virtue-signaled Chris' moral turpitude
Form: Limerick

Trump's Trait Is To Berate

Trump's Trait Is To Berate

What we often have heard as of late,
Trump's trait will be always to berate,
Also foremost,
Terrible host,
And us being screwed is our final fate.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Screwed up

Percival pig was a bit of a swine He told Hetty hog, “You’re gonna be mine.” And she said, “Way Hay, You’ve just made my day. It seems you’re the man… to uncork the wine.”
Form: Limerick

Premium Member MEANING OF STRENGTH

May we be blessed to understand the meaning of strength…

Which has recently gotten so twisted
So contorted 
So screwed up

Strong people don’t put people down…
they help to lift them up…
© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

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