Short Screwed Poems
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Ask me to do for you
Ask me yes, yes…yes.
But if you screwed a friend or two
I’d say bite me! Fits you best!
Chew on that?
In life he had lots of rued
That put him in a very bad mood
He hated others
Even his own brothers
It caused his life to be screwed
I am alive
when I am with you
an energetic thrill seeker
who enjoys living
in the screwed up world
together we can do anything
In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
must live cloistered and booed
Friends I have
And neighbors, too
Most of them, won’t point me true.
I can always
Lean on you
You will tell me, just where I’m screwed.
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tilted over
skewered, impaled,
screwed senseless,
stewed to pulp.
Cheers to the blues, folks
here's to
tomorrow's
feud feast
imbued
A customer was so rude
Her swearing sounded like a dude
Security was call
Then she took a hard fall
And realized right then she was screwed
Important work matters get screwed
By thoughts at the office too lewd
So it seems normal
To have work less formal
Make casual Friday all nude
Handle my heart with care.
Be gentle in the way you speak.
I'm hurting and miss you.
Wordku: 5-7-5 words
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Ever felt like you was a door
Getting nailed,screwed and more
Opening and closing
Twisting and turning
Being walked all over like the floor
Devices
When left to their own devices
Screw drivers will turn the other way
Who is to say it is the wrong direction?
We are all screwed any way
An Apprentice known only as, "Gale"
Screwed each of the students at Yale
When asked to explain
She replied with disdain,
"I had to make sure I made Bail!"
He took everything of value from me
Except a house with a busted sink
He thought I was screwed
With the denim divorce blues
I’m free now a rich divorcee
Fossil powered gas coal and crude
Got miners and some roughnecks screwed
With solar and wind
Their fate could be pinned
On working with fuel that's renewed
Yellow and orange
Leaves falling in October
Autumn afternoon.
For Screwed IX Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Rob Carmack
Eleventh Place
10-20-2015
I see them fighting like cats and dogs
but taking money like fatted hogs,
so while they spend and spend
we get screwed in the end...
Hail to the Washington demagogues!
Beggers used to beg ten cents
For a cup of coffee now five dollars instead
World's out of whack
Sanity we lack
Life has basically screwed with our heads
There was an old man in the nude,
His wife was a bit of a prude,
As winter got chilly,
He played with his willy,
And asked if she’d rather be screwed.
For Andrea’s contest
Screwed
into screwy.
Are you asking.....
Who?
Screwed
into screwy
Is it asking.....
You?
Are you
screwed
into screwy....
or is.......
screwy....
screwing you?
Earth
Unexpectedly
Rocked
Sun darkened
Moon dimmed its light
Stars
Falling
From heaven
Famine
Pestilence
The designing of sorrow
Seems like the end
My lawyer is screwed.
You're silence reminds me of the voices of the unborn. Loving yet unloved.
Being Normal Is Boring - Broken Aeroplanes, Screwed People, Alternative Writing,:)
Jimmy Boom Semtex
In the year fourteen-hundred ninety-two
Indigenous Peoples, Columbus screwed --
He gave them worthless trinkets
So now they've 'rethinked' it --
Virtue-signaled Chris' moral turpitude
Trump's Trait Is To Berate
What we often have heard as of late,
Trump's trait will be always to berate,
Also foremost,
Terrible host,
And us being screwed is our final fate.
Jim Horn
Percival pig was a bit of a swine
He told Hetty hog, “You’re gonna be mine.”
And she said, “Way Hay,
You’ve just made my day.
It seems you’re the man… to uncork the wine.”
May we be blessed to understand the meaning of strength…
Which has recently gotten so twisted
So contorted
So screwed up
Strong people don’t put people down…
they help to lift them up…