Salami Poems - Poems about Salami

Pooping Like A Proper Italian this is for Jan

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I poop every morning after a Pizzelle slathered in Nutella 
it is nine am in Italy and not a good time to eat mortadella 

I poop after lunch after eating pizza with spicy pepperoni
it is t...

Stop Feeding your Puppy People Food

...stop feeding your puppy people food, the vet said.
My husband and I are both worthy liars; we agree.
Neither of us planning to keeping to this promise.

Our puppy loves people food.
Today I snea...

Food Missed

...The poetry of the COVID era (read to the end)

Thai pineapple rice. Wonton and Yaki Soba
Tortufo ice cream. Scallopini veal, halva and also soda
Tamago, octopus and yellowtail. Ribs, pasta fagiol...

Piggy Porky Perfection

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However you dress...compress these clever creatures…

More not less..whenever features...success..

To be Francis...what about Bacon…

Salty...naughty.. fatty flavour to savour.. 

Doing ea...

The Cheese Wars

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It's a new day as the hot sun starts,
here reporting on the cheese battle.
Overnight the wine and cheese taverns,
moved in for the cracker spread.
The cider & charcuterue shacks,
were ...

Santa May Be A Tad Late This Year

...Kiddies, I'm sorry to say that Santa may be visiting you late this year,
As he struggles to circle the Earth spreading his delightful cheer!
Santa had to retire Rudoloph and his friends leaving the...

Town Horses

...Town-horses

In my youth, horse transport -a one-man job 
was still available for shorter journeys, a vanishing business; when the last horse-drawn carriage firm gave up, there was a picture in th...

Near the Docks

...Near the old docks in Genoa where old dwellings stand close together making streets narrow and families live is
lived rather noisily, where women hang laundry to dry on small terraces or on window l...

Limerick 6

...Kenny loved sandwiches of spam
His Mother would rather he ate ham
His Dad loved salami
His Sister was barmy
And only ate bread, butter and jam...

My Go To Sandwich

...Peanut butter and jelly is my go-to sandwich every day.
You can have your turkey, beef, and salami, all your very way.
I care not for pickles, relish, ranch, mustard, or mayo.
Please hang on to yo...

Tsunami

...Tsunami!  Tsunami!  Tsunami!                                                   Who had been given you the name?                            Swallowed our children for your fame.                       ...

Spam

...Keep your bacon, keep your ham
Keep your loganberry jam
No pastrami
No salami
In my sarnie I want Spam

Ain’t no bones, ain’t no brains
Ain’t no seeds, ain’t no grains
Slightly spicy
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Bread and Butter Issues

...They were stopping everyone;
made us answer their questionnaires.
We were told that there were 
no right or wrong answers,
but weeks later - a letter.

Apparently the socially correct
had a be...

Confused Walk

...Confusing walk

It was the longest street in the world shops on each side
selling salami and cheese depending on the shop, the same product
had a different name proclaiming to be the best.
Today...

Once In a Memory

...Once in a memory
The boy played by the small stream running near the hospital
where his mother was a patient and time hung heavy this
afternoon in late September.
The boy picked five elongated le...

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