Short Salami Poems

Kenny loved sandwiches of spam
His Mother would rather eat ham
His Dad loved salami
His sister was barmy
And only ate bread butter and jam...

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Kenny loved sandwiches of spam
His Mother would rather he ate ham
His Dad loved salami
His Sister was barmy
And only ate bread, butter and jam...

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Mr. Rudy Giuliani
In New York piles high the hot pastrami
   
  Testifying before Washingtonian swamis
  He's begging for extra-thin-sliced salami...

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Preparing stuffed artichokes 
My mom's recipe 
Breadcrumbs, garlic, salami 
Stuff (ALL) the leaves 
Steam them on low heat 
Three-four hours 
Eat!...

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Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone,
" Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know."
A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster
Knowing My Mind Has Just Went,
Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!...

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In King Herod's Antipasto Test
Salome's Salami came out best
Though John lost his head
Her, "King's Kosher Spread"
Was heads and tails above all the rest!...

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My love for you is like a tsunami
The power of the moon makes us all quite balmy
Without a fuss
It turns us to mush
As we munch away on our delicious salami...

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My love for you is like a tsunami
The power of the moon makes us all quite balmy
Without a fuss
It turns us to mush
As we munch away on our delicious salami...

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My love for you is like a tsunami
The power of the moon makes us all quite balmy
Without any fuss
It turns us to mush
As we munch away on our delicious salami...

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My love for you is like a tsunami
The power of the moon makes us all quite balmy
Without any fuss
It turns us to mush
As we munch away on our delicious salami...

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Warm melting mozzarella
Layered rich salami
Sprinkled with juicy olives
On tomato bed
Fresh oregano
Soft white bread
Yum
27/04/2011
For Gwendolen’s fast food epuleaeryu contest...

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The rain in Spain has nothing on us
Seems our annual rainfall their records we'll bust
A charming thought
We'll need a yacht
To get the market for some salami and stuff...

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This man in Brooklyn named Isadore,
some big sandwiches he would adore.
Corned beef and pastrami,
and kosher salami.
He can’t fit in his clothes anymore.


Who says a limerick has to be Irish?...

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Salami Fruit Sundae
Subway on Monday,
Pizza Hut on Tuesday,
McDonald's on Wednesday,
Burgerking on Thursday
Fat on Friday,
Obese on Saturday,
Exploded on Sunday.
That was the end
Of Salami Fruit Sundae...

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The rain in Spain has nothing on us
Seems our annual rainfall, their records we'll bust
A charming thought
We'll need a yacht
To get the market for some salami and stuff


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Subway’s foot-long “cold cut trio” is the one for me

You know bologna, salami and ham aren’t calorie free?

Not to worry; Subway uses turkey meat in all three
 

ON YOUR FEET Poetry Contest
Charlie Sides...

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Overheard by flies on the White House wall

   During Bubba's tete-a-tete with his moll.

      "Order extra salami

         And a tad more pastrami

            Fer my pizza on yer next service call!"

Entry for Andrea Dietrich's Limerick Contest...

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Overheard by a fly upon the wall,

   During Clinton's tete-a-tete with his moll,

      "Order extra salami

         And a tad more pastrami,

            For my pizza on your next service call!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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Pizza!
by René Annandale

Pizza pizza pat
Pizza pizza flat
Thick crust, thin crust
or raised crust.
Chop it, slice it, grate it,
pack it, fill it.
Tomato, mushroom, salami,
peppers, ham and anchovy.
Top it all with cheese.
Serve me warm, if you please....

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Overheard by a fly upon the wall

   During Clinton's tete-a-tete with his moll

      Order extra salami

         And a tad more pastrami

            For my pizza on your next service call

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 1 Michael Falotico's "A Fly On The Wall" Contest - February 2011...

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Peanut butter and jelly is my go-to sandwich every day.
You can have your turkey, beef, and salami, all your very way.
I care not for pickles, relish, ranch, mustard, or mayo.
Please hang on to your onions, lettuce, and bit of tomato.

Peanut butter and jelly is the sandwich of my dream.
I do not care about pork – barbequed or steamed.
Just make sure the jelly is grape, and not strawberry.
You can save the meats and cheeses for my cousin Harry....

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Keep your bacon, keep your ham
Keep your loganberry jam
No pastrami
No salami
In my sarnie I want Spam

Ain’t no bones, ain’t no brains
Ain’t no seeds, ain’t no grains
Slightly spicy
Tasty nicey
Spam ain’t got any veins

And the tin that it’s in
Kinda square, kinda thin
Ring pull lid
Key got rid
Spam don’t slice off your skin

So that’s Spam; good to eat
Not some cheap luncheon meat
Fried or cold
I’m just sold
Because Spam can’t be beat...

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Two kings were playing checkers. One challenged the other to a dual over lunch. The first king took a bite of his salami sandwich. And oh what a pickle he was in! The second king jumped two of his pieces and then took two! “Check!” he said proudly. “Check?” questioned the other.  “How is it that I only turned my head briefly and you have called check?” “No, no!” shouted the other. I knew I was going to lose so I called the waitress for my receipt.
 

Written by Gwendolen Rix
10-21-14...

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