Best Salami Poems

Salami for a Horse. 
Driving home from the man whose profession 
is to study people´s entrails, rice pudding he
had said and no booze- and for this banality 
he charged me 80 euros; the car stopped and
I opened the back door- of the car- and let...

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In King Herod's Antipasto Test
Salome's Salami came out best
Though John lost his head
Her, "King's Kosher Spread"
Was heads and tails above all the rest!...

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He is a bit unusual, you will have to eat outside, my pet.
I was warned, but still, did not understand quite yet.
It was a blind date, and he came wearing a Russian hat.
But wait, it was not a Russian hat at all, it was a...

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