Short Ridiculous Poems
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Your social construct?
Smile in a different font;
I asked for nothing;
The message is still the same;
Ridiculous dynamic.
Forever is what will happen
At times ridiculous, and others tragic
Taking a step closer to it everyday
Egregious sometimes too
Around my desk I chase the words
Some ridiculous, some absurd.
Petootsie flashes me with her bum
Multiplication demands a little sum
Birds Are Pretty
You Care A Ridiculous
Amount About Squirrels,
But Hardly Even Mention:
The Rats.
-Gray Squirrel
05-17-2025
I thought I'd met
my perfect life partner
but it turned out
her favorite song was
My Name is McNamara
I'm the Leader of the Band.
Wash Those Froggies, Wash Those Froggies,
Dirty Froggies Get Eaten By Moggies.
Don't Be Mean, Get Them Clean
While You Read Your Magazine.
Universal Sea Shanty; or, The Generic Folk Song
Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
Sailing with potatoes
The perfect Irish jig.
Quietly it happens, as it
Undermines the artist,
Erasing anonymously
Exactly what the writer had said.
Ridiculous, pusillanimous poseurs.
This boy’s addicted to rhyme
He does it all the time
With pen and paper
He can’t stop this caper
From the ridiculous to the sublime.
Comical, witty, humorous Bea.
Ridiculous when she comes to tea.
Wherever she goes,
Bea pretty much knows
She tickles you and she tickles me.
I got rubber hair;
I got rubber hair;
I got the rubberiest rubbery rubber hair.
And if I take my blue jeans off
I got matching rubber underwear.
all whites
democrats
Irish or Scottish
Not ALL, philosophers think.
All Japanese, all Chinese, all Indians…
Generalizing any group is ridiculous!
discover the reality
this world we live in
life ominous
laughter oblivious
happiness capricious
power obnoxious
love ridiculous
tolerance precious
She says witches are ugly if bad
She's says like it some kind of new fad
Which makes me think
Did this princess in pink
Called me ugly and now I am sad
those pictures
he wonders, are always so greasy
particularity from that genre
those poses
the citizens give, make it worse
all seemed very ridiculous
You are ridiculous and I am ruined.
Your laugh, that loud ungovernable thing —
I have built my whole house around it.
Now burn it down. Let’s build another.
Although my poems are not so numerous
I try to make them a little humerous
I'm certainly not a bard
but I do try very hard
to mix in a bit of the ridiculous
restless rambunctious
ridiculous rhetoric
riddles repeatedly
rhyming resplendently
rock-'n-roll, really?
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don't know whether to roar or purr....
She spins in silly circles,
Ranting in ridiculous rhymes.
Giggling, giddy, and girly,
Forgeting fabled fears.
Twinkling tears tug heartstrings
Of her lover dear.
Are we all fooled
and living in a mere thought
of someone else's mind
who, for an instant,
dwelled upon the concept of humanity
and then gave it up as ridiculous.
Just like my ridiculous amount of financial debt,
With the amount of lost rest accumulated as a sleep debt,
These will never be repaid until the day I am surely dead.
.
I
bet
there are
some kangaroos
out there that get drunk
& wake up with some ridiculous
stuff inside their pouches
the following
day
.
Object of desire.
Funny phrase. I mean
How ridiculous!
Fantasy's best scene
Viewed through passion's fire
Oughta be more keen
Oughta be more dire
Than mere object.
I have a very childlike mind,
I've never left my childhood behind,
Most people think that I am daft,
Cos childish thoughts make me laugh,
It's ridiculous but sublime!
Only poo can make this world seem bright
Only poo can make what's heavy light
Only poo and poo alone can thrill me to the bone
So I fill my toilet to the brim with poo.