Rickety Rackety Ruffled Ridiculous Rhine

Rickety rackety ruffled ridiculous Rhine, Make her hair stick out like a ball of twine Let it fall out on the floor and in church too Put a permanent skunk in her chimney wazoo Make her look silly in front of thousands I say Take away her fun, sabotage her in every way If she takes a step, let her trip on her ugly tongue Do not let her make friends or have any fun Slickety Slackety shuffled sure enough complete Take away her taste buds to taste anything sweet Give her cheeks a headache, make her front teeth crazy Let her be known as a witch who is nothing but lazy