Some time ago
One or the few of human beings
Had figured to create a crepe
Before
They were hunting birds
And covering their bodies with no feathers
In clay
…
Produce the GUILLOTINE
….
And throwing those birds in fire
They figured clay is hardened by the this
And this resulted in cookware introduction
With what
The boiled foods appeared in Mankind
Due very basic eating the desire
This finding
This the finding
This the very finding
You were supposed to found
Being by then by nothing stupid really bound
The Garlic can be prophylactic or the medicinal
Stupidity against the modern world there is no vaccina
Some time ago
The humans were drawing scenes of hunt on caves the stones
Today they want that everything is digitized
Researchers, wankers, users of the phone
We reckon shall be greatly minimized
And then in land or the prior the agriculture
We won't be buying the imported the the fruit
For price exceeding any sane the bound
These centimeters are these way converted proper to the foot
Simple
Dimple
Cripple
People
Be it a time to be
Be it a time for me
Be it a time for we
Be it a time for 3
Include
Is good
Intrude
Is rude
Prophylactic
Is Fantastic
Microlaxic
Brain Kinetic
Why is it?
the louder
and more ballistic
my self-righteousness
offensively becomes
The more
at night
I feel self-loathing,
when all is quiet
except dark ruminations
filling my silent bedroom
overwhelming my mind
and body.
Why is it?
we RightWing worry
that nonviolent communication,
too lovingly applied,
would leave us defenseless
against colonizing predators?
And do not worry enough
about LeftWing social anxiety
chronic worrying trauma tales
of violent communications,
too profoundly
ubiquitously applied,
leaving us offensively polarized
by inside fascist autocratic hate
hoarding angry power
and fear filled paralysis?
While unallied corporate fat cat
capitalists,
sell defense industry prophylactic lies,
mad ecocide
predicting global anthroprivileged
demise.
Our inhumane history of violence
leaves uncontested
a healthy silent mystery
of preference
for compassionate personal experience.
TONIC
Gin, with its memory of juniper
That imbues a certain sweet tang
But needs a slightly bitter contrast
To be well-rounded on the tongue
Relieved to deliver its full promise
Tonic water, innocently sparkling
Knowing its partnering role so well
Offering quinine as a prophylactic
Originally for Malaria in the Empire
A complement to balance the heat
Ice, as cubes dropped into the glass
Their mission, ever eagerly accepted
A cool aperitif then turned into cold
With just a thin twist of lemon or lime
That clink, somehow a reinforcement
A duck got himself a young lady
They went to a cheap hotel
He booked a room - a little shady
Where he’d get to know her well
She was hot but on reflection
He thought that he should use protection
Rang room service, (that was drastic)
Ordered up a prophylactic
A voice said we’re here to be serving
I’ll send a condom with Mervin
Shortly the door went rat-a-tat-tat
And Mervin was there with ‘Merve’ on his hat
Merve said your condom Sir, was it just one
I’ve brought you the ribbed type to add to your fun
I’ll just pop it onto your bill said Merve
The duck said Do you think I’m some kind of perv
Trump Has Been Highly Inteligent
Trump said that he is highly intelligent;
We tried to understand what he meant,
Analogy by Miller,
A real thriller;
Sure hope someone can give us a hint.
Would like to see the results of Trump's
Miller Analogies Test, MMPI, Stanford-
Benet, Weschler Bellevue and copy of
college transcript along with income
tax returns. Also, Kavanaugh and
Prophylactic as a tactic for abortion
is also interesting. Robey Versus Wade
was definately not created by Kavanaugh.
Jim Horn
To drop one bellow,
to saunter in a blow,
one that the head will know,
and the body can grow-
to drop one into the casam of death,
that I am unwelcome in,
even if I am depressed,
to drop one into the great mechanism of time,
to meet a friend and go dine-
to steal the lakes effect snow,
to be a beast of the know-
yet still fall back and wonder,
is everything perfect or am I a blunder?
Does fame have a name,
or just a walkway?
Do people all game?
Or am I a sign in a maze?
I wished for the best daze,
but got a claim and a stake for this blame-
I came to know the wishful thinking's annoyance,
yet knew an adults prophylactic avoidance,
I even wandered far in,
where no man can sin...
Condom on the asphalt!
Never seen or heard,
Numb to the world,
Genes resvior,
Always containing an outburst!
A terminated vector,
Malthusian prophylactic,
Condom discarded
on THE ASPHALT!
I see that I've detected
some words that were neglected
By noted “lexicologist” to Suess
I'm sure some how in time
they'll create more words that rhyme
But for now, I'll put the ones, I found to use
For example, there's "Galactic"
and I hate to sound "Didactic"
But, have YOU tried to rhyme this word before ?
So, l'll find a different Tactic
less ridged more Elastic
That I'm sure everyone, will just adore
I've been writing till I'm Spastic
like a nervous Geriatric
But there's only two words, that will do
I'll seek some Chiropractic
And work on my Gymnastic
In time I'm sure I'll feel as good as new
I don't mean to sound Sarcastic
But what kind of word's Bombastic
It's the craziest word I ever heard
Who made up Pleonastic
And thought himself Scholastic
I'm sure he must of been some loony bird
How can I write with Lactic ?
Or practic, prophylactic
To make a poem filled with poise and grace
If IT'S to be climatic and regarded as fantastic
I've got to do what's Drastic,
I rest my case
Gaining momentum of where violent winds blow
a pursuit of perpetual mishaps took its toll
cawing with ferocious hunger as to a crow
on carcasses piling up, an answer on their call
This affliction embedded, stalking from behind
the creeps kept crawling with goose bumps entailing
like a ride of your life but stepped brakes on a grind
that climax ended, left no more but nothing
Superstitions are chimes rustling across a mile
like deafening echoes bouncing back and forth
Esoteric rationale versed in a trial
widely embraced by folks of corners to north
Arrogant egos hiding in their own hard shell
of traditions, so remote within a closed door
up with towering walls, chants of an hexing spell
blessed by hot scorches, the accursed emperor
No plausible cure for this terminal illness
Ignorance's the prophylactic for the masses
like blood, it will circulate throughout our body
all to become puppets, a total debauchery.
Wild garlic flowers encompassed
her youthful, porcelaneous
neck as she slumbered in her bed.
Two silver crucifix bracelets
securely fastened to both wrists.
Her rhythmic inspirations heaved
the cleavage between her breasts
that deepened on exhalation.
He stood at the foot of the bed
red eyes peering from dark sockets
on a deathly pale, bat-like face.
A sneer revealed behind blood-red
lips two sharp conical canines
that were rendered useless this night.
Happy Halloween!
Porcupine Romance
Ouch ¡
Carefully does it
Practice French kissing a cactus first
Ouch !
The last tango in Paris was never like this
Get it
French
Paris
kissing a cactus ( Porcupine humour )
Ouch !
What a fool I was to buy her roses
As if I didn’t have enough to contend with
Ouch !
Do they sell aerosol cans of instant easy foam
In porcupine sex shops
Yeeouch !
Did she just do that on purpose
No wonder there aren’t that many of us
Why wasn’t I born a hedgehog
Its no wonder I am attracted to squirrels
When will they invent the missionary position
Gnnnnmmmmpp
No its ok honey it didn’t hurt
Yes I know my love that quill is really long
Crying no….me no… I just have something in my eye
What do you mean you’re attracted to gerbils
Try using a prophylactic
A flaming suit of armour would be more like it
Awww honey come on I didn’t mean it
Gives us a kiss
Ouch !
it’s a matter of
where your thumb was
when Thumbelina walked
into your toll-point
this voice
is as abrasive
as children in the park
where larks perch
in cold not sheltered
by old prostitutes
in gold with cats
and salad on mayonnaise
these winter suns
are prophylactic
‘Aurora’
on photographs
of my father and mother
long dead
like empty bottles
where cockroaches have tread