Porcupine Romance

Porcupine Romance Ouch ¡ Carefully does it Practice French kissing a cactus first Ouch ! The last tango in Paris was never like this Get it French Paris kissing a cactus ( Porcupine humour ) Ouch ! What a fool I was to buy her roses As if I didn’t have enough to contend with Ouch ! Do they sell aerosol cans of instant easy foam In porcupine sex shops Yeeouch ! Did she just do that on purpose No wonder there aren’t that many of us Why wasn’t I born a hedgehog Its no wonder I am attracted to squirrels When will they invent the missionary position Gnnnnmmmmpp No its ok honey it didn’t hurt Yes I know my love that quill is really long Crying no….me no… I just have something in my eye What do you mean you’re attracted to gerbils Try using a prophylactic A flaming suit of armour would be more like it Awww honey come on I didn’t mean it Gives us a kiss Ouch !