Terry Flood Poet Rhyme

Rubber Duck - Bawdy

A duck got himself a young lady
They went to a cheap hotel
He booked a room - a little shady
Where he’d get to know her well

She was hot but on reflection
He thought that he should use protection
Rang room service, (that was drastic)
Ordered up a prophylactic 

A voice said we’re here to be serving
I’ll send a condom with Mervin
Shortly the door went rat-a-tat-tat
And Mervin was there with ‘Merve’ on his hat

Merve said your condom Sir, was it just one
I’ve brought you the ribbed type to add to your fun
I’ll just pop it onto your bill said Merve
The duck said Do you think I’m some kind of perv

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Lindsay Laurie November 18, 2021 at 4:25 PM Hello Terry ... bloody funny. This drake had Merv's number so set him straight - thanks Terry - Lindsay Terry Flood November 19, 2021 at 5:57 AM Always hard to know if a gag went global. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Jan Allison November 17, 2021 at 1:50 PM I'd heard the put it on his bill gag years ago but omg this is hilarious:-) hugs jan xx Terry Flood November 17, 2021 at 2:39 PM Well, they do say the old ones are the best ones? Great to hear from you, Jan. Get fully well soon. Terry

Gershon Wolf November 16, 2021 at 11:04 AM Ha, ha! Where's the bawdy part though. Great fun, Terry. :) Smiles, gw Terry Flood November 16, 2021 at 11:31 AM Perhaps just a little bit ‘adult’ then. Glad you enjoyed this near fossil of a joke, Gershon. Terry

Andrea Dietrich November 15, 2021 at 1:37 PM hahahaha. That is GREAT humor. Terry Flood November 15, 2021 at 2:37 PM Thanks, Andrea. Some of these old Jokes are so old that I never know whether they’ve prevailed across the years, or indeed, across the Atlantic. So I just poetise them and cross my fingers. Glad you enjoyed. Terry

Tom Cunningham November 15, 2021 at 10:20 AM Lol, love the punchline Terry. Tom Terry Flood November 15, 2021 at 10:55 AM I think that joke was first told by Methuselah… when he was a lad… but hey… funny is funny eh? Terry