Promotions Poems

oCARINA AND pLASTIC cLARNET

They sought wordage enough to establish the foundations 
were they would afford enough and would venture into
the actual creation of an organization that
would look at today and sum up the facts of existence and
not only decide on the type of stone to create the statues and
trophies: but take the tractors and horses and the men to
the pits: quarries and mountain sides
find the stones , extract thee stones find the model and
carve .Association Membership Systems to afford
Union Parties and Galas.
Encourage membership. To
Have language that encourages
interest into the functions of structural detail.
Movement within the firm
so that promotions and demotions.
Trends and changes
income and analysis
Sussession:Stewartship and Stability
(Meddling)and Anti Meddling Processes
Unbeat and Positive.
( were you a clam poacher or
did you poach the clams? )
Lauage sepARTIONAL TERMS AND DISTINCTION)

Another day

Every year we go through the motions, 
Festivities celebrations and retail promotions, 
Without much thought we spend so much money, 
Shop after shop not much time we must hurry, 
Get into debt with payday loans and our savings, 
The gifts that we buy make up for all the years failings, 
Now money is tight I'm a single man trying,
Can't afford much and I watch what I'm buying, 
My son understands the amount he will get,
He's old enough now that he won't get upset, 
Christmas with Cheryl was magic and fun, 
A real special moment spent with my loved one, 
Now the morning of Christmas has not got that thrill,
We had each year prior ,
what's gone  we can't fill.

My Diploma Reads School Of Hard Knocks

My Diploma Reads
“School Of Hard Knocks”
Miracle Man
1/6/2025

Your time and your talent I once heard said,
was all a young person needed to get ahead.

So I’d rise up early and lace up my shoes,
I spent a few years just paying my dues.

The life goal I had was to retire some past fifty,
but this wouldn’t happen without being thrifty.

I posted my goals where I’d review every day,
along came promotions and raises in pay.

I invested in the market and had a 401-K,
investing paved the road that I travel today.

In the “school of hard knocks” I learned tricks,
and I was able to retire at the age of fifty-six.

Twas thirty years ago, since ending my quest,
I have no regrets, because God has truly blessed.

Symphony of the Sunrise

"Just breathe, you're having your breath taken, 'Aweigh anchors away,' the blessed follows," ... by The Poet

The unnoticeable lulls a fancy
as obscurity stares at a lost
such are promotions
of a trance
stages all ages
a momentous chance
for lifetime promise of romance
shattering glimmering
convinces glimpses
alarm bells--"Hush little baby don't--OH NO!"
"Release the Kraken ... or mices ... an ant if you have any?"
She comes, A ROWER?
It's The Specifics of the Ocean
Those islanders will come out - rigging
and surfing, Aurora, in a pipeline ... she's a dreamer ...
OH NO! WIPEout, its ecliptic ... but there at the ocean's edge
o'er the horizon, Aurora, RISE
the shacks are empty, the fields aplenty
The Drums of the Islands, Aloha Alive.

My Son Scotttie

Go ahead, ask me
Am I'm proud of my dear son Scott
You can bet your sweet darn bippy I am
Proud as one of them peacocks

Turned out to be a guru
In the fast paced world of computers
There ain't no problem my Scottie can't solve
Nuttin' can stump my Scooter

Destined to make big bucks
In the fast paced world of promotions
Not too long fore he's living on easy street
People will say what's this commotion

The commotion will be my Scottie
Setting the pharmaceutical world on fire
With ingenious solutions to all their problems
Reaching goals to which I aspired

Was once a guru like Scooter
Was a whole lot different in those days
No computers, just a big bunch of magic markers
Creating ads the old fashioned way

Go ahead, ask me
Am I'm proud of my dear Scooter boy
You better believe it, I'm over the top thrilled
He's my absolute pride and joy!


Do you think I'm a proud Papa?

With Each Morning's Promise

Reflections of pink, and gold on heaven’s floor, 
A hint of memories that came millenniums before, 
And the radiance of God’s glory, from the heart's core, 
Is a new dawn, for our taking.

In these shades of light, a narrative is spun, 
Of women's strength and battles won, 
For rights to choose, for equality won't be shun, 
With each morning, a world's foundation shaking.

They rise for autonomy, their voices clear, 
For choices over bodies, a future sincere, 
Where decisions are theirs, with no shadow of fear, 
With each morning, a new dawn's awakening.

Equal pay, a demand that echoes wide, 
Breaking the chains of wage gaps, side by side, 
A future where worth isn't unfairly denied, 
With each morning, a brighter horizon breaking.

Promotions earned through merit and skill, 
Not hindered by gender, a world to fulfill, 
A future where glass ceilings shatter at will, 
With each morning, progress relentless and unshaking.

Hope whispers of change, with each sunrise, 
A world where justice and fairness arise, 
Where women's rights, like the sun, shall rise, 
With each morning, a future resolute for the taking.

Senior Production Manager

Senior Production Manager
(Retired at Fifty-six)
Miracle Man
7/14/2023

I never settled for being just equal to the rest,
for that would have made me average at best.
I always went the extra mile and didn’t stop,
and I, like cream, suddenly rose to the top.

I always did more for what I earned as pay,
so those who watched promoted me one day.
Then with regularity promotions kept coming,
I was doing well, and things were humming.

After thirty two years stress took it’s licks,
so I chose to retire at the ripe age of fifty-six.

My Grandfather once said,
“I’ve never heard of anyone dying from hard work”
My key was working smarter. My entire life my goal was to be retired at fifty-five. I retired two months past my birthday.
Tom

Scooter

Go ahead, ask me again
Am I proud of my dear son Scott
You can bet your sweet little bippy I am
Proud as one of them peacocks

Turned out to be a guru
In the fast paced world of computers
There ain't no problem my Scottie can't solve
Nuttin' can stump my Scooter

Destined to make big bucks
In the fast paced world of promotions
Not too long fore he's living on easy street
People will say what's this commotion

The commotion will be my Scottie
Setting the pharmaceutical world on fire
With ingenious solutions to all their problems
Reaching goals to which I aspired

Was once a guru like Scooter
Was a whole lot different in those days
No computers, just a big bunch of magic markers
Creating ads the old fashioned way

Go ahead, ask me again
Am I'm proud of my dear Scooter boy
You better believe it, I'm over the top thrilled
He's my absolute pride and joy!

Pontius Piousness

predisposed political parlays predict poised patterns policing
protective presents pontificating perseverant predatory 
persuasive promotions promulgating persistent 
proselytizing prostitutional 
pademic poisonous 
pragmatics

If Scented Candles Were Stairsteps

if scented candles were stairsteps,
then i would lead you to a clawfoot tub
the water would be lukehot with a pinch of moderate cold
i would kiss you softly and cater to you until the middle reveals herfself
once there, your mischievous smile will guide me from there
however, i think i know the way by now
your less than bashful moans along with your strategic movements are obvious indicators
i enjoy your friendship
i appreciate your promotions
i cherish your soft, intelligent presentation
i love All That Is You.....
if scented candles were stairsteps,
then it would lead me The Perfection of Heaven that is You.....

From the Desk of Kelp Seaworthy

Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional
event that was secretly planned to get
rid of reporter hype and fakenews.
Dance floor records was named the
 place for the secet meetings.
Due to the lack of cooperation between
several minor league promotions: meaning
their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together
to up there numbers and gain more media
attention, several larger promotions
started turning there back to these smaller
 companies urging them to
cooperate and get along. This mean forming
 alliances and unting titles and communicating
 before they made attempts
to talk to the bigger promotions. The term "Users"
 came up talking about
one promoter who refused to do business with
 other promoters in there area and even his own 
brother ( also a promoter). we heard an angry
 Mad Sabian say he had enough trouble finding sponsors
for some of the rag work his guys did, letting
SOO-Soo (unnamed)
get in on the action
would require an investment!
we'll let you know whats going on!

Bassoon Mandellain Report!

Life

A derailed train, with full of passengers, 
If collides with a target my dear, 
Then no one knows what will happen? 
Only you receive helpline for twenty four into seven. 
Life is homologous to that, it runs on a fast track. 
Rarely can be kept on the right track.
It requires frequent brake. 
Every life has its own challenges, 
To overcome them one needs changes, 
Never hesitate to face them, 
You will be remembered as an emblem. 
Worthless to blame others, 
It is a race of survivors, 
All Humans are seas of emotions, 
They dream about promotions, 
Wake up take initiative, 
God commands act as an active, 
Rather than behaving as fugitive.

Tidal Locomotion

A promotion!?!
Love is the top emotion,
That puts all good things in motion.
Let me just make this one simple notion,
That true love is at the heart of the ocean.
That is, tidal locomotion brings no commotion,
Just loving some emotion with simple devotion.
Yield lustful promotions as ones demotion...
Is finding true love with a potion.
Go back to the ocean!

Thursday, October 14, 2021

End Times

The world is full of fake friends nothing is real,
Everyday the innocent in jail are denied appeal,
All these humans love doing is to corrupt 'n' steal,
Extolling virtues of veganism with missionary zeal,
Day in day out they are obsessed with pilling weal.

We are in days where people are no longer kind,
And in an era where true love is so hard to find,
No marriage, only just a boyfriend or a girlfriend,
What they love doing is to cheat, lie and pretend,
They are still living as if the Lord will not descend.

In every government institutions there exists a mole,
Receiving promotions 'n' adding titles to their profile,
Making the needy people cry but oh the clay is vile,
With torn and bleeding hearts they give a fake smile,
It's a great debt the poor lives to pay to human guile,

                           © Kelmwa

The Story of a Private Teacher

A teacher is a creature
Whose life a miniature
Those who follows the management culture
At last the management becomes a vulture

Teacher have to do the job 
It's as a sales executive bob
To make students to buy the books
Else their salaries will be tied to hooks

Teacher have to do admissions
To get the commissions
Teachers who gets more admissions
Will get more promotions

Teacher have to do their jobs other than to educate
Which will make the private schools to inculcate
To make huge profits they slaughter the teachers
But they will provide slighter salaries to the teachers

This is what happens to a teacher tobe degrade
That makes the schools profits to an upgrade
That's the reason a teacher is a scapegoat
Where he cannot effort a goat.

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