From the Desk of Kelp Seaworthy

Rosco Adagio, aka for the Cross Promotional event that was secretly planned to get rid of reporter hype and fakenews. Dance floor records was named the place for the secet meetings. Due to the lack of cooperation between several minor league promotions: meaning their unwillingness to unite and promote matches together to up there numbers and gain more media attention, several larger promotions started turning there back to these smaller companies urging them to cooperate and get along. This mean forming alliances and unting titles and communicating before they made attempts to talk to the bigger promotions. The term "Users" came up talking about one promoter who refused to do business with other promoters in there area and even his own brother ( also a promoter). we heard an angry Mad Sabian say he had enough trouble finding sponsors for some of the rag work his guys did, letting SOO-Soo (unnamed) get in on the action would require an investment! we'll let you know whats going on! Bassoon Mandellain Report!