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...I evacuate sitting on a throne of waste… till something live emerges – taking inspiration, wherever it comes from… the writer strains filling bowls and wastepaper baskets inspira......
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Joe Dimino
Categories:
proctologist,
humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Semi Colon
..."semi colon" my proctologist told me Pluto is not a planet but Uranus is......
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Jeff Connelly
Categories:
proctologist,
color,
Form:
Free verse
Ready Aim Fire
...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologist,
america, anger, angst, anti
Form:
Rhyme
I Made a Beeline Bustle
...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologist,
adventure, animal, blessing, business,
Form:
Rhyme
Bottoms and Braces
...Proctologist meets gorgeous female. She’s a dentist who drinks ginger ale. Both put their hands places Most would not think was aces One fixing bottoms, the other braces.......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
proctologist,
6th grade, 7th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
proctologist,
giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Body Shop
...i walked in through the open double doors and heard a disembodied voice ask what can i do you for as car hoods were left open as mouths at a dentists and other cars ......
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Jeff Connelly
Categories:
proctologist,
muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Onerous Anus Complex Number One
...Pain in the ass devoid of dreck inapropos poetic material what the heck more unbearable than crick in neck shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?. Spasmodi......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologist,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Imagism
He Wasn'T Always Stargazing - Bawdy
...Enthusiastic astronomer Phillip Jaynus spent all his life looking at Uranus He was also a qualified proctologist I hope the subtle connection isn't missed! 4/13/19......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
proctologist,
body, humorous, planet,
Form:
Epitaph
How To Be a Doctor
...As retiring physician, allow me to give Some suggestions on how to both doctor and live. You have finally finished the studies required. You're a doctor at last, but in debt deeply mired. Wi......
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Richard Thomas
Categories:
proctologist,
career, caregiving, health, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Can You Please Wait a Second
...Can You Please Wait A Second...? In steed of ye mounting your stock key high horse, perhaps named Rock Key, and head off...lock stock and barrel, who knows where, now ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologist,
assonance, character, endurance, light,
Form:
Free verse
Praise Zing a Fully Functioning Sphincter Muscle
...**** lies zing constipation nothing to poo poo about, cuz when bedeviled by colorectal obstruction without wasted doubt, that malodorous, malevolent malady analogous......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologist,
break up, conflict, desire,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Bugs Win
...Jerry Packard was an entomologist for which he was far from an apologist. He's glad he faced down his professor's frown for refusing to become a proctologist......
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Paul Schneiter
Categories:
proctologist,
career, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity Policy
...As Joe was biking down the side of the road He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills. Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe; 'Twas one of life’s unwanted thrills. A ......
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Tom Quigley
Categories:
proctologist,
anger, conflict, culture, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Don'T Laugh At My Coonskin Cap
...People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap. But they'll stop laughing because I'm through taking their crap. People say that my cap makes me look silly. They say that it makes m......
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Randy Johnson
Categories:
proctologist,
funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
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