Proctologist Poems - Poems about Proctologist

...I evacuate sitting on a throne of waste… till something live emerges – taking inspiration, wherever it comes from… the writer strains filling bowls and wastepaper baskets inspira......Read the rest...

..."semi colon" my proctologist told me Pluto is not a planet but Uranus is......Read the rest...

...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......Read the rest...

...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......Read the rest...

...Proctologist meets gorgeous female. She’s a dentist who drinks ginger ale. Both put their hands places Most would not think was aces One fixing bottoms, the other braces.......Read the rest...

...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......Read the rest...

...i walked in through the open double doors and heard a disembodied voice ask what can i do you for as car hoods were left open as mouths at a dentists and other cars ......Read the rest...

...Pain in the ass devoid of dreck inapropos poetic material what the heck more unbearable than crick in neck shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?. Spasmodi......Read the rest...

...Enthusiastic astronomer Phillip Jaynus spent all his life looking at Uranus He was also a qualified proctologist I hope the subtle connection isn't missed! 4/13/19......Read the rest...

...As retiring physician, allow me to give Some suggestions on how to both doctor and live. You have finally finished the studies required. You're a doctor at last, but in debt deeply mired. Wi......Read the rest...

...Can You Please Wait A Second...? In steed of ye mounting your stock key high horse, perhaps named Rock Key, and head off...lock stock and barrel, who knows where, now ......Read the rest...

...**** lies zing constipation nothing to poo poo about, cuz when bedeviled by colorectal obstruction without wasted doubt, that malodorous, malevolent malady analogous......Read the rest...

...Jerry Packard was an entomologist for which he was far from an apologist. He's glad he faced down his professor's frown for refusing to become a proctologist......Read the rest...

...As Joe was biking down the side of the road He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills. Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe; 'Twas one of life’s unwanted thrills. A ......Read the rest...

...People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap. But they'll stop laughing because I'm through taking their crap. People say that my cap makes me look silly. They say that it makes m......Read the rest...