Proctologist Poems - Poems about Proctologist

The Writer

...I evacuate
sitting on a throne
of waste…

till something live
emerges – taking
inspiration, wherever 
it comes from…

the writer strains

filling bowls

and wastepaper baskets

inspira...

Semi Colon

..."semi colon"


my proctologist told me 
Pluto is not a planet
but Uranus is...

Ready Aim Fire

...Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite 
"freedom foo fighte...

I Made a Beeline Bustle

...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th, 2022,
after incomplete defecation
sitting pretty on pissoir,
I jiggled and wiggled posterior
...

Bottoms and Braces

...Proctologist meets gorgeous female.
She’s a dentist who drinks ginger ale.
Both put their hands places
Most would not think was aces
One fixing bottoms, the other braces....

Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM 

My dentist ...

Body Shop

...i walked in
through the
open double

doors 

and heard 
a disembodied
voice ask what can

i do

you for
as car
hoods

were

left open
as mouths
at a dentists

and

other cars
...

Onerous Anus Complex Number One

...Pain in the ass devoid of dreck
inapropos poetic material what the heck
more unbearable than crick in neck
shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck
the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?.

Spasmodi...

He Wasn'T Always Stargazing - Bawdy

...Enthusiastic astronomer Phillip Jaynus
spent all his life looking at Uranus
He was also a qualified proctologist
I hope the subtle connection isn't missed!



4/13/19...

How To Be a Doctor

...As retiring physician, allow me to give
Some suggestions on how to both doctor and live.

You have finally finished the studies required.
You're a doctor at last, but in debt deeply mired.
Wi...

Can You Please Wait a Second

...Can You Please Wait A Second...?

In steed of ye
     mounting your stock
key high horse,
     perhaps named Rock
Key, and head off...lock

stock and barrel,
     who knows where,
     now ...

Praise Zing a Fully Functioning Sphincter Muscle

...**** lies zing constipation
     nothing to poo poo about,
cuz when bedeviled by
     colorectal obstruction 
     without wasted doubt,
that malodorous, 
     malevolent malady
     analogous...

Bugs Win

...Jerry Packard was an entomologist
for which he was far from an apologist.
He's glad he faced down
his professor's frown
for refusing to become a proctologist...

Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity Policy

...As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.  
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe; 
'Twas one of life’s unwanted thrills.

A ...

Don'T Laugh At My Coonskin Cap

...People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap.
But they'll stop laughing because I'm through taking their crap.
People say that my cap makes me look silly.
They say that it makes m...

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