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Bend Over Baby

Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist

Copyright © Tim Ryerson | Year Posted 2012

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March 31, 2014 at 10:33 PM

TIM, NICE SEEING YOU ON ANDREA'S WINNING LIST... Congratulations!!! LUV*LINDA

March 31, 2014 at 5:44 PM

This is cute, Tim! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim

March 31, 2014 at 3:08 AM

well done Tim so funny ....Seren

Carrie Richards

March 30, 2014 at 9:43 AM

LOL !!! (I would have placed this on top !!! You are too funny........but I think those sisters are nuts !!! LOL!! (or just enjoy them?)

March 30, 2014 at 7:05 AM

Good one, Tim! Well done! Congratulations on a top placement! Cheers, Roy

March 30, 2014 at 6:05 AM

It's Sunday and happy to enjoy the fun and humor. Congrats on the win, tim

March 30, 2014 at 12:31 AM

Very funny as a limerick shuld be. Great job. Love, Joyce

Andrea Dietrich

March 29, 2014 at 9:27 PM

Tim, the meter is not entirely perfection , but the topic is AWESOME for a limerick. Way to go. Big congrats for your third place win in my contest.

Elizabeth Wesley

August 19, 2012 at 8:04 AM

Hope it's just your imaginaation and not true Tim. For everyone else it is hilarious! :)

Andrea Dietrich

August 9, 2012 at 8:33 PM

haha, Good one with those kinds of rhyming words!

August 9, 2012 at 5:48 AM

this is wickedly heeeralious, tim... after this, you may need a relationship therapist.. hahaha.. grreat job!..:) huggs!

August 8, 2012 at 6:37 PM

Ut Oh!!! And me worried over high colesterhol? Light & Love

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