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He Wasn'T Always Stargazing - Bawdy

Enthusiastic astronomer Phillip Jaynus
spent all his life looking at Uranus
He was also a qualified proctologist
I hope the subtle connection isn't missed!



4/13/19

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 4/17/2019 8:12:00 PM G'day Jan … must have been some sort of life; talking to one end while working on the other - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/22/2019 6:32:00 AM lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 4/14/2019 3:44:00 PM Ha ha, hilarious, love it Jan, glad you are back! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/14/2019 6:10:00 PM I'm not as active as I was Tania but YOU lured me back with the limerick contest and I'm delighted YOU are happy I'm back posting my poop and thanks for all your support it means so much to me:-) hugs Jan xx

Allen Beilschmidt Sr. Date: 4/14/2019 2:03:00 PM lol. Very witty Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/14/2019 2:45:00 PM thanks:-)

Ravi Sathasivam Date: 4/14/2019 3:32:00 AM Excellent one. Enjoyed reading it. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/14/2019 4:13:00 AM thanks Ravi:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 4/14/2019 1:15:00 AM I started giggling at 'Jaynus' - thank you for creating laughter among us with such a consistent styled talent. Never disappear, is that clear? Poetry hugs ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/14/2019 4:12:00 AM CayCay it is difficult as the moron who lied he'd died posted my 'epitaph' yesterday but I will never ever be bullied and forced to leave and I will always try and make soupers laugh:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 4/13/2019 3:38:00 PM Alas his interests rectum! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2019 4:04:00 PM ha ha ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 4/13/2019 2:23:00 PM - I hope so too .... :))) - Brilliant, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2019 3:00:00 PM thanks Anne Lise I think its more understandable now I have the pic lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May Date: 4/13/2019 2:18:00 PM Haha...Nice one Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2019 2:59:00 PM thanks Joseph, I am now hooked on the form and I am inspired by the contest and ones I'm writing can go in the book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Edlynn Nau Date: 4/13/2019 1:43:00 PM LOL! I bet looking up after looking in is the ONLY way one could survive. You made me laugh and this was fun. Paradox abounds! Thanks for the laughter. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2019 2:05:00 PM Thanks Edlynn your comment is so funny! my hubby had prostate cancer which kick started me writing so we know all about proctologists:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 4/13/2019 11:35:00 AM Haha it nearly was Jan, had to look it up. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2019 12:47:00 PM I've added a cartoon now Tom, i guess if you've not dealt with prostate cancer as I have with my hubby then the connection may be difficult to understand I agree with Line it is a 'subtle connection lol:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier Date: 4/13/2019 10:37:00 AM Very subtle, Jan. Hard to miss the connection. LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/13/2019 12:46:00 PM I've added a cartoon now Line I think maybe the connection was too subtle lol:-) hugs jan xx