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Enthusiastic astronomer Phillip Jaynus spent all his life looking at Uranus He was also a qualified proctologist I hope the subtle connection isn't missed! 4/13/19

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/17/2019 8:12:00 PM

G'day Jan … must have been some sort of life; talking to one end while working on the other - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/22/2019 6:32:00 AM

lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 4/14/2019 3:44:00 PM

Ha ha, hilarious, love it Jan, glad you are back! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2019 6:10:00 PM

I'm not as active as I was Tania but YOU lured me back with the limerick contest and I'm delighted YOU are happy I'm back posting my poop and thanks for all your support it means so much to me:-) hugs Jan xx

Allen Beilschmidt Sr.

Date: 4/14/2019 2:03:00 PM

lol. Very witty

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2019 2:45:00 PM

thanks:-)

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 4/14/2019 3:32:00 AM

Excellent one. Enjoyed reading it.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2019 4:13:00 AM

thanks Ravi:-) hugs jan xx

CayCay Jennings

Date: 4/14/2019 1:15:00 AM

I started giggling at 'Jaynus' - thank you for creating laughter among us with such a consistent styled talent. Never disappear, is that clear? Poetry hugs ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2019 4:12:00 AM

CayCay it is difficult as the moron who lied he'd died posted my 'epitaph' yesterday but I will never ever be bullied and forced to leave and I will always try and make soupers laugh:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 4/13/2019 3:38:00 PM

Alas his interests rectum! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2019 4:04:00 PM

ha ha ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/13/2019 2:23:00 PM

- I hope so too .... :))) - Brilliant, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2019 3:00:00 PM

thanks Anne Lise I think its more understandable now I have the pic lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 4/13/2019 2:18:00 PM

Haha...Nice one Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2019 2:59:00 PM

thanks Joseph, I am now hooked on the form and I am inspired by the contest and ones I'm writing can go in the book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Edlynn Nau

Date: 4/13/2019 1:43:00 PM

LOL! I bet looking up after looking in is the ONLY way one could survive. You made me laugh and this was fun. Paradox abounds! Thanks for the laughter.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2019 2:05:00 PM

Thanks Edlynn your comment is so funny! my hubby had prostate cancer which kick started me writing so we know all about proctologists:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/13/2019 11:35:00 AM

Haha it nearly was Jan, had to look it up. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2019 12:47:00 PM

I've added a cartoon now Tom, i guess if you've not dealt with prostate cancer as I have with my hubby then the connection may be difficult to understand I agree with Line it is a 'subtle connection lol:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/13/2019 10:37:00 AM

Very subtle, Jan. Hard to miss the connection. LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 4/13/2019 12:46:00 PM

I've added a cartoon now Line I think maybe the connection was too subtle lol:-) hugs jan xx